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Post 151 made on Monday September 6, 2004 at 10:30
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That reminds me, I once was driving along a nice winding country road, lined with beautiful oak trees and flowing green pastures on each side of the road when all of a sudden I came across a very puzzling sign, which said beware of wild bore. Can someone be a bore and wild at the same time? I think not, I said to myself as I was enjoying my meal of feral pig, which I had accidently hit and killed while on that beautiful winding road the other day, which also reminds me about the time I bought a do hickey that would not work correctly and eventually turned my fish into pigs. I bought it 3 days ago, wait a minute that was what this complaint letter was supposed to be about, but you knew that, didn't you, and you tried to trick me by using Vulcan mind control. I am on to you, you Spock spunker, you. Just because you have on that Captain Kirk costume doesn't mean you can fool me, and in fact, I know exactly who you are, you're a brain sucker from an alternate universe and you are here to destroy ours. You could not get to me and suck my brain because my conjoined twin brother and I share it, and since my brother doesn't like to share things, he took mine and won't give it back, so I really don't have a brain to suck out, but that's OK because now you can't suck out my brain, which I don't have to suck out.

However, if you are looking for something to suck out, you may want to go to Freddy, it might taste a bit funny because he really likes magic mushrooms, which, just as in Alice In Wonderland, can make him very small, or in some cases make him grow some extra arms or legs that fall off latter on, sometimes he even changes colour. Once he even turned into a one-way street, but since he was going the wrong way he got a ticket, but he contested it in court and won because the cop said he had 5 arms 6 legs and was purple with green dots all over. The judge thought
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Post 152 made on Tuesday September 7, 2004 at 16:41
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That reminds me, I once was driving along a nice winding country road, lined with beautiful oak trees and flowing green pastures on each side of the road when all of a sudden I came across a very puzzling sign, which said beware of wild bore. Can someone be a bore and wild at the same time? I think not, I said to myself as I was enjoying my meal of feral pig, which I had accidently hit and killed while on that beautiful winding road the other day, which also reminds me about the time I bought a do hickey that would not work correctly and eventually turned my fish into pigs. I bought it 3 days ago, wait a minute that was what this complaint letter was supposed to be about, but you knew that, didn't you, and you tried to trick me by using Vulcan mind control. I am on to you, you Spock spunker, you. Just because you have on that Captain Kirk costume doesn't mean you can fool me, and in fact, I know exactly who you are, you're a brain sucker from an alternate universe and you are here to destroy ours. You could not get to me and suck my brain because my conjoined twin brother and I share it, and since my brother doesn't like to share things, he took mine and won't give it back, so I really don't have a brain to suck out, but that's OK because now you can't suck out my brain, which I don't have to suck out.

However, if you are looking for something to suck out, you may want to go to Freddy, it might taste a bit funny because he really likes magic mushrooms, which, just as in Alice In Wonderland, can make him very small, or in some cases make him grow some extra arms or legs that fall off later on, sometimes he even changes colour. Once he even turned into a one-way street, but since he was going the wrong way he got a ticket, but he contested it in court and won because the cop said he had 5 arms 6 legs and was purple with green dots all over. The judge thought the cop may have been color blind, because the dots were really red, and color blind people can't tell the difference between red and green, which is really important when you are driving and come up to a traffic light unless
I'm just a sheep in wolf's clothing...
Post 153 made on Thursday September 9, 2004 at 09:01
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That reminds me, I once was driving along a nice winding country road, lined with beautiful oak trees and flowing green pastures on each side of the road when all of a sudden I came across a very puzzling sign, which said beware of wild bore. Can someone be a bore and wild at the same time? I think not, I said to myself as I was enjoying my meal of feral pig, which I had accidently hit and killed while on that beautiful winding road the other day, which also reminds me about the time I bought a do hickey that would not work correctly and eventually turned my fish into pigs. I bought it 3 days ago, wait a minute that was what this complaint letter was supposed to be about, but you knew that, didn't you, and you tried to trick me by using Vulcan mind control. I am on to you, you Spock spunker, you. Just because you have on that Captain Kirk costume doesn't mean you can fool me, and in fact, I know exactly who you are, you're a brain sucker from an alternate universe and you are here to destroy ours. You could not get to me and suck my brain because my conjoined twin brother and I share it, and since my brother doesn't like to share things, he took mine and won't give it back, so I really don't have a brain to suck out, but that's OK because now you can't suck out my brain, which I don't have to suck out.

