HELLO, IS IT ME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR?
'CAUSE I WONDER WHERE YOU ARE
AND I WONDER WHAT YOU DO
ARE YOU SOMEWHERE FEELING LONELY OR IS SOMEONE LOVING YOU?
TELL ME HOW TO WIN YOUR HEART
FOR I HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE
BUT LET ME START BY SAYING ... I LOVE YOU

(Hello - Lionel Richie)

ALONG THE COAST ROAD, BY THE HEADLAND
THE EARLY LIGHTS OF WINTER GLOW.
I'LL POUR A CUP TO YOU MY DARLING.
RAISE IT UP --- SAY CHEERIO.


(Cheerio - Jethro Tull)

GREEN IN YOUR LOVE ON BRIGHT DAYS
YOU GREW SUN BLIND YOU THOUGHT ME UNKIND
TO REMIND YOU HOW WINTER KILLS
LOST IN DAYDREAMS YOU DROVE TOO FAST AND GOT NOWHERE
YOU RODE ON HALF FARE WHEN YOU GOT TOO SCARED
HOW WINTER KILLS

TEAR AT ME SEARCHING FOR WEAKER SEAMS
PAIN IN YOUR EYES MAKE ME CRUEL
MAKE ME SPITEFUL TEARS ARE DELIGHTFUL WELCOME YOUR NIGHTFALL
HOW WINTER KILLS
I'LL TEAR AT YOU SEARCHING FOR WEAKER SEAMS
HOW WINTER KILLS

(Winter Kills - Yazoo)

SHE WORE A BLACK TIARA, RARE GEMS UPON HER FINGERS
AND SHE CAME FROM DISTANT WATERS, WHERE NORTHERN LIGHTS EXPLODE
TO CELEBRATE THE DAWNING, OF THE NEW WASTES OF WINTER
GATHERING ROYAL MOMENTUM ON THE ICY ROAD.

WITH CHILL MISTS SWIRLING, LIKE PETTICOATS IN MOTION
SIGHTED ON HORIZONS, FOR TEN THOUSAND YEARS
THE LADY OF THE ICE SOUNDS, A DEATHLY DISTANT RUMBLE
TO TITANIC-BREAKING CHILDREN LOST IN MELTING CRYSTAL TEARS.

OH, SUNSHINE, TAKE ME NOW AWAY FROM HERE
I'M A NEEDLE ON A SPIRAL IN A GROOVE.
AND THE TURNTABLE SPINS, AS THE LAST WALTZ BEGINS
AND THE WEATHER-MAN SAYS, SOMETHING'S ON THE MOVE.

CAPTURING BLACK PIECES IN A GLASS-FRONTED MUSEUM
THE WHITE QUEEN ROLLS ON THE CHESSBOARD OF THE DAWN
SQUEEZING THROUGH THE VALLEYS, PAUSING BRIEFLY IN THE CORRIES
THE ICE-MOTHER MATES AND A NEW AGE IS BORN.

OH, SUNSHINE, TAKE ME NOW AWAY FROM HERE
I'M A NEEDLE ON A SPIRAL IN A GROOVE.
AND THE TURNTABLE SPINS, AS THE LAST WALTZ BEGINS
AND THE WEATHER-MAN SAYS, SOMETHING'S ON THE MOVE.

DRIVING ALL BEFORE HER, UN-STOPPABLE, UN-STRAINING
HER COLD CREAKING MASS FOLLOWS REINDEER DOWN.
THIN SPREADING FINGERS SEEK, TO EMBRACE THE SILL-WARM BUNDLES
THAT HUDDLE ON THE DOORSTEPS OF A WHITE LONDON TOWN.

OH, SUNSHINE, TAKE ME NOW AWAY FROM HERE
I'M A NEEDLE ON A SPIRAL IN A GROOVE.
AND THE TURNTABLE SPINS, AS THE LAST WALTZ BEGINS
AND THE WEATHER-MAN SAYS, SOMETHING'S ON THE MOVE.


(Something's On The Move - Jethro Tull)

HUMIDITY IS RISING - BAROMETER'S GETTING LOW
ACCORDING TO ALL SOURCES, THE STREET'S THE PLACE TO GO
CAUSE TONIGHT FOR THE FIRST TIME
JUST ABOUT HALF-PAST TEN
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY
IT'S GONNA START RAINING MEN.

