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Doctor Doctor I have broke my arm in several places Doctor?
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Post 1 made on Thursday May 29, 2003 at 19:19
e pereira
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Stop going to those places.
Always looking on the bright side of life
Post 2 made on Thursday May 29, 2003 at 19:34
star50fiveoh
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....put de lime in de cocoanut, you mix 'em boat togedder.....say woooo-woooooo!!!
Post 3 made on Friday May 30, 2003 at 01:45
Daniel Tonks
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Always thought that started with "Help..."?
Post 4 made on Friday May 30, 2003 at 06:05
djy
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Don't come running to me if you break your leg.
Post 5 made on Friday May 30, 2003 at 06:19
ONEAC
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"Mommie, Mommie, why do I have to run around in circles?"

SHUTUP OR I'LL NAIL YOUR OTHER FOOT TO THE FLOOR TOO!
Post 6 made on Friday May 30, 2003 at 06:26
djy
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Mummy, Mummy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff? Ssshh! Quiet son, you'll wake your father.
Post 7 made on Friday May 30, 2003 at 06:37
star50fiveoh
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mummy! mummy!...........RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!
Post 8 made on Friday May 30, 2003 at 06:50
djy
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Q: What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date ?
A: Any old girl he can dig up !
Post 9 made on Friday May 30, 2003 at 11:31
goodnf
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Mommy, mommy, it hurts when I go pee!

Johnny, don't close your zipper until you're done.
I'm just a sheep in wolf's clothing...
Post 10 made on Friday May 30, 2003 at 13:54
Anthony
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A woman walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I hurt all
over."
And the doctor says, "That's impossible."
"No really!" she said, "Just look. When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts.
When I touch my leg, ouch! It hurts. When I touch my head, ouch!, It
hurts.
When I touch my chest, ouch!! It really hurts."
The doctor just shakes his head and says, "You're a natural blond,
aren't
you?"
The woman smiles and says "Why yes, I am. How did you know?"
The doctor replies, "Because, your finger is broken."

...
Post 11 made on Friday May 30, 2003 at 14:13
Ron Aronson
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I will stray into this forum only long enough to say "That was a good one, Anthony"
Post 12 made on Friday May 30, 2003 at 14:33
Anthony
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didn't come up with it, but you should stray here longer.
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Post 13 made on Friday May 30, 2003 at 15:43
djy
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Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?

I never make rash promises!
OP | Post 14 made on Friday May 30, 2003 at 15:50
e pereira
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Doctor Doctor can you help me out yes sir whitch way did you come in.
Always looking on the bright side of life
Post 15 made on Friday May 30, 2003 at 15:58
djy
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Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold.

Don't worry it's just a gilt complex !
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