However, if you are looking for something to suck out, you may want to go to Freddy, it might taste a bit funny because he really likes magic mushrooms, which, just as in Alice In Wonderland, can make him very small, or in some cases make him grow some extra arms or legs that fall off later on, sometimes he even changes colour. Once he even turned into a one-way street, but since he was going the wrong way he got a ticket, but he contested it in court and won because the cop said he had 5 arms 6 legs and was purple with green dots all over. The judge thought the cop may have been color blind, because the dots were really red, and color blind people can't tell the difference between red and green, which is really important when you are driving and come up to a traffic light unless you are driving on the planet Smorkoll where they use sound instead of lights, on the other hand I guess they are traffic speakers and not traffic lights, so I guess if you did come up to a traffic light (that does not exist there) then it would be important, but then again they might use different colours so it might not affect colour blind people. I wonder what colours they would use
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Post 154 made on Thursday September 9, 2004 at 14:06
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That reminds me, I once was driving along a nice winding country road, lined with beautiful oak trees and flowing green pastures on each side of the road when all of a sudden I came across a very puzzling sign, which said beware of wild bore. Can someone be a bore and wild at the same time? I think not, I said to myself as I was enjoying my meal of feral pig, which I had accidently hit and killed while on that beautiful winding road the other day, which also reminds me about the time I bought a do hickey that would not work correctly and eventually turned my fish into pigs. I bought it 3 days ago, wait a minute that was what this complaint letter was supposed to be about, but you knew that, didn't you, and you tried to trick me by using Vulcan mind control. I am on to you, you Spock spunker, you. Just because you have on that Captain Kirk costume doesn't mean you can fool me, and in fact, I know exactly who you are, you're a brain sucker from an alternate universe and you are here to destroy ours. You could not get to me and suck my brain because my conjoined twin brother and I share it, and since my brother doesn't like to share things, he took mine and won't give it back, so I really don't have a brain to suck out, but that's OK because now you can't suck out my brain, which I don't have to suck out.

However, if you are looking for something to suck out, you may want to go to Freddy, it might taste a bit funny because he really likes magic mushrooms, which, just as in Alice In Wonderland, can make him very small, or in some cases make him grow some extra arms or legs that fall off later on, sometimes he even changes colour. Once he even turned into a one-way street, but since he was going the wrong way he got a ticket, but he contested it in court and won because the cop said he had 5 arms 6 legs and was purple with green dots all over. The judge thought the cop may have been color blind, because the dots were really red, and color blind people can't tell the difference between red and green, which is really important when you are driving and come up to a traffic light unless you are driving on the planet Smorkoll where they use sound instead of lights, on the other hand I guess they are traffic speakers and not traffic lights, so I guess if you did come up to a traffic light (that does not exist there) then it would be important, but then again they might use different colours so it might not affect colour blind people. I wonder what colours they would use if you could see well into the infrared spectrum, because I understand that those colors would be very pretty if you could see them, which, of course, you can't, so that's why I wonder.