(It's Raining Men - the Weather Girls)

THE HEAT IS ON, ON THE STREET
INSIDE YOUR HEAD, ON EVERY BEAT
AND THE BEAT'S SO LOUD, DEEP INSIDE
THE PRESSURE'S HIGH, JUST TO STAY ALIVE
'CAUSE THE HEAT IS ON

OH-WO-HO, OH-WO-HO
CAUGHT UP IN THE ACTION I'VE BEEN LOOKING OUT FOR YOU
OH-WO-HO, OH-WO-HO
(TELL ME CAN YOU FEEL IT)
(TELL ME CAN YOU FEEL IT)
(TELL ME CAN YOU FEEL IT)
THE HEAT IS ON, THE HEAT IS ON, THE HEAT IS ON
THE HEAT IS ON OH IT'S ON THE STREET , THE HEAT IS - ON

OH-WO-HO, OH-WO-HO
CAUGHT UP IN THE ACTION I'VE BEEN LOOKING OUT FOR YOU
OH-WO-HO, OH-WO-HO
(TELL ME CAN YOU FEEL IT)
(TELL ME CAN YOU FEEL IT)
(TELL ME CAN YOU FEEL IT)
THE HEAT IS ON, THE HEAT IS ON, THE HEAT IS ON
OH IT'S ON THE STREET , THE HEAT IS - ON

THE SHADOWS ARE ON THE DARKER SIDE
BEHIND THOSE DOORS, IT'S A WILDER RIDE
YOU CAN MAKE A BREAK, YOU CAN WIN OR LOSE
THAT'S A CHANCE YOU TAKE, WHEN THE HEAT'S ON YOU
WHEN THE HEAT IS ON

OH-WO-HO, OH-WO-HO
CAUGHT UP IN THE ACTION I'VE BEEN LOOKING OUT FOR YOU
OH-WO-HO, OH-WO-HO
(TELL ME CAN YOU FEEL IT)
(TELL ME CAN YOU FEEL IT)
(TELL ME CAN YOU FEEL IT)
THE HEAT IS ON, THE HEAT IS ON, THE HEAT IS ON

IT'S ON THE STREET
THE HEAT IS ON, THE HEAT IS ON, THE HEAT IS ON
YEAH IT'S ON THE STREET
THE HEAT IS ON


(The Heat Is On - Glenn Frey)

YOURE AS COLD AS ICE, YOURE WILLING TO SACRIFICE OUR LOVE
YOU NEVER TAKE ADVICE, SOMEDAY YOULL PAY THE PRICE, I KNOW

IVE SEEN IT BEFORE, IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME
YOURE CLOSING THE DOOR, YOU LEAVE THE WORLD BEHIND
YOURE DIGGING FOR GOLD, YOURE THROWING AWAY
A FORTUNE IN FEELINGS, BUT SOMEDAY YOULL PAY

YOURE AS COLD AS ICE, YOURE WILLING TO SACRIFICE OUR LOVE
YOU WANT PARADISE, BUT SOMEDAY YOULL PAY THE PRICE, I KNOW

IVE SEEN IT BEFORE, IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME
YOURE CLOSING THE DOOR, YOU LEAVE THE WORLD BEHIND
YOURE DIGGING FOR GOLD, YOURE THROWING AWAY
A FORTUNE IN FEELINGS, BUT SOMEDAY YOULL PAY

(Cold As Ice - Foreigner)

IT’S GETTING NEAR DAWN,
WHEN LIGHTS CLOSE THEIR TIRED EYES.
I’LL SOON BE WITH YOU MY LOVE,
TO GIVE YOU MY DAWN SURPRISE.
I’LL BE WITH YOU DARLING SOON,
I’LL BE WITH YOU WHEN THE STARS START FALLING.

I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG
TO BE WHERE I’M GOING
IN THE SUNSHINE OF YOUR LOVE.

I’M WITH YOU MY LOVE,
THE LIGHTS SHINING THROUGH ON YOU.
YES, I’M WITH YOU MY LOVE,
IT’S THE MORNING AND JUST WE TWO.
I’LL STAY WITH YOU DARLING NOW,
I’LL STAY WITH YOU TILL MY SEAS ARE DRIED UP.

I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG
TO BE WHERE I’M GOING
IN THE SUNSHINE OF YOUR LOVE.

I’M WITH YOU MY LOVE,
THE LIGHTS SHINING THROUGH ON YOU.
YES, I’M WITH YOU MY LOVE,
IT’S THE MORNING AND JUST WE TWO.
I’LL STAY WITH YOU DARLING NOW,
I’LL STAY WITH YOU TILL MY SEAS ARE DRIED UP.

I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG
I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG
I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG
TO BE WHERE I’M GOING
IN THE SUNSHINE OF YOUR LOVE.


