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| Topic: | Unfortunate Company Names & Regrettable Slogans This thread has 70 replies. Displaying posts 31 through 45. |
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| Post 31 made on Sunday September 15, 2002 at 16:33 |
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| Post 32 made on Sunday September 15, 2002 at 17:24 |
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| Post 33 made on Sunday September 15, 2002 at 19:48 |
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On 09/14/02 23:23.19, John Pechulis said...
Who here thinks Ken should send us a sample of
his great food?
Pizza doesn't travel very well John, but if you or any other RemoteCentral regular is well traveled, then I'll be happy to pick up your tab if you visit this part of Florida. Simply comply with the following rules, regulations and restrictions: To redeem this generous offer by Ken simply print this entire thread titled "Unfortunate Company Names & Regrettable Slogans". This printout must show this specific reply as well. You must dine at my restaurant at a time that I am actually on the premises or no one will know what the hell you're talking about. Therefore, you take the risk of dining at a time that I may be out on the Gulf of Mexico enjoying my boat, and of which then you would have to pay for your own meal. However, it should be noted that I do work daily at the restaurant but not maybe on the day-part that you are there. I take no responsibility to this fact. Furthermore, upon your dining at Luigi B.G. Pasta & Pizza, you must ask for me in person and be prepared to recite to me my personal business slogan (found elsewhere in this thread) as well as present to me the aforementioned printout of this thread in its entirety and specifically this response. I will then shake your hand, buy you a beer, chat amicably with you and your guests and pick up your dinner tab (up to four people).
Now of course there are some restrictions. First and foremost this offer is not necessarily condoned by RemoteCentral.com or by Daniel Tonks and his affiliates, advertisers or sponsors. It is solely the responsibility of the reader of this thread to comply with all local and federal laws concerning this possible award and its tax implications. I take no responsibility towards your satisfaction of our amicable conversation, nor do I take any responsibility for your possible intoxication from my generous offer of buying you a beer. Dine at your own risk. There may be other rules and caveats to follow after I talk with my Professor, the Honorable Rulemeister Etraordinaire: MrKlaatu!
Offer expires soon.
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| Post 34 made on Sunday September 15, 2002 at 22:15 |
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FREE PIZZA FOR REMOTE CENTRALITES OFFER
FREE PIZZA FOR REMOTE CENTRALITES OFFER (hereinafter the "OFFER") IS OPEN ONLY TO LEGAL RESIDENTS OF THE U.S. (INCLUDING RESIDENTS OF PUERTO RICO AND ALL US TERRITORIES AND POSSESSIONS AND SASKATCHEWAN [and lesser provinces of Canada]) {sheep are not allowed in the Restaurant} [[also any denizens of the Planet Earth, which resides in an orbit around the Star such denizens refer to as SOL]], WHO ARE 21 OR OLDER AT TIME OF ENTRY AND WHO MEET ELIGIBILITY REQUIREMENTS BELOW. OFFER starts at 5:00 pm (EDT) on 9/16/02 and ends at Restaurant closing time on whatever date Ken Heard, owner of Luigi BG Pasta and Pizza Factory (hereinafter the “Proprietor”) so decides. When entering Luigi BG Pasta & Pizza Factory (hereinafter “the Restaurant”), all participants agree to be bound by terms and conditions herein. Certain restrictions may apply.
TO ENTER: Beginning at 5:00 pm (EDT) on 9/16/02 you may enter the Restaurant (2105 N Cove Blvd Panama City, FL. [where the Golden Corral used to be]); upon entering, you must first request the table nearest the kitchen and ask to see the Proprietor in a very serious voice and provide your RC user name and password (a series of asterisks will suffice) (note: you must register for username and password at RC to participate). Prior to your meal (and/or beer and/or amicable chat) you must also provide proof of your first and last name, zip code, date of birth, RC Username & Password , Social Security Number, Driver’s License Number, Mother’s Maiden Name and indicate your choice of thin or thick crust. You must also print the entire thread titled "Unfortunate Company Names & Regrettable Slogans" on the Intermission Forum at the Remote Central (hereinafter “RC”) website. This printout must include Reply #33 of said Thread, as well. You must dine at Luigi BG Pasta & Pizza Factory at a time that the Proprietor is actually on the premises or no one will know what the hell you're talking about. Therefore, you take the risk of dining at a time that the Proprietor may be out on the Gulf of Mexico enjoying his boat, and of which then you would have to pay for your own meal. However, it should be noted that the Proprietor does work daily at the Restaurant but not maybe on the day-part that you are there. The Proprietor takes no responsibility to this fact. Furthermore, upon your dining at Luigi BG Pasta & Pizza Factory , you must ask for the Proprietor in person and be prepared to recite to him, his personal business slogan (found elsewhere in the thread) as well as present to him the aforementioned printout of this thread in its entirety and specifically the response required. The Proprietor will then shake your hand, buy you a beer, chat amicably with you and your guests and pick up your dinner tab (up to four people {no sheep}).
