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-------- No More Than Two Run-on Sentences -------- (Well.........OK, maybe Three)
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Post 1 made on Thursday July 25, 2002 at 22:24
MrKlaatu
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. . . Maybe as little as only one word, or even just a punctuation mark,

But Please, No More Than Two Run-on Sentences Per Post.

Well, OK . . . Maybe Three!


With each post, copy the entire letter plus your sentence so that at the bottom of Thread Page 1 is the Letter's Page 1. At the top of Thread Page 2, we start the Letter's Page 2. (if it gets that far)!

And no gibberish, K? It doesn't necessarily have to make "sense", but you should be able to read it.

Please do not alter anyone else's posts, just add your's on next. That's not to say it can't totally contradict an earlier post, or completely ignore it's existence in the letter, just don't change it.

This message was edited by MrKlaatu on 11/06/02 18:55.38.
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OP | Post 2 made on Thursday July 25, 2002 at 22:24
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Dear Sir or Madame (as the case may be);

Re: Need Help

  I recently purchased one of your doo-hickies, and I can't seem to get it to
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Post 3 made on Thursday July 25, 2002 at 23:15
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open it's
OP | Post 4 made on Thursday July 25, 2002 at 23:22
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Dear Sir or Madame (as the case may be);

Re: Need Help

I recently purchased one of your doo-hickies, and I can't seem to get it to open it's Early Warning System.
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Post 5 made on Friday July 26, 2002 at 00:26
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Dear Sir or Madame (as the case may be);
Re: Need Help
I recently purchased one of your doo-hickies, and I can't seem to get it to open it's Early Warning System. Since this the first of your products I have purchased,
OP | Post 6 made on Friday July 26, 2002 at 02:30
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Dear Sir or Madame (as the case may be);
Re: Need Help
I recently purchased one of your doo-hickies, and I can't seem to get it to open it's Early Warning System. Since this the first of your products I have purchased, I thought I might try hooking it up to my turnip, but without the EWS I can't tell
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Post 7 made on Friday July 26, 2002 at 02:50
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Dear Sir or Madame (as the case may be);
Re: Need Help
I recently purchased one of your doo-hickies, and I can't seem to get it to open it's Early Warning System. Since this the first of your products I have purchased, I thought I might try hooking it up to my turnip, but without the EWS I can't tell when the turnip has fully completed its cycle. As we both know,
OP | Post 8 made on Friday July 26, 2002 at 03:01
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Dear Sir or Madame (as the case may be);
Re: Need Help
I recently purchased one of your doo-hickies, and I can't seem to get it to open it's Early Warning System. Since this the first of your products I have purchased, I thought I might try hooking it up to my turnip, but without the EWS I can't tell when the turnip has fully completed its cycle. As we both know, an incorrectly cycled turnip may well become dangerously unstable, causing
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Post 9 made on Friday July 26, 2002 at 03:27
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Dear Sir or Madame (as the case may be);
Re: Need Help
I recently purchased one of your doo-hickies, and I can't seem to get it to open it's Early Warning System. Since this the first of your products I have purchased, I thought I might try hooking it up to my turnip, but without the EWS I can't tell when the turnip has fully completed its cycle. As we both know, an incorrectly cycled turnip may well become dangerously unstable, causing my left nut to hurt . Why do condoms
OP | Post 10 made on Friday July 26, 2002 at 03:40
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Dear Sir or Madame (as the case may be);
Re: Need Help
I recently purchased one of your doo-hickies, and I can't seem to get it to open it's Early Warning System. Since this the first of your products I have purchased, I thought I might try hooking it up to my turnip, but without the EWS I can't tell when the turnip has fully completed its cycle. As we both know, an incorrectly cycled turnip may well become dangerously unstable, causing my left nut to hurt . Why do condoms filled with helium rise, but
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Post 11 made on Friday July 26, 2002 at 03:50
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Dear Sir or Madame (as the case may be);
Re: Need Help
I recently purchased one of your doo-hickies, and I can't seem to get it to open it's Early Warning System. Since this the first of your products I have purchased, I thought I might try hooking it up to my turnip, but without the EWS I can't tell when the turnip has fully completed its cycle. As we both know, an incorrectly cycled turnip may well become dangerously unstable, causing my left nut to hurt . Why do condoms filled with helium rise, but persimmons in my shorts cause

This message was edited by Bruce Burson on 07/26/02 03:53.16.
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OP | Post 12 made on Friday July 26, 2002 at 04:09
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Dear Sir or Madame (as the case may be);
Re: Need Help

I recently purchased one of your doo-hickies, and I can't seem to get it to open it's Early Warning System. Since this the first of your products I have purchased, I thought I might try hooking it up to my turnip, but without the EWS I can't tell when the turnip has fully completed its cycle. As we both know, an incorrectly cycled turnip may well become dangerously unstable, causing my left nut to hurt . Why do condoms filled with helium rise, but persimmons in my shorts cause my Volvo to get less mileage?

While we're on the subject, I seriously doubt your promise of
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Post 13 made on Friday July 26, 2002 at 09:04
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Dear Sir or Madame (as the case may be);
Re: Need Help

I recently purchased one of your doo-hickies, and I can't seem to get it to open it's Early Warning System. Since this the first of your products I have purchased, I thought I might try hooking it up to my turnip, but without the EWS I can't tell when the turnip has fully completed its cycle. As we both know, an incorrectly cycled turnip may well become dangerously unstable, causing my left nut to hurt . Why do condoms filled with helium rise, but persimmons in my shorts cause my Volvo to get less mileage?

While we're on the subject, I seriously doubt your promise of making everything much bigger in one cycle.
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Post 14 made on Friday July 26, 2002 at 11:28
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Dear Sir or Madame (as the case may be);
Re: Need Help
I recently purchased one of your doo-hickies, and I can't seem to get it to open it's Early Warning System. Since this the first of your products I have purchased, I thought I might try hooking it up to my turnip, but without the EWS I can't tell when the turnip has fully completed its cycle. As we both know, an incorrectly cycled turnip may well become dangerously unstable, causing my left nut to hurt . Why do condoms filled with helium rise, but persimmons in my shorts cause my Volvo to get less mileage?
While we're on the subject, I seriously doubt your promise of making everything much bigger in one cycle. In my neighborhood, we practice safe recycling, therefore
Post 15 made on Friday July 26, 2002 at 11:53
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Dear Sir or Madame (as the case may be);
Re: Need Help
I recently purchased one of your doo-hickies, and I can't seem to get it to open it's Early Warning System. Since this the first of your products I have purchased, I thought I might try hooking it up to my turnip, but without the EWS I can't tell when the turnip has fully completed its cycle. As we both know, an incorrectly cycled turnip may well become dangerously unstable, causing my left nut to hurt . Why do condoms filled with helium rise, but persimmons in my shorts cause my Volvo to get less mileage?
While we're on the subject, I seriously doubt your promise of making everything much bigger in one cycle. In my neighborhood, we practice safe recycling, therefore I cycled and recycled the turnip until
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