And speaking of what I wonder, I wonder what the animals on the planet Smorkoll look like, because they must be different than
I'm just a sheep in wolf's clothing...
Post 155 made on Thursday September 9, 2004 at 16:35
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That reminds me, I once was driving along a nice winding country road, lined with beautiful oak trees and flowing green pastures on each side of the road when all of a sudden I came across a very puzzling sign, which said beware of wild bore. Can someone be a bore and wild at the same time? I think not, I said to myself as I was enjoying my meal of feral pig, which I had accidently hit and killed while on that beautiful winding road the other day, which also reminds me about the time I bought a do hickey that would not work correctly and eventually turned my fish into pigs. I bought it 3 days ago, wait a minute that was what this complaint letter was supposed to be about, but you knew that, didn't you, and you tried to trick me by using Vulcan mind control. I am on to you, you Spock spunker, you. Just because you have on that Captain Kirk costume doesn't mean you can fool me, and in fact, I know exactly who you are, you're a brain sucker from an alternate universe and you are here to destroy ours. You could not get to me and suck my brain because my conjoined twin brother and I share it, and since my brother doesn't like to share things, he took mine and won't give it back, so I really don't have a brain to suck out, but that's OK because now you can't suck out my brain, which I don't have to suck out.

However, if you are looking for something to suck out, you may want to go to Freddy, it might taste a bit funny because he really likes magic mushrooms, which, just as in Alice In Wonderland, can make him very small, or in some cases make him grow some extra arms or legs that fall off later on, sometimes he even changes colour. Once he even turned into a one-way street, but since he was going the wrong way he got a ticket, but he contested it in court and won because the cop said he had 5 arms 6 legs and was purple with green dots all over. The judge thought the cop may have been color blind, because the dots were really red, and color blind people can't tell the difference between red and green, which is really important when you are driving and come up to a traffic light unless you are driving on the planet Smorkoll where they use sound instead of lights, on the other hand I guess they are traffic speakers and not traffic lights, so I guess if you did come up to a traffic light (that does not exist there) then it would be important, but then again they might use different colours so it might not affect colour blind people. I wonder what colours they would use if you could see well into the infrared spectrum, because I understand that those colors would be very pretty if you could see them, which, of course, you can't, so that's why I wonder.

And speaking of what I wonder, I wonder what the animals on the planet Smorllok look like, because they must be different than the ones on Sromkoll even though the names are pretty close and I always mix them up. I wonder what a
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Post 156 made on Sunday September 19, 2004 at 14:31
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That reminds me, I once was driving along a nice winding country road, lined with beautiful oak trees and flowing green pastures on each side of the road when all of a sudden I came across a very puzzling sign, which said beware of wild bore. Can someone be a bore and wild at the same time? I think not, I said to myself as I was enjoying my meal of feral pig, which I had accidently hit and killed while on that beautiful winding road the other day, which also reminds me about the time I bought a do hickey that would not work correctly and eventually turned my fish into pigs. I bought it 3 days ago, wait a minute that was what this complaint letter was supposed to be about, but you knew that, didn't you, and you tried to trick me by using Vulcan mind control. I am on to you, you Spock spunker, you. Just because you have on that Captain Kirk costume doesn't mean you can fool me, and in fact, I know exactly who you are, you're a brain sucker from an alternate universe and you are here to destroy ours. You could not get to me and suck my brain because my conjoined twin brother and I share it, and since my brother doesn't like to share things, he took mine and won't give it back, so I really don't have a brain to suck out, but that's OK because now you can't suck out my brain, which I don't have to suck out.

However, if you are looking for something to suck out, you may want to go to Freddy, it might taste a bit funny because he really likes magic mushrooms, which, just as in Alice In Wonderland, can make him very small, or in some cases make him grow some extra arms or legs that fall off later on, sometimes he even changes colour. Once he even turned into a one-way street, but since he was going the wrong way he got a ticket, but he contested it in court and won because the cop said he had 5 arms 6 legs and was purple with green dots all over. The judge thought the cop may have been color blind, because the dots were really red, and color blind people can't tell the difference between red and green, which is really important when you are driving and come up to a traffic light unless you are driving on the planet Smorkoll where they use sound instead of lights, on the other hand I guess they are traffic speakers and not traffic lights, so I guess if you did come up to a traffic light (that does not exist there) then it would be important, but then again they might use different colours so it might not affect colour blind people. I wonder what colours they would use if you could see well into the infrared spectrum, because I understand that those colors would be very pretty if you could see them, which, of course, you can't, so that's why I wonder.

