I am applying for the position on this forum as Devil's advocate. It seems that you need a person like myself who is a very quiet man with a pleasant disposition. To oversea this forum inpartiallity to one and all. I request this job as God's been taken here in the UK the Archebishop of Cantebury and God damm it even the position of the Pope is taken. I trust I can rely on your votes.

Best whishes

Mike

Oh boy, another Mike!

We need to see your portfolio first my friend.

What are your qualifications?

What is your capacity?

And, are you thick-skinned or thin-skinned??

LOL

JJP

Remember his "DISABILISM" thread, you'll see how thin-skinned he his.But he can have my vote, go to hell.

Your Most Holier-than-thou Banalityness;

Why, certainly . . . step right in, sit down and get comfy.......could I get you some fresh tea ?    Methinks you have a LONG ways to go to become a Pronto God, Bub! . . . and rest-assured, that's the last "visible" link you'll get from me.   

One in the same, huh??

e: since you don't have a clear understanding of the job position we are very sorry we must reject your application at this moment, but we will keep your info on file for any upcoming positions that you might be qualified

Careful Ed, your translucent dermis is showing.

If I hadn't seen his post in the Sony forum asking for help first, I would have ignored him. He asks for help, then he puts us down. Who does he thinks answers those questions in the other forums. I'll say it again, we have a jekyll & hyde here.

If it was not of the likes of Paul Hubbard who seems hell bent on taken the piss out of children who suffer from a real disability.
I myself have a son who suffers from ADD for the uneducated stands for attention defficit disorder. Maybe I should let my 9 year old read this on this forum after all is a pg forum and see if he finds it funny.
If you really want to play hard ball to laugh and scoff
at other people's disabilities and disadvantages BRING IT ON. I AM HERE WAITING.

Not wishing noone any bad luck but on the same token no wishing you any good.

REMEMBER MY FRIENDS WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND.

I think you need to loosen that collar man.

Ooooooooooh!!!!! . . .
fancies himself a Ticket Taker at the
Merry-Go-Round, now does he??!!

Personally, I think the biggest disability you have is the humongous chip you so proudly carry around on your shoulder. If you haven't figured out that the things said on THIS Forum are just so much Ivory Soap . . .(99 and 44/100ths% Pure - BullShit), then this most certainly is not the place for you.
Don't take everything so personally . . . to us, you're just letters on the screen.
.........crying poor, poor, pitiful me! And as such we joyfully respond in an appropriate manner!

So THERE . . . nanny-nanny-boo-boo!!!!!

Life is definately too short to be unhappy.

Loosen up a little why don't ya?

Dear e pereira;










Never mind, your just not worth it.

(The real tragedy is that you really believe all that crap that comes out of your mouth. And it's too bad about your son, but the real question is, why in hell your parents didn't practice birth control!)

My two cents.

I don't think I've ever been so proud of people I don't even know. Come to think of it, I also don't think I've ever liked being a part of something this much, and I'm not even sure if I'm considered a part of it.

Here's a guy who uses, to his advantage, a disadvantage most people try harder than anything to overcome. At the risk of sounding downright mean...I'm not even sure he suffers any of the problems he wants you to believe he has.

I'm sure many of you have read the posts begging for help programming a pronto. Here's one that made me wonder...

[Link: remotecentral.com]

I just found it somewhat odd, that's all.

Indeed this forum is in need, in dire need, of someone who is a quiet person, with a pleasant disposition. You sir, Mr. E Pereira, are quite the bullshitter if you can get anyone who has read your posts to believe that person, is you. You make everyone that didn't help you, out to be some sort of bad person. Sorry if you couldn't get your pronto to work, either shut up and deal with it like the rest of us, or shut up and pay someone else to do it. Either way...shut up!

How interesting, your wishing to be accepted by people you hardly know - and then vilifying someone you have equally little experience of.

You are wrong on all counts. But hey, why take my word for it. Since you don't know me either I could simply be a bullshitter too. Ho hum.