I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Tesco in Denton and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Tesco. You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably again tonight.

Please be aware guys.

What a wally(it).

Those darn 'scammers' !

Here's any easy solution for this one..........

Get a bunch of cheap wallets, stuff them with paper and cut some plastic to ressemble credit cards, and hang out at Tesco ;-)

Thanks for the advice guys

I'm emigrating and on my way.

Just raided the kids games and got all the Monopoly money, emptied the bank account for air tickets...I'll buy the cheap wallets in Hong Kong!!!

Heeey...I hope this is not a scam!