And speaking of what I wonder, I wonder what the animals on the planet Smorllok look like, because they must be different than the ones on Sromkoll even though the names are pretty close and I always mix them up. I wonder what a Frumklup game would be like if the announcer was drunk and kept mixing up the names! You know, Frumklup, the game where everyone is
I'm just a sheep in wolf's clothing...
Post 157 made on Sunday September 19, 2004 at 21:28
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That reminds me, I once was driving along a nice winding country road, lined with beautiful oak trees and flowing green pastures on each side of the road when all of a sudden I came across a very puzzling sign, which said beware of wild bore. Can someone be a bore and wild at the same time? I think not, I said to myself as I was enjoying my meal of feral pig, which I had accidently hit and killed while on that beautiful winding road the other day, which also reminds me about the time I bought a do hickey that would not work correctly and eventually turned my fish into pigs. I bought it 3 days ago, wait a minute that was what this complaint letter was supposed to be about, but you knew that, didn't you, and you tried to trick me by using Vulcan mind control. I am on to you, you Spock spunker, you. Just because you have on that Captain Kirk costume doesn't mean you can fool me, and in fact, I know exactly who you are, you're a brain sucker from an alternate universe and you are here to destroy ours. You could not get to me and suck my brain because my conjoined twin brother and I share it, and since my brother doesn't like to share things, he took mine and won't give it back, so I really don't have a brain to suck out, but that's OK because now you can't suck out my brain, which I don't have to suck out.

However, if you are looking for something to suck out, you may want to go to Freddy, it might taste a bit funny because he really likes magic mushrooms, which, just as in Alice In Wonderland, can make him very small, or in some cases make him grow some extra arms or legs that fall off later on, sometimes he even changes colour. Once he even turned into a one-way street, but since he was going the wrong way he got a ticket, but he contested it in court and won because the cop said he had 5 arms 6 legs and was purple with green dots all over. The judge thought the cop may have been color blind, because the dots were really red, and color blind people can't tell the difference between red and green, which is really important when you are driving and come up to a traffic light unless you are driving on the planet Smorkoll where they use sound instead of lights, on the other hand I guess they are traffic speakers and not traffic lights, so I guess if you did come up to a traffic light (that does not exist there) then it would be important, but then again they might use different colours so it might not affect colour blind people. I wonder what colours they would use if you could see well into the infrared spectrum, because I understand that those colors would be very pretty if you could see them, which, of course, you can't, so that's why I wonder.

And speaking of what I wonder, I wonder what the animals on the planet Smorllok look like, because they must be different than the ones on Sromkoll even though the names are pretty close and I always mix them up. I wonder what a Frumklup game would be like if the announcer was drunk and kept mixing up the names! You know, Frumklup, the game where everyone is running around naked trying to catch a
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Post 158 made on Wednesday September 22, 2004 at 19:03
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That reminds me, I once was driving along a nice winding country road, lined with beautiful oak trees and flowing green pastures on each side of the road when all of a sudden I came across a very puzzling sign, which said beware of wild bore. Can someone be a bore and wild at the same time? I think not, I said to myself as I was enjoying my meal of feral pig, which I had accidently hit and killed while on that beautiful winding road the other day, which also reminds me about the time I bought a do hickey that would not work correctly and eventually turned my fish into pigs. I bought it 3 days ago, wait a minute that was what this complaint letter was supposed to be about, but you knew that, didn't you, and you tried to trick me by using Vulcan mind control. I am on to you, you Spock spunker, you. Just because you have on that Captain Kirk costume doesn't mean you can fool me, and in fact, I know exactly who you are, you're a brain sucker from an alternate universe and you are here to destroy ours. You could not get to me and suck my brain because my conjoined twin brother and I share it, and since my brother doesn't like to share things, he took mine and won't give it back, so I really don't have a brain to suck out, but that's OK because now you can't suck out my brain, which I don't have to suck out.