Now of course there are some restrictions. First and foremost this offer is not necessarily condoned by RemoteCentral.com or by Daniel Tonks and his affiliates, advertisers or sponsors. It is solely the responsibility of the reader of this thread to comply with all local and federal laws concerning this possible award and its tax implications. I take no responsibility towards your satisfaction of our amicable conversation, nor do I take any responsibility for your possible intoxication from my generous offer of buying you a beer. Dine at your own risk. Acceptance of prize constitutes permission (except where prohibited) to use winner's name, likeness and statements for publicity without additional compensation or limitation.
ONLY ONE OFFER WILL BE ACCEPTED PER PERSON AND/OR RC USERNAME & PASSWORD .
Sponsor, Luigi BG Pasta & Pizza Factory , their respective affiliates, subsidiaries, parent corporations, and their respective officers, directors, shareholders, employees and agents, and any and all Internet servers and access provider(s) are not responsible for: any incorrect or inaccurate entry information; human error; technical malfunctions; failures, omission, interruption, deletion, or defect of any telephone network, computer online systems, computer equipment, servers, providers, or software, including any injury or damage to participant's or any other person's computer relating to or resulting from participation in this OFFER; inability to access the RC Web Site, theft, tampering, destruction, or unauthorized access to, or alteration of entries; data processing that is processed late or incorrectly or is incomplete or lost due to telephone, computer or electronic malfunction or traffic congestion on telephone lines or the Internet or any web site; printing or other errors, or any combination thereof. False and/or deceptive entries or acts shall render entrants ineligible. By attemmpting to claim this OFFER, entrant affirms that they have read and accepted these Official OFFER Rules. The laws of the United States apply to and govern this OFFER and any claims must be raised and resolved in the United States. Any information collected by attempting to claim this OFFER shall be used only in a manner consistent with these Official OFFER Rules and with Luigi BG Pasta & Pizza Factory.
GENERAL: By attempting to claim this OFFER, entrants agree Luigi BG Pasta & Pizza Factory , their respective employees, officers, directors, shareholders, parent companies, affiliates, subsidiaries, agencies, prize providers and any other companies participating in design, administration or fulfillment of this OFFER (collectively "OFFER Entities"), shall not be liable for personal injuries, death, damages, expenses or costs or losses of any kind resulting from participation or inability to participate in this OFFER or acceptance of or use or inability to use the prize or parts thereof including, without limitation, claims, suits, injuries, losses and damages related to personal injuries, death, damage to or destruction of property, rights of publicity or privacy, defamation or portrayal in a false light (whether intentional or unintentional), whether under a theory of contract, tort (including negligence), warranty or other theory. Winner releases the OFFER Entities from any and all liability and responsibility with respect to the OFFER (including any property loss, damage, personal injury or death). Winner acknowledges the aforementioned individuals and entities have neither made nor are in any manner responsible for any warranty, representation or guarantee, expressed or implied, in fact or in law, related to the OFFER.
If for any reason this OFFER is not claimed within a reasonable length of time, or an Entrant does not follow these rules, or if tampering, unauthorized intervention, fraud, technical failures, or anything just doesn’t seem kopacetic, in the Sponsor’s sole opinion, Sponsor reserves the right, at its sole discretion, to disqualify any individual implicated in such action, and/or to cancel, terminate, modify or suspend this OFFER or any portion thereof. In other words, the Official Rules are what the Proprietor says they are at any & all times. Any attempt by an entrant or any other individual to deliberately undermine the legitimate operation of the OFFER is a violation of criminal and civil laws and should such an attempt be made, Sponsor reserves the right to seek damages and other remedies from any such person to the fullest extent permitted by law, up to and including being allowed to watch as the person is forced to eat a 3 day old pizza drenched in anchovies and jalapeño juice with a “Yesterday’s Drip Tray” chaser to wash it down. Where a dispute arises, the entry will be deemed submitted by the authorized account holder of the RC account provided. The "authorized account holder" is deemed the natural person who is assigned an RC Username and Password. A potential winner may be requested to provide the Sponsor with proof that the potential winner is the authorized account holder of the RC Username and Password associated with the winning entry and that all eligibility requirements are met.
NO PURCHASE IS NECESSARY TO CLAIM THIS OFFER.
AND TIPPING WILL NOT IMPROVE YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING.
updated 05:15, CDT (American), 09/16/02
This message was edited by MrKlaatu on 09/16/02 06:13.08.
