How about a thread with phrases to heft a glass of your favorite adult beverage!

While sitting by the pool at a friend's today (78 degrees, not a cloud in the sky, steaks on the grille and the blender churning out Rum Runners with a nice Appleton's floater!), my buddy proclaimed...

There are tall ships, and there are long ships, but there is nothing better than freindships! Cheers!

You have to do a shot every time you post here...


Brian

Ah well, I may as well add an old worn one that seems to be used at every wedding I have ever attended.

Here's to our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet!

You're not too old when your hair turns grey.
You're not too old when your teeth decay.
But you'll know you're awaiting that final sleep,
When your mind makes promises your body can't keep.

The way to happiness;
Keep your heart free from hate,
Your mind from worry,
Live simply. Expect little. Give much.

The finest toast of all.

Here's to those who wish us well,
all the rest can go to ...

Here's to the trees
and here's to leaves-es (pronounce leev-zez)
Here's to the girls
and here's to the breezes
that lifts the girls skirts
up above their knees-es

To toast an announced pregnancy, from the Godfather
"May your first child be a masculine child"

To toast a wedding announcement
Words of wisdom: Never go to bed angry at each other... one of you may not wake up.
Most people's reaction to this is that you may get a knife in your back from an angry spouse but it's really meant as a warning to appreciate life and the limited time we have. It's the double-interpretation that makes it an effective toast in mixed company.