However, if you are looking for something to suck out, you may want to go to Freddy, it might taste a bit funny because he really likes magic mushrooms, which, just as in Alice In Wonderland, can make him very small, or in some cases make him grow some extra arms or legs that fall off later on, sometimes he even changes colour. Once he even turned into a one-way street, but since he was going the wrong way he got a ticket, but he contested it in court and won because the cop said he had 5 arms 6 legs and was purple with green dots all over. The judge thought the cop may have been color blind, because the dots were really red, and color blind people can't tell the difference between red and green, which is really important when you are driving and come up to a traffic light unless you are driving on the planet Smorkoll where they use sound instead of lights, on the other hand I guess they are traffic speakers and not traffic lights, so I guess if you did come up to a traffic light (that does not exist there) then it would be important, but then again they might use different colours so it might not affect colour blind people. I wonder what colours they would use if you could see well into the infrared spectrum, because I understand that those colors would be very pretty if you could see them, which, of course, you can't, so that's why I wonder.

And speaking of what I wonder, I wonder what the animals on the planet Smorllok look like, because they must be different than the ones on Sromkoll even though the names are pretty close and I always mix them up. I wonder what a Frumklup game would be like if the announcer was drunk and kept mixing up the names! You know, Frumklup, the game where everyone is running around naked trying to catch a fribdill with their frabdell. Of course, if they weren't totally naked, it would almost be like watching
I'm just a sheep in wolf's clothing...
Post 159 made on Friday September 24, 2004 at 09:15
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That reminds me, I once was driving along a nice winding country road, lined with beautiful oak trees and flowing green pastures on each side of the road when all of a sudden I came across a very puzzling sign, which said beware of wild bore. Can someone be a bore and wild at the same time? I think not, I said to myself as I was enjoying my meal of feral pig, which I had accidently hit and killed while on that beautiful winding road the other day, which also reminds me about the time I bought a do hickey that would not work correctly and eventually turned my fish into pigs. I bought it 3 days ago, wait a minute that was what this complaint letter was supposed to be about, but you knew that, didn't you, and you tried to trick me by using Vulcan mind control. I am on to you, you Spock spunker, you. Just because you have on that Captain Kirk costume doesn't mean you can fool me, and in fact, I know exactly who you are, you're a brain sucker from an alternate universe and you are here to destroy ours. You could not get to me and suck my brain because my conjoined twin brother and I share it, and since my brother doesn't like to share things, he took mine and won't give it back, so I really don't have a brain to suck out, but that's OK because now you can't suck out my brain, which I don't have to suck out.

However, if you are looking for something to suck out, you may want to go to Freddy, it might taste a bit funny because he really likes magic mushrooms, which, just as in Alice In Wonderland, can make him very small, or in some cases make him grow some extra arms or legs that fall off later on, sometimes he even changes colour. Once he even turned into a one-way street, but since he was going the wrong way he got a ticket, but he contested it in court and won because the cop said he had 5 arms 6 legs and was purple with green dots all over. The judge thought the cop may have been color blind, because the dots were really red, and color blind people can't tell the difference between red and green, which is really important when you are driving and come up to a traffic light unless you are driving on the planet Smorkoll where they use sound instead of lights, on the other hand I guess they are traffic speakers and not traffic lights, so I guess if you did come up to a traffic light (that does not exist there) then it would be important, but then again they might use different colours so it might not affect colour blind people. I wonder what colours they would use if you could see well into the infrared spectrum, because I understand that those colors would be very pretty if you could see them, which, of course, you can't, so that's why I wonder.