Sunshine Of Your Love (Cream)

IM SO TIRED
TIRED OF WAITING
TIRED OF WAITING FOR YOU

IM SO TIRED
TIRED OF WAITING
TIRED OF WAITING FOR YOU

I WAS A LONELY SOUL
I HAD NOBODY TILL I MET YOU
BUT YOU KEEP-A ME WAITING
ALL OF THE TIME
WHAT CAN I DO?

ITS YOUR LIFE
AND YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT
DO WHAT YOU LIKE
BUT PLEASE DONT KEEP-A ME WAITING
PLEASE DONT KEEP-A ME WAITING

CAUSE IM SO TIRED
TIRED OF WAITING
TIRED OF WAITING FOR YOU

SO TIRED
TIRED OF WAITING
TIRED OF WAITING FOR YOU

I WAS A LONELY SOUL
I HAD NOBODY TILL I MET YOU
BUT YOU KEEP-A ME WAITING
ALL OF THE TIME
WHAT CAN I DO?

ITS YOUR LIFE
AND YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT
DO WHAT YOU LIKE
BUT PLEASE DONT KEEP-A ME WAITING
PLEASE DONT KEEP-A ME WAITING

CAUSE IM SO TIRED
TIRED OF WAITING
TIRED OF WAITING FOR YOU

SO TIRED
TIRED OF WAITING
TIRED OF WAITING FOR YOU
FOR YOU
FOR YOU

(Tired Of Waiting - the Kinks)

I'M SO TIRED, I HAVEN'T SLEPT A WINK
I'M SO TIRED, MY MIND IS ON THE BLINK
I WONDER SHOULD I GET UP AND FIX MYSELF A DRINK
NO,NO,NO.

I'M SO TIRED I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'M SO TIRED MY MIND IS SET ON YOU
I WONDER SHOULD I CALL YOU BUT I KNOW WHAT YOU WOULD DO

YOU'D SAY I'M PUTTING YOU ON
BUT IT'S NO JOKE, IT'S DOING ME HARM
YOU KNOW I CAN'T SLEEP, I CAN'T STOP MY BRAIN
YOU KNOW IT'S THREE WEEKS, I'M GOING INSANE
YOU KNOW I'D GIVE YOU EVERYTHING I'VE GOT
FOR A LITTLE PEACE OF MIND

I'M SO TIRED, I'M FEELING SO UPSET
ALTHOUGH I'M SO TIRED I'LL HAVE ANOTHER CIGARETTE
AND CURSE SIR WALTER RALEIGH
HE WAS SUCH A STUPID GIT.

YOU'D SAY I'M PUTTING YOU ON
BUT IT'S NO JOKE, IT'S DOING ME HARM
YOU KNOW I CAN'T SLEEP, I CAN'T STOP MY BRAIN
YOU KNOW IT'S THREE WEEKS, I'M GOING INSANE
YOU KNOW I'D GIVE YOU EVERYTHING I'VE GOT
FOR A LITTLE PEACE OF MIND
I'D GIVE YOU EVERYTHING I'VE GOT FOR A LITTLE PEACE OF MIND
I'D GIVE YOU EVERYTHING I'VE GOT FOR A LITTLE PEACE OF MIND
(MUMBLING)


I'm So Tired (The Beatles)

I'VE BEEN GOING OUT WITH A GIRL,
HER NAME IS JULIE
BUT LAST NIGHT SHE SAID TO ME,
WHEN WE WERE WATCHING TELLY

(THIS IS WHAT SHE SAID)

SHE SAID LISTEN JOHN, I LOVE YOU
BUT THERE'S THIS BLOKE, I FANCY
I DON'T WANT TO TWO TIME YOU,
SO IT'S THE END FOR YOU AND ME

WHO'S THIS BLOKE I ASKED HER
GOOOOOORDON, SHE REPLIED
NOT THAT PUFF, I SAID DISMAYED
YES BUT HE'S NO PUFF SHE CRIED

(HE'S MORE OF A MAN THAN YOU'LL EVER BE)

HERE WE GO, TWO THREE FOUR

I WAS SO UPSET THAT I CRIED,
ALL THE WAY TO THE CHIP SHOP

WHEN I CAME OUT THERE WAS GORDON,
STANDING AT THE BUS STOP

(AND GUESS WHO WAS WITH HIM? YEAH, JULIE, AND THEY WERE BOTH LAUGHING AT ME)

