HEY NOW BABY, GET INTO MY BIG BLACK CAR.
HEY NOW BABY, GET INTO MY BIG BLACK CAR.
I WANT TO JUST SHOW YOU WHAT MY POLITICS ARE.

IM A POLITICAL MAN AND I PRACTICE WHAT I PREACH.
IM A POLITICAL MAN AND I PRACTICE WHAT I PREACH.
SO DONT DENY ME BABY, NOT WHILE YOURE IN MY REACH.

I SUPPORT THE LEFT, THOUGH IM LEANING, LEANING TO THE RIGHT.
I SUPPORT THE LEFT, THOUGH IM LEANING TO THE RIGHT.
BUT IM JUST NOT THERE WHEN ITS COMING TO A FIGHT.

HEY NOW BABY, GET INTO MY BIG BLACK CAR.
HEY NOW BABY, GET INTO MY BIG BLACK CAR.
I WANT TO JUST SHOW YOU WHAT MY POLITICS ARE.


(Politician - Cream)

DRIVING DOWN THOSE CITY STREETS,
WAITING TO GET DOWN,
WANT TO DITCH YOUR BIG MACHINE,
SOMEWHERE IN THIS TOWN?

NOW IN THE PARK AND LOCK GARAGE,
YOU'LL FIND THE PROPER PLACE,
JUST FOLLOW ALL THE WRITTEN RULES,
YOU'LL FIT INTO THE SPACE.

PULL UP TO MY BUMPER BABY,
IN YOUR LONG BLACK LIMOSINE,
PULL UP TO MY BUMPER BABY,
AND DRIVE IT IN BETWEEN.

PULL UP, TO IT, DON'T DRIVE, THROUGH IT,
BACK IT, UP TWICE, NOW THAT, FIT'S NICE.

(BACK UP I'LL PUMP YOUR TIRE BABY)

WE OPERATE AROUND THE CLOCK,
SO WON'T YOU PLEASE COME IN?
THERE'S LOT'S OF SPACE FOR EVERYONE,
PLUS ONE FOR YOU MY FRIEND?

THE LINES ARE SHORT,
I'LL FIX YOU UP SO WON'T YOU PLEASE COME ON,
THAT SHINY, SLEEK MACHINE YOU WHEEL,
I'VE GOT TO BLOW YOUR HORN.

PULL UP TO MY BUMPER BABY,
IN YOUR LONG BLACK LIMOSINE,
PULL UP TO MY BUMPER BABY,
DRIVE IT IN BETWEEN.

PULL UP TO IT, DON'T DRIVE THROUGH IT,
BACK IT, UP TWICE, NOW THAT FITS NICE,
GREASE IT, SPRAY IT, LET ME LURICATE IT,
PULL UP TO MY BUMPER BABY. (TO END)

(Pull Up To The Bumper - Grace Jones)

LISTEN HERE BABY I’LL SING YOU A SONG
DON’T GET MAD, ‘CAUSE IT DOES NO WRONG

LET ME PLAY WITH YOUR POODLE
LET ME PLAY WITH YOUR POODLE
LET ME PLAY WITH YOUR POODLE
I MEAN YOUR LITTLE POODLE DOG

NOW I LIKE THE WAY HE TWISTS HIS TAIL
I’D BUY YOUR POODLE, BUT I KNOW IT AIN’T FOR SALE

LET ME PLAY WITH YOUR POODLE
LET ME PLAY WITH YOUR POODLE
LET ME PLAY WITH YOUR POODLE
I MEAN YOUR LITTLE POODLE DOG

YOU’RE THE BEST POODLE I EVER SEEN
WHAT I LIKE ABOUT IT IS YOU KEEPS HIM CLEAN

LET ME PLAY WITH YOUR POODLE
LET ME PLAY WITH YOUR POODLE
LET ME PLAY WITH YOUR POODLE
I MEAN YOUR LITTLE POODLE DOG

NOW I KNOW YOUR POODLE HAS CURLY BLACK HAIR
THE LOOK ON HIS FACE IS LIKE A TEDDY BEAR

LET ME PLAY WITH YOUR POODLE
LET ME PLAY WITH YOUR POODLE
LET ME PLAY WITH YOUR POODLE
I MEAN YOUR LITTLE POODLE DOG

NOW I’LL PLAY SOFT AND GENTLE AND SWEET
I WANT TO HAVE YOUR POODLE EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK

LET ME PLAY WITH YOUR POODLE
LET ME PLAY WITH YOUR POODLE
LET ME PLAY WITH YOUR POODLE
I MEAN YOUR LITTLE POODLE DOG

LET ME PLAY WITH YOUR POODLE
LET ME PLAY WITH YOUR POODLE
NOW LET ME PLAY WITH YOUR POODLE
LET ME PLAY WITH YOUR POODLE
LET ME PLAY WITH YOUR POODLE
I MEAN YOUR LITTLE POODLE DOG

(Play With Your Poodle - Dana Gillespie)

SO MESSED UP I WANT YOU HERE
IN MY ROOM I WANT YOU HERE
NOW WERE GONNA BE FACE-TO-FACE
AND ILL LAY RIGHT DOWN IN MY FAVORITE PLACE
AND NOW I WANNA BE YOUR DOG
NOW I WANNA BE YOUR DOG
NOW I WANNA BE YOUR DOG
WELL CMON
NOW IM READY TO CLOSE MY EYES
AND NOW IM READY TO CLOSE MY MIND
AND NOW IM READY TO FEEL YOUR HAND
AND LOSE MY HEART ON THE BURNING SANDS
AND NOW I WANNA BE YOUR DOG
AND NOW I WENNA BE YOUR DOG
NOW I WANNA BE YOUR DOG
WELL CMON

(I Wanna Be Your Dog - Iggy Pop)

HOW MUCH IS THAT DOGGIE IN THE WINDOW (ARF, ARF)
THE ONE WITH THE WAGGLEY TAIL
HOW MUCH IS THAT DOGGIE IN THE WINDOW (ARF, ARF)
I DO HOPE THAT DOGGIE'S FOR SALE

I MUST TAKE A TRIP TO CALIFORNIA
AND LEAVE MY POOR SWEETHEART ALONE
IF HE HAS A DOG HE WON'T BE LONESOME
AND THE DOGGIE WILL HAVE A GOOD HOME

HOW MUCH IS THAT DOGGIE IN THE WINDOW (ARF, ARF)
THE ONE WITH THE WAGGLEY TAIL
HOW MUCH IS THAT DOGGIE IN THE WINDOW (ARF, ARF)
I DO HOPE THAT DOGGIE'S FOR SALE

I READ IN THE PAPERS THERE ARE ROBBERS (ROOF, ROOF)
WITH FLASHLIGHTS THAT SHINE IN THE DARK
MY LOVE NEEDS A DOGGIE TO PROTECT HIM
AND SCARE THEM AWAY WITH ONE BARK

I DON'T WANT A BUNNY OR A KITTY
I DON'T WANT A PARROT THAT TALKS
I DON'T WANT A BOWL OF LITTLE FISHIES
HE CAN'T TAKE A GOLDFISH FOR A WALK

HOW MUCH IS THAT DOGGIE IN THE WINDOW (ARF, ARF)
THE ONE WITH THE WAGGLEY TAIL
HOW MUCH IS THAT DOGGIE IN THE WINDOW (ARF, ARF)
I DO HOPE THAT DOGGIE'S FOR SALE


(How Much Is That Doggie In The Window - Patti Page)

You're English, so you should credit the Lita Roza version, not the Patti Page version.

THERE ARE JEWELS IN THE CROWN OF ENGLAND'S GLORY
AND EVERY JEWEL SHINES A THOUSAND WAYS

FRANKIE HOWERD, NOEL COWARD AND GARDEN GNOMES
FRANKIE VAUGHAN, KENNETH HORNE, SHERLOCK HOLMES
MONTY, BIGGLES AND OLD KING COLE
IN THE PINK OR ON THE DOLE
OLIVER TWIST AND LONG JOHN SILVER
CAPTAIN COOK AND NELLY DEAN
ENID BLYTON, GILBERT HARDING
MALCOLM SARGEANT, GRAHAM GREENE (GRAHAM GREENE)

ALL THE JEWELS IN THE CROWN OF ENGLAND'S GLORY
TOO NUMEROUS TO MENTION, BUT A FEW
AND EVERY ONE COULD TELL A DIFFERENT STORY
AND SHOW OLD ENGLAND'S GLORY SOMETHING NEW

NICE BIT OF KIPPER AND JACK THE RIPPER AND UPTON PARK
GRACIE, CILLA, MAXY MILLER, PETULA CLARK
WINKLES, WOODBINES, WALNUT WHIPS
VERA LYNN AND STAFFORD CRIPPS
LADY CHATTERLEY, MUFFIN THE MULE
WINSTON CHURCHILL, ROBIN HOOD
BEATRIX POTTER, BADEN-POWELL
BEECHAM'S POWDERS, YORKSHIRE PUD (YORKSHIRE PUD)

