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This forum needs agony aunt I vote for !!
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| Topic: | This forum needs agony aunt I vote for !! This thread has 54 replies. Displaying posts 1 through 15. |
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| Post 1 made on Tuesday February 4, 2003 at 14:20 |
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King of typos or Ken with all the trailes and tribulations misery and upset on this forum I strongly belive that some of the members of this forum need some counselling or an agony aunt so that they can relate their problems to.
I therefor nominate king of typos and ken to be the main canditades. Their calmness and understanding and ability in care goes beyond any bounds. Please cast your votes as you see apropriate. EP
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| Post 2 made on Tuesday February 4, 2003 at 16:51 |
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Ummmmmmmmmmmm . . . . . you're nominating the two with the most problems, to be the solvers of problems?
Although I think Mr. King is better qualified to be an "Agony Aunt", with his penchant for Maids' Uniforms.
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| OP | Post 3 made on Tuesday February 4, 2003 at 17:32 |
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live and let live
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| Post 4 made on Tuesday February 4, 2003 at 17:38 |
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Well, when folks air their dirty laundry . . . . . and don't explain better, it become open for interpretation in the public forum.
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| OP | Post 5 made on Tuesday February 4, 2003 at 17:40 |
e pereira Select Member |
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So what dark secret do you HIDE
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| Post 6 made on Tuesday February 4, 2003 at 17:48 |
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| OP | Post 7 made on Tuesday February 4, 2003 at 17:51 |
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You got all luck
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| Post 8 made on Tuesday February 4, 2003 at 18:01 |
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No, no, no . . . . . I got LUKE! Luke Skywalker is on my Underoos!
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| OP | Post 9 made on Tuesday February 4, 2003 at 18:12 |
e pereira Select Member |
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Well I NEVER
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| Post 10 made on Tuesday February 4, 2003 at 18:15 |
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Well . . . . . you should! Saves trips to the bathroom.
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| OP | Post 11 made on Tuesday February 4, 2003 at 18:19 |
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Bathroom better can VOTE for the GOVERMENT
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| Post 12 made on Tuesday February 4, 2003 at 21:45 |
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On 02/04/03 14:20, e pereira said...
King of typos or Ken with all the trailes and
tribulations misery and upset on this forum... I'm not upset eeper. In fact, I kind of like you. I strongly belive that some of the members of this
forum need some counselling or an agony aunt..
I don't really know what an agony aunt is, but I do know that I need counseling -especially financial! BTW...eeper, the only counseling you seem to need is a spell checker. Until you get one, I will be it. -Mr. Prefect
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| Post 13 made on Wednesday February 5, 2003 at 11:55 |
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OK, you may all place your questions to me right here in my new syndicated column, "Dear Dirty Dave".
Here's our first question:
Dear Dirty Dave,
I have this tootsie roll fetish, which I think is harmless, but my mother keeps telling me that I should stop shoving them up my (censored). What do you think? (P.S. I am a normal 40 year old psychiatrist living with my mother.)
Paul in Peoria
Dear Psyco,
Obviously your mother has never experienced the pleasure of shoving tootsie rolls up her (censored). I suggest you open a nice bottle of wine, break out a new package of miniature tootsie rolls, and share this pleasure with her in a nice intimate setting, such as your local grocery store or pharmacy. I'm sure she will thank you for it.
P.S. You ARE removing the wrappers from the tootsie rolls, aren't you? Otherwise I can understand your mother's concern. Also, make sure you have taken the gerble out of your (censored) before you insert the tootsie rolls, or it will consume the tootsie rolls before they slowly soften and pleasnatly ooze out of your (censored).
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Dear Dirty Dave,
I have enjoyed your column for many years. I was wondering if you could help a friend of mine. It seems I, umm, I mean he is afraid to urinate in a public bathroom where others can see my, umm, I mean HIS, well, you know, ah, "member", if you get my drift. It's not that I'm em, oops, I mean HE is embarassed by the size of my, no, I mean HIS "member", but it's just that it is a little disconcerting when people point and laugh at my, er, HIS (censored). What advice can you give me? I mean him?
Usama B. L. (no location given)
Dear Shorty,
You sound like a really nice, concerned friend. I think the problem is all in your friend's head. The best way to solve your friend's problem is for him to clear his head by enjoying an extra large dose of heroin. Maybe two or three. I understand it is readily available in and around Afghanistan, so if you are anywhere near there, you're in luck! Thanks for writing, and please take my advice to help your friend.
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Dear Dirty Dave,
Long time reader, first time writer. I'm wondering if there is something wrong with my girlfriend. Every time I ask her to (censored) me she says no, because she doesn't like the taste of (censored). All my other girlfriends really enjoyed (censored) me, and I also enjoyed giving them (censored). I have thought about asking my girlfriend to marry me, but I'm a little concerned about this problem. What would you suggest?
Dick in Detroit
Dear Dick,
Are you f***ing CRAZY???
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| Post 14 made on Wednesday February 5, 2003 at 17:59 |
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Dear Dirty Dave,
Do you have a problem making yourself heard?
Limping Dave
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| OP | Post 15 made on Wednesday February 5, 2003 at 18:12 |
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On 02/05/03 17:59, djy said...
Dear Dirty Dave,
Do you have a problem making yourself heard?
Limping Dave TRY ONE OF SAND AND TWO OF CEMENT
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