And speaking of what I wonder, I wonder what the animals on the planet Smorllok look like, because they must be different than the ones on Sromkoll even though the names are pretty close and I always mix them up. I wonder what a Frumklup game would be like if the announcer was drunk and kept mixing up the names! You know, Frumklup, the game where everyone is running around naked trying to catch a fribdill with their frabdell. Of course, if they weren't totally naked, it would almost be like watching nothing at all because they are always naked and there would be no game.
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Post 160 made on Sunday September 26, 2004 at 13:36
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That reminds me, I once was driving along a nice winding country road, lined with beautiful oak trees and flowing green pastures on each side of the road when all of a sudden I came across a very puzzling sign, which said beware of wild bore. Can someone be a bore and wild at the same time? I think not, I said to myself as I was enjoying my meal of feral pig, which I had accidently hit and killed while on that beautiful winding road the other day, which also reminds me about the time I bought a do hickey that would not work correctly and eventually turned my fish into pigs. I bought it 3 days ago, wait a minute that was what this complaint letter was supposed to be about, but you knew that, didn't you, and you tried to trick me by using Vulcan mind control. I am on to you, you Spock spunker, you. Just because you have on that Captain Kirk costume doesn't mean you can fool me, and in fact, I know exactly who you are, you're a brain sucker from an alternate universe and you are here to destroy ours. You could not get to me and suck my brain because my conjoined twin brother and I share it, and since my brother doesn't like to share things, he took mine and won't give it back, so I really don't have a brain to suck out, but that's OK because now you can't suck out my brain, which I don't have to suck out.

However, if you are looking for something to suck out, you may want to go to Freddy, it might taste a bit funny because he really likes magic mushrooms, which, just as in Alice In Wonderland, can make him very small, or in some cases make him grow some extra arms or legs that fall off later on, sometimes he even changes colour. Once he even turned into a one-way street, but since he was going the wrong way he got a ticket, but he contested it in court and won because the cop said he had 5 arms 6 legs and was purple with green dots all over. The judge thought the cop may have been color blind, because the dots were really red, and color blind people can't tell the difference between red and green, which is really important when you are driving and come up to a traffic light unless you are driving on the planet Smorkoll where they use sound instead of lights, on the other hand I guess they are traffic speakers and not traffic lights, so I guess if you did come up to a traffic light (that does not exist there) then it would be important, but then again they might use different colours so it might not affect colour blind people. I wonder what colours they would use if you could see well into the infrared spectrum, because I understand that those colors would be very pretty if you could see them, which, of course, you can't, so that's why I wonder.

And speaking of what I wonder, I wonder what the animals on the planet Smorllok look like, because they must be different than the ones on Sromkoll even though the names are pretty close and I always mix them up. I wonder what a Frumklup game would be like if the announcer was drunk and kept mixing up the names! You know, Frumklup, the game where everyone is running around naked trying to catch a fribdill with their frabdell. Of course, if they weren't totally naked, it would almost be like watching nothing at all because they are always naked and there would be no game. Unless, of course, they became invisible, in which case, you couldn't tell if they were naked unless
I'm just a sheep in wolf's clothing...
Post 161 made on Thursday September 30, 2004 at 16:37
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That reminds me, I once was driving along a nice winding country road, lined with beautiful oak trees and flowing green pastures on each side of the road when all of a sudden I came across a very puzzling sign, which said beware of wild bore. Can someone be a bore and wild at the same time? I think not, I said to myself as I was enjoying my meal of feral pig, which I had accidently hit and killed while on that beautiful winding road the other day, which also reminds me about the time I bought a do hickey that would not work correctly and eventually turned my fish into pigs. I bought it 3 days ago, wait a minute that was what this complaint letter was supposed to be about, but you knew that, didn't you, and you tried to trick me by using Vulcan mind control. I am on to you, you Spock spunker, you. Just because you have on that Captain Kirk costume doesn't mean you can fool me, and in fact, I know exactly who you are, you're a brain sucker from an alternate universe and you are here to destroy ours. You could not get to me and suck my brain because my conjoined twin brother and I share it, and since my brother doesn't like to share things, he took mine and won't give it back, so I really don't have a brain to suck out, but that's OK because now you can't suck out my brain, which I don't have to suck out.