WITH BILLY BUNTER, JANE AUSTEN
REG HAMPTON, GEORGE FORMBY
BILLY FURY, LITTLE TITCH
UNCLE MAC, MR. PASTRY AND ALL
UNCLE MAC, MR. PATRY AND ALL

ALLRIGHT ENGLAND?
GWAN ENGLAND
OH ENGLAND

ALL THE JEWELS IN THE CROWN OF ENGLAND'S GLORY
TOO NUMEROUS TO MENTION, BUT A FEW
AND EVERY ONE COULD TELL A DIFFERENT STORY
AND SHOW OLD ENGLAND'S GLORY SOMETHING NEW

SOMERSET MAUGHAM, TOP OF THE FORM WITH THE BOYS' BRIGADE
MORTIMER WHEELER, CHRISTINE KEELER AND THE BOARD OF TRADE
HENRY COOPER, WAKEY WAKEY, ENGLAND'S LABOUR
STANDARD VANGUARD, SPOTTED DICK, ENGLAND'S WORKERS

(England's Glory - Ian Dury)

(And which version of this one do you think I ought to credit?)

DEAR LAND OF HOPE, THY HOPE IS CROWNED.
GOD MAKE THEE MIGHTIER YET!
ON SOV'REIGN BROWS, BELOVED, RENOWNED,
ONCE MORE THY CROWN IS SET.
THINE EQUAL LAWS, BY FREEDOM GAINED,
HAVE RULED THEE WELL AND LONG;
BY FREEDOM GAINED, BY TRUTH MAINTAINED,
THINE EMPIRE SHALL BE STRONG.

LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY, MOTHER OF THE FREE,
HOW SHALL WE EXTOL THEE, WHO ARE BORN OF THEE?
WIDER STILL AND WIDER SHALL THY BOUNDS BE SET;
GOD, WHO MADE THEE MIGHTY, MAKE THEE MIGHTIER YET.
GOD, WHO MADE THEE MIGHTY, MAKE THEE MIGHTIER YET.

THY FAME IS ANCIENT AS THE DAYS,
AS OCEAN LARGE AND WIDE:
A PRIDE THAT DARES, AND HEEDS NOT PRAISE,
A STERN AND SILENT PRIDE:
NOT THAT FALSE JOY THAT DREAMS CONTENT
WITH WHAT OUR SIRES HAVE WON;
THE BLOOD A HERO SIRE HATH SPENT
STILL NERVES A HERO SON.

(Land Of Hope And Glory - Elgar/Benson)

(Why, the Ex Pistols version, of course).

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN,
THE FASCIST REGIME
THEY MADE YOU A MORON,
POTENTIAL H-BOMB

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN,
SHE AIN'T NO HUMAN BEING
THERE IS NO FUTURE,
IN ENGLAND'S DREAMING

DON'T BE TOLD WHAT YOU WANT
DON'T BE TOLD WHAT YOU NEED
THERE'S NO FUTURE, NO FUTURE,
NO FUTURE FOR YOU

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN, WE MEAN IT MAN
WE LOVE OUR QUEEN, GOD SAVES

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
'CAUSE TOURISTS ARE MONEY
AND OUR FIGUREHEAD
IS NOT WHAT SHE SEEMS

OH GOD SAVE HISTORY
GOD SAVE YOUR MAD PARADE
OH LORD GOD HAVE MERCY
ALL CRIMES ARE PAID

WHEN THERE'S NO FUTURE, HOW CAN THERE BE SIN
WE'RE THE FLOWERS IN THE DUSTBIN
WE'RE THE POISON IN YOUR HUMAN MACHINE
WE'RE THE FUTURE, YOUR FUTURE

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN, WE MEAN IT MAN
WE LOVE OUR QUEEN, GOD SAVES

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN, WE MEAN IT MAN
AND THERE IS NO FUTURE
IN ENGLAND'S DREAMING

NO FUTURE FOR YOU

(God Save The Queen - Sex Pistols)

