Windows hell!! My roof shingles are melting!

I told him not to trust Mike's chili

My turn next then.

Yep . . . that 18 wheeler with the containment vessel ought to be rollin' up your street any day now!

Here's A Lovely Thought

Smell is a very direct sense. In order for you to smell something, molecules from that thing have to make it into your nose & lungs, and therefore, into your bloodstream!

YOU ARE WHAT YOU SMELL

"I say, I say, I say. I've got a dog without a nose."
"How does it smell?"
"Terrible."

ADD = Ass whipping Deficit Disorder

Better watch out Mason . . . the new RC Self Appointed God/Devil's Advocate/Merry-go-round Ticket Taker is gonna go medieval on yore ass!

Step on over HERE, and meet his most benevolent personage!

Mason, how has it been, it has been a loooooooong time since the last time I saw your name on here

Some translations from the above AnthonyDroidSpeak:

French:
Maçon, comment l'a été, c'a été un loooooooong temps depuis la dernière fois où j'ai vu votre nom dessus ici.

Portuguese:
Mason, como o tem sido, foi uma estadia loooooooonga desde a última vez onde eu vi seu nome sobre aqui.

Swedish Chef:
Mesun, hoo hes it beee, it hes beee a luuuuuuuung teeme-a seence-a zee lest teeme-a I sev yuoor neme-a oon here-a. Bork! Bork! Bork!

Common parlance:
Duuuude, ‘zup? It's been a reeeeeeeeal slice!! Everything fresh at the crib? Howz’bout grabbing a few? Chill with you later, peace out.

I think I can.