This is a character study to show that some people have such terrible self issues that they cannot help but be impossible when on line. Refusing to let things go without thier OK, and hiding behind their falsetto identity.

09-07-02 / Jay

Just adAttach your literary contribution.
ADD a sentance or two. Nothing more.

I'm not sure how old I was. The time we saw it we were on a cross country trip. Me and mr brother were in the back and the air conditioner was busted.

This message was edited by Jay In Chicago on 11/07/02 15:34.27.

Just add a sentance or two. Nothing more.

when you cannot follow your own rules that is bad. I count 3

mr brother was the name of my pet monkey

spank the monkey

old hat 

Anthony. It says ADD a sentence or two. What I created was the beginning so therefore it is an introduction and not an addition; moreover, If I started with a twenty line paragraph I still wouldn't be ADDING a sentence or two. If this is too much for you to grasp, then you probably are more amused than I at your immense capability of counting to three.

I do; however, like your take on Mr. brother.

I would like to see the use of full sentences that pass for some form of the English language when possible. Try and use sentences that you would be comfortable reading in front of somebody you respect. If this is too much for this forum, well that's sad to say the very least. I know we all have a penchant for colorful behavior and postings, but some don't have the wherewithal to keep it in check when appropriate.

Dave, It's as questionable a contribution as it is a sentence.

MrK. As I don't live on Remote Central nor do I post an average of over 100 times per week, I am regrettably not as up to date as you on the Remote Central archives and overall history. Still, I fail to see what bearing your encyclopedic comment has to do with this thread. If you have nothing to add more than a "Been there. Done that" Then please don't bother. Otherwise feel free to contribute. There are believe it or not new people in here once in a while that may enjoy themselves. BTW.. The TWAT thread is not on track for 20,000 posts by February, maybe you shouldn't be here wasting time digging up inconsequential thread activity for me.


Pardon me, yet I feel compelled to interject a further bit of instruction. When adding a post, only use the history you are aware of, and what the last addition contains to formulate your addition.

-E.g., If the last post said "My shoes were wet and made squishy noises as I walked down the hall." You would come up with a relevant sentence add based only on that last line, and what you already may or may not know about the body of "The story" Please try to maintain a certain level of believability and decorum, or at least try to put the train back on it's rails if it should roll off. ( MrK you don't need to insert a picture of a derailed train here. )

Like I said. This is a project. If nobody wishes to participate, that's the end. That is fine. If they do, It will work out. If you are going to use it as place for your digital vandalism as is so prevalent in this forum. That's is only your refection showing, please refrain if possible. Save it for a suitable thread.


Back to the beginning.... I'll even correct a bit of the grammar.
Sorry for the crack down. Once again, I'd rather it went nowhere than down the path of destruction like so many other threads that make my eyes bleed, and by brain wish there were a workable time machine.

THANK YOU to those who can play by the rules. To the rest... Well,... ...




The Story

I'm not sure how old I was. The time we saw it we were on a cross country trip. Me and Mr. brother were in the back and the air conditioner was busted. Mr. brother was the name of my pet monkey. We were inseparable since the day my father brought him home. My mother probably correct when she said that a monkey was a bad idea for a pet.

Maybe in time you will learn that what you create here, once posted, is forever out of your control.


It seems more of an obsequious, nihilistic grab for attention to me.


Hopefully a 20 line paragraph would have more than a sentence or two, unless the column width is such that only one word will fit on a line.


Aw Hell . . . I bet Anthony could be amused by much less, say this Thread, for instance!



Ooooooo . . . bad-cop, good-cop, all in one person! Now I'm amused!



Yes Miss McGillacutty.


Well, that won't be too difficult, where do you think I learned my subtle wit and benign sense of humor? From the people I respect most in this world (and any other) . . . My Mother and My Father. They'd LOVE this place!


What was too much was your first line in this little diatribe about our replies to your precious thread.


I don't know about you, but I don't get sad when I say "the very least", maybe you have some lexicological phobia you need to discuss with a psychiatrist.


WHO!!?? WHAT!!??


And just where, oh Wise One, is it appropriate?


OK, so what happened to the "good-cop"?


That's an average of 100.8 per week, thank you very much.


That's why Daniel gave us a Search Function!



Well, you were able to get "Been there. Done that" out of "old hat". And in case you haven't noticed . . . I LOVE to bother!!!


Some things in life are still free..........



And I welcome them with an infinite number of available new threads to which they may post to their hearts' content. (Are you implying that I don't enjoy myselves? 'cause you would be very, very wrong.


Hmmmmmm . . . I do believe it was you who imposed that benchmark, was it not?


