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Unfortunate Company Names & Regrettable Slogans
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Post 61 made on Friday September 20, 2002 at 02:15
ccossin
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An Army of One

Official slogan of the US Army.

- I'd say we're screwed.
Post 62 made on Friday September 20, 2002 at 03:07
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Post 63 made on Thursday October 3, 2002 at 07:46
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Seen on a Taco Bell sign in Coralville, Iowa:

"Everyday low value"

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There's a dry cleaner here in Albany, NY, that offers "Swede Cleaning."

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There is a sign on a church in Greenfield, MA, that says:

"HOW DO YOU FIND JESUS?"

The next line down says:

"RUMMAGE SALE Saturday 8-2."

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A sign on a gun shop in downtown Chandler, AZ, reads:

"Guns, Ammo, Picnic Supplies"

[editor's note: That's a bad place to start a food fight.]

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In Vancouver, British Columbia, on a folding sign in front of a small language school:

"English Tootering"

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A workman on a construction project at our facility left this neatly-lettered warning sign:

"WARNING - HOLE IN FLOOR ABOVE DOORWAY BELOW."

I didn't look under the sign, however, for fear of being sucked into another dimension.

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An ad running here in Charlotte, NC:

"Local talent agency seeks expiring models..."

Post 64 made on Thursday October 3, 2002 at 14:07
MrKlaatu
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On 10/03/02 07:46.03, less than BRANIAC said...
There's a dry cleaner here in Albany, NY


An ad running here in Charlotte, NC

So, just exactly where ARE you, anyways???

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Post 65 made on Thursday October 3, 2002 at 14:44
Alan Rutherford
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He's "bi-latitude"? Heckofa commute!
Post 66 made on Thursday October 3, 2002 at 15:16
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Don't you guys use Teleporters?
Post 67 made on Thursday October 3, 2002 at 15:20
Anthony
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No, they are so passé
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Post 68 made on Thursday October 3, 2002 at 15:21
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Let me guess, you have the worlds largest potato cannon.
Post 69 made on Thursday October 3, 2002 at 16:52
Alan Rutherford
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ANYTHING is better than driving to work!

Post 70 made on Saturday October 5, 2002 at 05:31
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Post 71 made on Sunday October 6, 2002 at 04:26
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I think I can.
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