However, if you are looking for something to suck out, you may want to go to Freddy, it might taste a bit funny because he really likes magic mushrooms, which, just as in Alice In Wonderland, can make him very small, or in some cases make him grow some extra arms or legs that fall off later on, sometimes he even changes colour. Once he even turned into a one-way street, but since he was going the wrong way he got a ticket, but he contested it in court and won because the cop said he had 5 arms 6 legs and was purple with green dots all over. The judge thought the cop may have been color blind, because the dots were really red, and color blind people can't tell the difference between red and green, which is really important when you are driving and come up to a traffic light unless you are driving on the planet Smorkoll where they use sound instead of lights, on the other hand I guess they are traffic speakers and not traffic lights, so I guess if you did come up to a traffic light (that does not exist there) then it would be important, but then again they might use different colours so it might not affect colour blind people. I wonder what colours they would use if you could see well into the infrared spectrum, because I understand that those colors would be very pretty if you could see them, which, of course, you can't, so that's why I wonder.

And speaking of what I wonder, I wonder what the animals on the planet Smorllok look like, because they must be different than the ones on Sromkoll even though the names are pretty close and I always mix them up. I wonder what a Frumklup game would be like if the announcer was drunk and kept mixing up the names! You know, Frumklup, the game where everyone is running around naked trying to catch a fribdill with their frabdell. Of course, if they weren't totally naked, it would almost be like watching nothing at all because they are always naked and there would be no game. Unless, of course, they became invisible, in which case, you couldn't tell if they were naked unless they got covered in paint or something
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Post 162 made on Saturday October 2, 2004 at 17:22
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That reminds me, I once was driving along a nice winding country road, lined with beautiful oak trees and flowing green pastures on each side of the road when all of a sudden I came across a very puzzling sign, which said beware of wild bore. Can someone be a bore and wild at the same time? I think not, I said to myself as I was enjoying my meal of feral pig, which I had accidently hit and killed while on that beautiful winding road the other day, which also reminds me about the time I bought a do hickey that would not work correctly and eventually turned my fish into pigs. I bought it 3 days ago, wait a minute that was what this complaint letter was supposed to be about, but you knew that, didn't you, and you tried to trick me by using Vulcan mind control. I am on to you, you Spock spunker, you. Just because you have on that Captain Kirk costume doesn't mean you can fool me, and in fact, I know exactly who you are, you're a brain sucker from an alternate universe and you are here to destroy ours. You could not get to me and suck my brain because my conjoined twin brother and I share it, and since my brother doesn't like to share things, he took mine and won't give it back, so I really don't have a brain to suck out, but that's OK because now you can't suck out my brain, which I don't have to suck out.

However, if you are looking for something to suck out, you may want to go to Freddy, it might taste a bit funny because he really likes magic mushrooms, which, just as in Alice In Wonderland, can make him very small, or in some cases make him grow some extra arms or legs that fall off later on, sometimes he even changes colour. Once he even turned into a one-way street, but since he was going the wrong way he got a ticket, but he contested it in court and won because the cop said he had 5 arms 6 legs and was purple with green dots all over. The judge thought the cop may have been color blind, because the dots were really red, and color blind people can't tell the difference between red and green, which is really important when you are driving and come up to a traffic light unless you are driving on the planet Smorkoll where they use sound instead of lights, on the other hand I guess they are traffic speakers and not traffic lights, so I guess if you did come up to a traffic light (that does not exist there) then it would be important, but then again they might use different colours so it might not affect colour blind people. I wonder what colours they would use if you could see well into the infrared spectrum, because I understand that those colors would be very pretty if you could see them, which, of course, you can't, so that's why I wonder.