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| Post 35 made on Sunday September 15, 2002 at 22:53 |
Ken Founding Member |
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Thank you Professor Klaatu! (AKA Honorable Rulemeister Extraordinaire),
I assign you full "Pizza-Power-of-Attorney" for this matter. -Ken
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| Post 36 made on Sunday September 15, 2002 at 23:24 |
MrKlaatu Loyal Member |
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Ummmmmmmmm . . . that's not going to make me ineligible, is it?
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| Post 37 made on Monday September 16, 2002 at 00:54 |
Larry Fine Loyal Member |
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On 09/15/02 22:15.43, MrKlaatu said...
FREE PIZZA
FOR REMOTE CENTRALITES OFFER
FREE PIZZA FOR REMOTE
CENTRALITES OFFER (hereinafter the "OFFER")
IS OPEN ONLY TO LEGAL RESIDENTS OF THE U.S. (INCLUDING
RESIDENTS OF PUERTO RICO AND ALL US TERRITORIES
AND POSSESSIONS AND SASKATCHEWAN [and lesser provinces
of Canada]) {sheep are not allowed in the Restaurant},
WHO ARE 21 OR OLDER AT TIME OF ENTRY AND WHO MEET
ELIGIBILITY REQUIREMENTS BELOW. OFFER starts at
5:00 pm (EDT) on 9/16/02 and ends at Restaurant
closing time on whatever date Ken Heard, owner
of Luigi BG Pasta and Pizza Factory (hereinafter
the “Proprietor”) so decides. When entering Luigi
BG Pasta & Pizza Factory (hereinafter “the Restaurant”),
all participants agree to be bound by terms and
conditions herein. Certain restrictions may apply.
TO ENTER: Beginning at 5:00 pm (EDT) on 9/16/02
you may enter the Restaurant (2105 N Cove Blvd
Panama City, FL. [where the Golden Corral used
to be]); upon entering, you must first request
the table nearest the kitchen and ask to see the
Proprietor in a very serious voice and provide
your RC user name and password (a series of asterisks
will suffice) (note: you must register for username
and password at RC to participate). Prior to your
meal (and/or beer and/or amicable chat) you must
also provide proof of your first and last name,
zip code, date of birth, RC Username & Password
, Social Security Number, Driver’s License Number,
Mother’s Maiden Name and indicate your choice
of thin or thick crust. You must also print the
entire thread titled "Unfortunate Company Names
& Regrettable Slogans" on the Intermission Forum
at the Remote Central (hereinafter “RC”) website.
This printout must include Reply #33 of said Thread,
as well. You must dine at Luigi BG Pasta & Pizza
Factory at a time that the Proprietor is actually
on the premises or no one will know what the hell
you're talking about. Therefore, you take the
risk of dining at a time that the Proprietor may
be out on the Gulf of Mexico enjoying his boat,
and of which then you would have to pay for your
own meal. However, it should be noted that the
Proprietor does work daily at the Restaurant but
not maybe on the day-part that you are there.
The Proprietor takes no responsibility to this
fact. Furthermore, upon your dining at Luigi BG
Pasta & Pizza Factory , you must ask for the Proprietor
in person and be prepared to recite to him, his
personal business slogan (found elsewhere in the
thread) as well as present to him the aforementioned
printout of this thread in its entirety and specifically
the response required. The Proprietor will then
shake your hand, buy you a beer, chat amicably
with you and your guests and pick up your dinner
tab (up to four people {no sheep}).
Now of course there are some restrictions. First
and foremost this offer is not necessarily condoned
by RemoteCentral.com or by Daniel Tonks and his
affiliates, advertisers or sponsors. It is solely
the responsibility of the reader of this thread
to comply with all local and federal laws concerning
this possible award and its tax implications.
I take no responsibility towards your satisfaction
of our amicable conversation, nor do I take any
responsibility for your possible intoxication
from my generous offer of buying you a beer. Dine
at your own risk. Acceptance of prize constitutes
permission (except where prohibited) to use winner's
name, likeness and statements for publicity without
additional compensation or limitation.
ONLY ONE OFFER WILL BE ACCEPTED PER PERSON AND/OR
RC USERNAME & PASSWORD .
Sponsor, Luigi BG Pasta & Pizza Factory , their
respective affiliates, subsidiaries, parent corporations,
and their respective officers, directors, shareholders,
employees and agents, and any and all Internet
servers and access provider(s) are not responsible
for: any incorrect or inaccurate entry information;
human error; technical malfunctions; failures,
omission, interruption, deletion, or defect of
any telephone network, computer online systems,
computer equipment, servers, providers, or software,
including any injury or damage to participant's
or any other person's computer relating to or
resulting from participation in this OFFER; inability
to access the RC Web Site, theft, tampering, destruction,
or unauthorized access to, or alteration of entries;
data processing that is processed late or incorrectly
or is incomplete or lost due to telephone, computer
or electronic malfunction or traffic congestion
on telephone lines or the Internet or any web
site; printing or other errors, or any combination
thereof. False and/or deceptive entries or acts
shall render entrants ineligible. By attemmpting
to claim this OFFER, entrant affirms that they
have read and accepted these Official OFFER Rules.
