DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish...................4 Adventurous..............Slept with all your mates Athletic.................No tits
Average looking..........Has a face like a bulldog's arse
Beautiful................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile.........Does a lot of pills
Educated.................Was f*cked to bits at University
Emotionally secure.......On medication
Feminist.................Fat
Free spirit..............Junkie
Friendship first.........Former slut
Fun......................Annoying
Gentle...................Dull
Good Listener............Autistic
New-Age..................Body hair problems
Old-fashioned............No Blow Jobs or Anal
Open-minded..............Desperate
Outgoing.................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...............Sloppy drunk
Poet.....................Depressive
Professional.............Bitch
Romantic.................Frigid
Social...................Fanny like a clown's pocket
Voluptuous...............Very Fat
Large lady...............Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate...........Stalker
Widow....................Murderer

For the most part their really good ones.

If I may, I like to add......


SWF...... Super Whore Feminist

Looking for friendship only.........Really doesn't have any friends.

Just for sex........ Been screwed too many times that thier very loose. So they may not feel you at all. Or 40 year old virgin but wants to lose it for the f**k of it.

Will try anything....... Maybe some dogs, horses, sheep or other animals.

Lonely....... On line 24/7

Smoker...... has yellow teeth and stinks.

Non smoker......damn their fine.

drinker....... really was a man before

Non drinker...... not sure



Thats all that I can think of right now.
Anyone else wants to add?