And speaking of what I wonder, I wonder what the animals on the planet Smorllok look like, because they must be different than the ones on Sromkoll even though the names are pretty close and I always mix them up. I wonder what a Frumklup game would be like if the announcer was drunk and kept mixing up the names! You know, Frumklup, the game where everyone is running around naked trying to catch a fribdill with their frabdell. Of course, if they weren't totally naked, it would almost be like watching nothing at all because they are always naked and there would be no game. Unless, of course, they became invisible, in which case, you couldn't tell if they were naked unless they got covered in paint or something, which would be rather rare since you normally don't paint when you are naked, although that would be fun to do at a griblad party. You know, griblad, the game where the players take turns doing
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Post 163 made on Tuesday October 5, 2004 at 15:43
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And speaking of what I wonder, I wonder what the animals on the planet Smorllok look like, because they must be different than the ones on Sromkoll even though the names are pretty close and I always mix them up. I wonder what a Frumklup game would be like if the announcer was drunk and kept mixing up the names! You know, Frumklup, the game where everyone is running around naked trying to catch a fribdill with their frabdell. Of course, if they weren't totally naked, it would almost be like watching nothing at all because they are always naked and there would be no game. Unless, of course, they became invisible, in which case, you couldn't tell if they were naked unless they got covered in paint or something, which would be rather rare since you normally don't paint when you are naked, although that would be fun to do at a griblad party. You know, griblad, the game where the players take turns doing the mixing and the drinking. The "grib" gets blindfolded and is spun around encercled by bottles, then he points at one and calls 1, 1.5 or 2 and that many ounces are poured into the glass, then he points to an other one and makes a call and so on until the glass is full. The next guy has to down the drink. It is even more fun if
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And speaking of what I wonder, I wonder what the animals on the planet Smorllok look like, because they must be different than the ones on Sromkoll even though the names are pretty close and I always mix them up. I wonder what a Frumklup game would be like if the announcer was drunk and kept mixing up the names! You know, Frumklup, the game where everyone is running around naked trying to catch a fribdill with their frabdell. Of course, if they weren't totally naked, it would almost be like watching nothing at all because they are always naked and there would be no game. Unless, of course, they became invisible, in which case, you couldn't tell if they were naked unless they got covered in paint or something, which would be rather rare since you normally don't paint when you are naked, although that would be fun to do at a griblad party. You know, griblad, the game where the players take turns doing the mixing and the drinking. The "grib" gets blindfolded and is spun around encercled by bottles, then he points at one and calls 1, 1.5 or 2 and that many ounces are poured into the glass, then he points to an other one and makes a call and so on until the glass is full. The next guy has to down the drink. It is even more fun if one of the bottles contains drizblat, which no one wants to drink because it
I'm just a sheep in wolf's clothing...
Post 165 made on Tuesday November 2, 2004 at 18:05
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And speaking of what I wonder, I wonder what the animals on the planet Smorllok look like, because they must be different than the ones on Sromkoll even though the names are pretty close and I always mix them up. I wonder what a Frumklup game would be like if the announcer was drunk and kept mixing up the names! You know, Frumklup, the game where everyone is running around naked trying to catch a fribdill with their frabdell. Of course, if they weren't totally naked, it would almost be like watching nothing at all because they are always naked and there would be no game. Unless, of course, they became invisible, in which case, you couldn't tell if they were naked unless they got covered in paint or something, which would be rather rare since you normally don't paint when you are naked, although that would be fun to do at a griblad party. You know, griblad, the game where the players take turns doing the mixing and the drinking. The "grib" gets blindfolded and is spun around encercled by bottles, then he points at one and calls 1, 1.5 or 2 and that many ounces are poured into the glass, then he points to an other one and makes a call and so on until the glass is full. The next guy has to down the drink. It is even more fun if one of the bottles contains drizblat, which no one wants to drink because it is beer recycled from a bear (if you get what I mean). I don't know why PETA is against it, I would love to be a bear fed barley, hops and beer. I also heard they are going to start fancier flavours of drizblat like
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