OH, SHE IS CRUEL AND HEARTLESS
TO PACK ME FOR GORDON
JUST COS HE'S BETTER LOOKING THAN ME
JUST COS HE'S COOL AND TRENDY

BUT I KNOW HE'S A MORON, GORDON IS A MORON
GORDON IS A MORON, GORDON IS A MORON

HERE WE GO, TWO THREE FOUR

OH SHE'S A SLAG AND HE'S A CREEP
SHE'S A TART, HE'S VERY CHEAP
SHE IS A SLUT, HE THINKS HE'S TOUGH
SHE IS A BITCH, HE IS A PUFF
YEAH YEAH, IT'S NOT FAIR
YEAH YEAH, IT'S NOT FAIR

(I'M SO UPSET)

I'M SO UPSET, I'M SO UPSET, YEAH YEAH

(I OUGHT TO SMASH HIS FACE IN.)

(YEAH, BUT HE'S BIGGER THAN ME. IN'T HE?)

(I KNOW, I'LL GET MY MATE BARRY TO HIT HIM. HE'D FLATTEN HIM)

(YEAH BUT BARRY'S A MATE OF GORDON'S IN'E?)

(OH WELL, I DON'T CARE)

I DON'T CARE
I DON'T CARE
CAUSE SHE'S A SLAG AND HE'S A CREEP
SHE'S A TART, HE'S VERY CHEAP
SHE IS A SLUT, HE THINKS HE'S TOUGH......

(Jilted John - Jilted John)

OH DARLING WHY'D YOU TALK SO FAST
ANOTHER EVENING JUST FLEW PAST TONIGHT
AND NOW THE DAYBREAK'S COMING IN
AND I CAN'T WIN AND IT AIN'T RIGHT
YOU TELL ME ALL YOU'VE DONE AND SEEN
AND ALL THE PLACES YOU HAVE BEEN WITHOUT ME
WELL I DON'T REALLY WANT TO KNOW
BUT I'LL STAY QUIET AND THEN I'LL GO
AND YOU WON'T HAVE NO CAUSE TO THINK ABOUT ME

THERE'S A GUY WORKS DOWN THE CHIP SHOP SWEARS HE'S ELVIS
JUST LIKE YOU SWORE TO ME THAT YOU'D BE TRUE
THERE'S A GUY WORKS DOWN THE CHIP SHOP SWEARS HE'S ELVIS
BUT HE'S A LIAR AND I'M NOT SURE ABOUT YOU

OH DARLING YOU'RE SO POPULAR
YOU WERE THE BEST THING NEW IN HICKSVILLE ...
WITH YOUR MOHAIR SUITS AND FOREIGN SHOES
NEWS IS YOU CHANGED YOUR PICK-UP FOR A SEVILLE
AND NOW I'M LYING HERE ALONE
'CAUSE YOU'RE OUT THERE ON THE PHONE
TO SOME STAR IN NEW YORK
I CAN HEAR YOU LAUGHING NOW AND
I CAN'T HELP FEELING THAT SOMEHOW
YOU DON'T MEAN ANYTHING YOU SAY AT ALL

THERE'S A GUY WORKS DOWN THE CHIP SHOP SWEARS HE'S ELVIS
JUST LIKE YOU SWORE TO ME THAT YOU'D BE TRUE
THERE'S A GUY WORKS DOWN THE CHIP SHOP SWEARS HE'S ELVIS
BUT HE'S A LIAR AND I'M NOT SURE ABOUT YOU

THERE'S A GUY WORKS DOWN THE CHIP SHOP SWEARS HE'S ELVIS
JUST LIKE YOU SWORE TO ME THAT YOU'D BE TRUE
THERE'S A GUY WORKS DOWN THE CHIP SHOP SWEARS HE'S ELVIS
BUT HE'S A LIAR AND I'M NOT SURE ABOUT YOU
I SAID HE'S A LIAR AND I'M NOT SURE ABOUT YOU
I SAID HE'S A LIAR AND I'M NOT SURE ABOUT YOU
HE'S A LIAR AND I'M NOT SURE ABOUT YOU


(There's A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis - Kirsty MacColl)

IT'S THE PLACE YOU GET TO MEET ALL THE TOP PEOPLE
TROUBLE IS, THEY NEVER SEEM TO BE THE SALT PEOPLE
NOW WE'RE ON OUR WAY
I'M GONNA LIVE TODAY BUT THERE'S NO WAY, THAT I CAN

BECAUSE ...
I'M IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL ON THE MANCHESTER VIRGIN MEGASTORE CHECKOUT DESK

(I'm In Love With The Girl On The Manchester Virgin Megastore Checkout Desk - the Freshies)