HER MAJESTY'S A PRETTY NICE GIRL
BUT SHE DOESN'T HAVE A LOT TO SAY
HER MAJESTY'S A PRETTY NICE GIRL
BUT SHE CHANGES FROM DAY TO DAY
I WANNA TELL HER THAT I LOVE HER A LOT
BUT I GOTTA GET A BELLY FULL OF WINE
HER MAJESTY'S A PRETTY NICE GIRL
SOMEDAY I'M GONNA MAKE HER MINE
OH, YEAH, SOME DAY I'M GONNA MAKE HER MINE


(Her Majesty - The Beatles)

I'M GONNA DO ALL THE THING FOR YOU
A GIRL WANTS A MAN TO DO
OH, BABY (OH, BABY)
I'LL SACRIFICE FOR YOU
I'LL EVEN DO WRONG FOR YOU
OH, BABY (OH, BABY)

EVERY MINUTE, EVERY HOUR
I'M GONNA SHOWER YOU
WITH LOVE AND AFFECTION
LOOK OUT, IT'S COMIN' IN YOUR DIRECTION
AND I'M

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU LOVE ME
OH, YES I WILL
YES I WILL
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU LOVE ME
OH, YES I WILL
YES I WILL

(I'm Gonna Make You Love Me - Diana Ross and the Chicken Supremes)

WHEN I SAID I NEEDED YOU
YOU SAID YOU WOULD ALWAYS STAY
IT WASN’T ME WHO CHANGED BUT YOU
AND NOW YOU’VE GONE AWAY

DON’T YOU SEE
THAT NOW YOU’VE GONE
AND I’M LEFT HERE ON MY OWN
THAT I HAVE TO FOLLOW YOU
AND BEG YOU TO COME HOME?

YOU DON’T HAVE TO SAY YOU LOVE ME
JUST BE CLOSE AT HAND
YOU DON’T HAVE TO STAY FOREVER
I WILL UNDERSTAND
BELIEVE ME, BELIEVE ME
I CANT HELP BUT LOVE YOU
BUT BELIEVE ME
ILL NEVER TIE YOU DOWN

LEFT ALONE WITH JUST A MEMORY
LIFE SEEMS DEAD AND SO UNREAL
ALL THAT’ LEFT IS LONELINESS
THERE’S NOTHING LEFT TO FEEL

YOU DON’T HAVE TO SAY YOU LOVE ME
JUST BE CLOSE AT HAND
YOU DON’T HAVE TO STAY FOREVER
I WILL UNDERSTAND
BELIEVE ME, BELIEVE ME

YOU DON’T HAVE TO SAY YOU LOVE ME
JUST BE CLOSE AT HAND
YOU DON’T HAVE TO STAY FOREVER
I WILL UNDERSTAND
BELIEVE ME, BELIEVE ME, BELIEVE ME


(You Don't Have To Say You Love Me - Dusty Springfield)

IT DOESN'T PAY TO TRY
ALL THE SMART BOYS KNOW WHY
IT DOESN'T MEAN I DIDN'T TRY
I JUST NEVER KNOW WHY

FEEL SO COLD AND ALL ALONE
CAUSE BABY, YOU'RE NOT AT HOME
AND WHEN I'M GONE
BIG DEAL, I'M STILL ALONE

FEEL SO RESTLESS, I AM
BEAT MY HEAD AGAINST A POLE
TRY TO KNOCK SOME SENSE
DOWN IN MY BONES

AND EVEN THOUGH I DON'T SHOW
THE SCARS ARE SO OLD

YOU CAN'T PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND A MEMORY
YOU CAN'T PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND A MEMORY
YOU CAN'T PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND A MEMORY
DON'T TRY, DON'T TRY

(You Can't Put Your Arms Around A Memory - Johnny Thunder)

WHHOOAA, WHHOOAA, WHHOOAAAA

I GET THE SAME OLD DREAMS, SAME TIME EVERY NIGHT
FALL TO THE GROUND AND I WAKE UP
SO I GET OUT OF BED, PUT ON MY SHOES, AND IN MY HEAD
THOUGHTS FLY BACK TO THE BREAK-UP

THESE FOUR WALLS ARE CLOSING IN
LOOK AT THE FIX YOU'VE PUT ME IN

SINCE YOU BEEN GONE, SINCE YOU BEEN GONE
I'M OUTTA MY HEAD, CAN'T TAKE IT
COULD I BE WRONG, BUT SINCE YOU BEEN GONE
YOU CAST THE SPELL, SO BREAK IT
OOOOHHH - WHHOOOOAAA - OOOOOHHH
SINCE YOU BEEN GONE

