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| Topic: | Valentines rhymes This thread has 4 replies. Displaying all posts. |
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| Post 1 made on Tuesday February 14, 2006 at 09:00 |
Mr Griffiths It's my lucky day! |
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Just in case you're stuck for what to write in your Valentines day card........These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line.
VALENTINES DAY
1. Thought that I could love no other
That is until I met your brother.
2. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
3. Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pi$$ed.
5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
6. I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
9. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming
10. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
11. My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
12. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
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| Post 2 made on Monday February 20, 2006 at 15:34 |
Kurt77++ Long Time Member |
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| Post 3 made on Wednesday February 22, 2006 at 09:46 |
djy RC Moderator |
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On February 20, 2006 at 15:34, Kurt77++ said...
O So True The mind boggles.
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| Post 4 made on Thursday February 23, 2006 at 04:15 |
Kurt77++ Long Time Member |
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Messy Break up around that time, Still trying to sort things out
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| Post 5 made on Friday February 24, 2006 at 08:47 |
djy RC Moderator |
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