SPOKEN: WE'D LIKE TO TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT A YOUNG GIRL, ABOUT
EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD, ABOUT FIVE FEET TWO, AND ABOUT TO GO OUT. NOW,
HER MOTHER, REALISING IT WAS HER FIRST TIME OUT WITH A YOUNG MAN,
CALLED HER INTO THE BEDROOM AND SAID, "MINNIE, YOU'RE ALL DRESSED
UP IN YOUR FINERY, YOUR VERY BEST CLOTHES, AND YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL,
YOU'RE GORGEOUS, YOU'RE ALLURING (YOU LOOK SWELL, BABY), AND NOW
MINNIE I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER EVERYTHING I'VE ALWAYS TOLD YOU, AND
ABOVE ALL I WANT YOU TO BE VERY, VERY CAREFUL.....

BUT SHE HAD TO GO AND LOSE IT AT THE ASTOR
SHE DIDN'T TAKE HER MOTHER'S GOOD ADVICE.
NOW THERE AREN'T SO MANY GIRLS TODAY WHO HAVE ONE
AND SHE'D NEVER LET IT GO FOR ANY PRICE

THEY SEARCHED THE PLACE FROM PENTHOUSE TO THE CELLAR
IN EVERY ROOM AND UNDERNEATH EACH BED.
ONCE THEY THOUGHT THEY SAW IT LYING ON A PILLOW
BUT THEY FOUND IT BELONGED TO SOMEONE ELSE INSTEAD.

BUT SHE HAD TO GO AND LOSE IT AT THE ASTOR,
SHE DIDN'T KNOW EXACTLY WHOM TO BLAME
AND SHE COULDN'T SAY JUST HOW OR WHEN SHE LOST IT
SHE ONLY KNEW SHE HAD IT WHEN SHE CAME.

THEY QUESTIONED ALL THE BELLBOYS AND THE PORTER
THE CHEF APPEARED TO BE THE GUILTY GUY
AND THE DOORMAN ALSO ACTED QUITE SUSPICIOUS
BUT HE COYLY SAID, "I'M SURE IT WASN'T I"

BUT SHE HAD TO GO AND LOSE IT AT THE ASTOR
IT NEARLY KILLED HER MOTHER AND HER DAD
NOW THEY FELT AS BAD ABOUT THE THING AS SHE DID
AFTER ALL IT WAS THE ONLY ONE SHE HAD

THEY JUST ABOUT COMPLETED ALL THEIR SEARCHING
WHEN THE CHAUFFEUR WALKED UP WITH IT IN HIS HAND
ALL THEY DID WAS STAND AND GAPE, THERE WAS MINNIE'S SABLE CAPE,
AND SHE THOUGHT THAT SHE HAD LOST IT AT THE ASTOR.


(She Had To Go And Loose It At The Astor - Harry Roy And His Orchestra . . . amongst others)

I MADE IT THROUGH THE WILDERNESS
SOMEHOW I MADE IT THROUGH
DIDNT KNOW HOW LOST I WAS
UNTIL I FOUND YOU

I WAS BEAT INCOMPLETE
ID BEEN HAD, I WAS SAD AND BLUE
BUT YOU MADE ME FEEL
YEAH, YOU MADE ME FEEL
SHINY AND NEW

CHORUS:

LIKE A VIRGIN
TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME
LIKE A VIRGIN
WHEN YOUR HEART BEATS (AFTER FIRST TIME, WITH YOUR HEARTBEAT)
NEXT TO MINE

GONNA GIVE YOU ALL MY LOVE, BOY
MY FEAR IS FADING FAST
BEEN SAVING IT ALL FOR YOU
CAUSE ONLY LOVE CAN LAST

YOURE SO FINE AND YOURE MINE
MAKE ME STRONG, YEAH YOU MAKE ME BOLD
OH YOUR LOVE THAWED OUT
YEAH, YOUR LOVE THAWED OUT
WHAT WAS SCARED AND COLD

(CHORUS)

OOOH, OOOH, OOOH

YOURE SO FINE AND YOURE MINE
ILL BE YOURS TILL THE END OF TIME
CAUSE YOU MADE ME FEEL
YEAH, YOU MADE ME FEEL
IVE NOTHING TO HIDE

(CHORUS)

LIKE A VIRGIN, OOH, OOH
LIKE A VIRGIN
FEELS SO GOOD INSIDE
WHEN YOU HOLD ME, AND YOUR HEART BEATS, AND YOU LOVE ME

OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH
OOH, BABY
CANT YOU HEAR MY HEART BEAT
FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME?

(Like A Virgin - Madonna)