The laws of the United States apply to and govern
this OFFER and any claims must be raised and resolved
in the United States. Any information collected
by attempting to claim this OFFER shall be used
only in a manner consistent with these Official
OFFER Rules and with Luigi BG Pasta & Pizza Factory.
GENERAL: By attempting to claim this OFFER, entrants
agree Luigi BG Pasta & Pizza Factory , their respective
employees, officers, directors, shareholders,
parent companies, affiliates, subsidiaries, agencies,
prize providers and any other companies participating
in design, administration or fulfillment of this
OFFER (collectively "OFFER Entities"), shall not
be liable for personal injuries, death, damages,
expenses or costs or losses of any kind resulting
from participation or inability to participate
in this OFFER or acceptance of or use or inability
to use the prize or parts thereof including, without
limitation, claims, suits, injuries, losses and
damages related to personal injuries, death, damage
to or destruction of property, rights of publicity
or privacy, defamation or portrayal in a false
light (whether intentional or unintentional),
whether under a theory of contract, tort (including
negligence), warranty or other theory. Winner
releases the OFFER Entities from any and all liability
and responsibility with respect to the OFFER
(including any property loss, damage, personal
injury or death). Winner acknowledges the aforementioned
individuals and entities have neither made nor
are in any manner responsible for any warranty,
representation or guarantee, expressed or implied,
in fact or in law, related to the OFFER.
If for any reason this OFFER is not claimed within
a reasonable length of time, or an Entrant does
not follow these rules, or if tampering, unauthorized
intervention, fraud, technical failures, or anything
just doesn’t seem kopacetic, in the Sponsor’s
sole opinion, Sponsor reserves the right, at its
sole discretion, to disqualify any individual
implicated in such action, and/or to cancel, terminate,
modify or suspend this OFFER or any portion thereof.
In other words, the Official Rules are what the
Proprietor says they are at any & all times. Any
attempt by an entrant or any other individual
to deliberately undermine the legitimate operation
of the OFFER is a violation of criminal and civil
laws and should such an attempt be made, Sponsor
reserves the right to seek damages and other remedies
from any such person to the fullest extent permitted
by law, up to and including being allowed to watch
as the person is forced to eat a 3 day old pizza
drenched in anchovies and jalapeño juice with
a “Yesterday’s Drip Tray” chaser to wash it down.
Where a dispute arises, the entry will be deemed
submitted by the authorized account holder of
the RC account provided. The "authorized account
holder" is deemed the natural person who is assigned
an RC Username and Password. A potential winner
may be requested to provide the Sponsor with proof
that the potential winner is the authorized account
holder of the RC Username and Password associated
with the winning entry and that all eligibility
requirements are met.
NO PURCHASE IS NECESSARY TO CLAIM THIS
OFFER.
AND TIPPING WILL NOT IMPROVE YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING.
Talk about too much time on one's hands! Oy vey!!
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| Post 38 made on Monday September 16, 2002 at 01:43 |
edmund Elite Member |
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Ken, seeing that I can't print off my satellite, can I bring a videotape instead? :)
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| Post 39 made on Monday September 16, 2002 at 01:59 |
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| Post 40 made on Monday September 16, 2002 at 05:53 |
djy RC Moderator |
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On 09/15/02 17:24.27, MrKlaatu said...
Kanji ga
zenzen wakarimasen.Watashi wa sore ni tsuite zenzen shirimasen.
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| Post 41 made on Monday September 16, 2002 at 05:57 |
djy RC Moderator |
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On 09/15/02 22:15.43, MrKlaatu said...
FREE PIZZA
FOR REMOTE CENTRALITES OFFER
FREE PIZZA FOR REMOTE
CENTRALITES OFFER (hereinafter the "OFFER")
IS OPEN ONLY TO LEGAL RESIDENTS OF THE U.S. (INCLUDING
RESIDENTS OF PUERTO RICO AND ALL US TERRITORIES
AND POSSESSIONS AND SASKATCHEWAN [and lesser provinces
of Canada]) {sheep are not allowed in the Restaurant}Bloody typical.
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| Post 42 made on Monday September 16, 2002 at 06:14 |
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| Post 43 made on Tuesday September 17, 2002 at 11:09 |
djy RC Moderator |
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Sarcasm is the lowest form of twit. Though quite why I should have expected any different. . .
This message was edited by djy on 09/17/02 11:18.38.
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| Post 44 made on Tuesday September 17, 2002 at 14:53 |
MrKlaatu Loyal Member |
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Did you reread the eligibility requirements?
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| Post 45 made on Tuesday September 17, 2002 at 17:40 |
djy RC Moderator |
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You mean I gotta read it?
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