SO IN THE NIGHT I STAND BENEATH THE BACK STREET LIGHT
I READ THE WORDS THAT YOU SENT TO ME
I CAN TAKE THE AFTERNOON, THE NIGHT-TIME COMES AROUND TOO SOON
YOU CAN'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN TO ME

YOUR POISON LETTER, YOUR TELEGRAM
JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU DON'T GIVE A DAMN

SINCE YOU BEEN GONE, SINCE YOU BEEN GONE
I'M OUTTA MY HEAD, CAN'T TAKE IT
COULD I BE WRONG, BUT SINCE YOU BEEN GONE
YOU CAST THE SPELL, SO BREAK IT
OOOOHHH - WHHOOOOAAA - OOOOOHHH
SINCE YOU BEEN GONE

IF YOU WILL COME BACK
BABY YOU KNOW
YOU'LL NEVER DO WRONG

HUHHHHH

SINCE YOU BEEN GONE, SINCE YOU BEEN GONE
I'M OUTTA MY HEAD, CAN'T TAKE IT
COULD I BE WRONG, BUT SINCE YOU BEEN GONE
YOU CAST THE SPELL, SO BREAK IT
OOOOHHH - WHHOOOOAAA - OOOOOHHH
EVER SINCE, YOU BEEN GONE

SINCE YOU BEEN GONE, SINCE YOU BEEN GONE
I'M OUTTA MY HEAD, CAN'T TAKE IT
SINCE YOU BEEN GONE, SINCE YOU BEEN GONE


(Since You've Been Gone - Rainbow)

IVE CALLED YOU SO MANY TIMES TODAY
AND I GUESS ITS ALL TRUE WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS SAY
THAT YOU DONT EVER WANT TO SEE ME AGAIN
AND YOUR BROTHERS GOING TO KILL ME AND HES SIX FEET TEN
I GUESS YOUD CALL IT COWARDICE
BUT IM NOT PREPARED TO GO ON LIKE THIS

I CANT, I CANT, I CANT STAND LOSING
I CANT STAND LOSING YOU

I SEE YOUVE SENT MY LETTERS BACK
AND MY LP RECORDS AND THEYRE ALL SCRATCHED
I CANT SEE THE POINT IN ANOTHER DAY
WHEN NOBODY LISTENS TO A WORD I SAY
YOU CAN CALL IT LACK OF CONFIDENCE
BUT TO CARRY ON LIVING DOESNT MAKE NO SENSE

I CANT, I CANT, I CANT STAND LOSING

I GUESS THIS IS OUR LAST GOODBYE
AND YOU DONT CARE, SO I WONT CRY
BUT YOULL BE SORRY WHEN IM DEAD
AND ALL THIS GUILT WILL BE ON YOUR HEAD
I GUESS YOUD CALL IT SUICIDE
BUT IM TOO FULL TO SWALLOW MY PRIDE

I CANT, I CANT, I CANT STAND LOSING...

(Can’t Stand Losing You - the Police)

GUESS THERE'S NO USE IN HANGIN' 'ROUND
GUESS I'LL GET DRESSED AND DO THE TOWN
I'LL FIND SOME CROWDED AVENUE
THOUGH IT WILL BE EMPTY WITHOUT YOU

CAN'T GET USED TO LOSIN' YOU NO MATTER WHAT I TRY TO DO
GONNA LIVE MY WHOLE LIFE THOROUGH-LOVING YOU

CALLED UP SOME GIRL I USED TO KNOW
AFTER I HEARD HER SAY "HELLO"
COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY
SINCE YOU'RE GONE IT HAPPENS EVERY DAY

CAN'T GET USED TO LOSIN' YOU NO MATTER WHAT I TRY TO DO
GONNA LIVE MY WHOLE LIFE THOROUGH-LOVING YOU

I'LL FIND SOMEBODY, WAIT AND SEE
WHO AM I KIDDIN', ONLY ME
'CAUSE NO ONE ELSE COULD TAKE YOUR PLACE
GUESS THAT I AM JUST A HOPELESS CASE

CAN'T GET USED TO LOSIN' YOU NO MATTER WHAT I TRY TO DO
GONNA LIVE MY WHOLE LIFE THOROUGH-LOVING YOU

I CAN'T GET USED TO LOSIN' YOU NO MATTER WHAT I TRY TO DO
GONNA LIVE MY WHOLE LIFE THOROUGH-LOVING YOU



(Can't Get Used To Losing You - Andy Williams)