Oh, please do, Obi Wan . . . you're our only hope!


THANK GOD!!! Due to my encyclopedic knowledge of the Remote Central archives and overall history, I can say anything I damn well please!!!!


Mmmmmmmmmmmm..........forrrrmulaaaassssss!!!!



"He has gone to bed in his boots" whispered Peter "how strange.!" --- How's that???



Yeah, right.


Too bad . . . can't do that. Please see RULE #45


Derailed Train pix are John's Department.



Insert Tab A into Slot C . . . but what exactly is it that we're building?


And a damned fine reflection it is!


No-can-do.


This is a suitable Thread . . . in this Forum all threads are suitable. No matter how high-falutin' you wanna make 'em sound.


........it's a very good place to start.


Grammar? We don't got no grammar!! We doan need no stinkin' grammar!



Please see Rule #43.


Yaddah, yaddah, yaddah.............


WELCOME ABOARD THE MARAKESH EXPRESS!!!!!





That's HIS Story . . . and he's sticking to it!


This message was edited by MrKlaatu on 11/07/02 02:04.30.

But Mr. brother simply sat on my lap . . . shaking his head at me.



That always angered me so I spanked him . . . and it was good. So I spanked him again and found some hair on the palm of my hand . . . and that was even better. And so began my lifelong interest in beastiality and S&M..........HI, My name is Jay . . . and I'm a satyr.

HI JAY!!!

This message was edited by MrKlaatu on 11/07/02 02:04.26.

I would not use those exact words.

You are ever so correct. It is a reflection. I'm truly sorry for you and sympathize with whatever your affliction is.

The Story

I'm not sure how old I was. The time we saw it we were on a cross country trip. Me and Mr. brother were in the back and the air conditioner was busted. Mr. brother was the name of my pet monkey. We were inseparable since the day my father brought him home. My mother probably correct when she said that a monkey was a bad idea for a pet.

But Mr. brother simply sat on my lap . . . shaking his head at me. That always angered me so I spanked him . . . and it was good. So I spanked him again and found some hair on the palm of my hand . . . and that was even better. And so began my lifelong interest in beastiality and S&M..........HI, My name is Jay . . . and I'm a satyr.

HI JAY!!!

I would not use those exact words.

You are ever so correct. It is a reflection. I'm truly sorry for you and sympathize with whatever your affliction is, but the Sexual Deviants Annonymous meeting is across the hall. This is the People Who Have a Sense of Humor and Don't Take Things So Personally Forum. You're welcome to join in if you wish, we're always happy to welcome folk with Open Minds and even thicker skin.

There is humor.
There is time for open mindedness and thick skin.
There is also ignorance.
There is also time for controlling thick headedness.

I won't be crying, nor will I be leaving. I can deal with criticism if you can?

Can you occasionally let a people think for themselves and do their own thing? If you can, I will and maybe other's will think you a better person.

I just don't know if that's at all important to you.

Handbags at dawn gentlemen?

I'm not sure how old I was. The time we saw it we were on a cross country trip. Me and Mr. brother were in the back and the air conditioner was busted. Mr. brother was the name of my pet monkey. We were inseparable since the day my father brought him home. My mother probably correct when she said that a monkey was a bad idea for a pet.

But Mr. brother simply sat on my lap . . . shaking his head at me. That always angered me so I spanked him . . . and it was good. So I spanked him again and found some hair on the palm of my hand . . . and that was even better. And so began my lifelong interest in beastiality and S&M..........HI, My name is Jay . . . and I'm a satyr.

HI JAY!!!

I would not use those exact words.

You are ever so correct. It is a reflection. I'm truly sorry for you and sympathize with whatever your affliction is, but the Sexual Deviants Annonymous meeting is across the hall. This is the People Who Have a Sense of Humor and Don't Take Things So Personally Forum. You're welcome to join in if you wish, we're always happy to welcome folk with Open Minds and even thicker skin.

"There is humor.
 There is time for open mindedness and thick skin.
 There is also ignorance.
 There is also time for controlling thick headedness.

 I won't be crying, nor will I be leaving. I can deal with criticism if you can?

Can you occasionally let a people think for themselves and do their own thing? If you can, I will
and maybe other's will think you a better person.

 I just don't know if that's at all important to you."

Oh my God!! I can't believe it, it's like these people wrote their own version of 'Desiderata' and tried to put it to the tune of the Byrds' "Turn, Turn, Turn"! It was horrendous . . . needless to say, I grabbed Mr. brother in my hand and ran out of there as fast as I could!

When I got far enough away from that unbelievable cacaphony, I looked down at Mr. brother and he was still just shaking his head at me, so I spanked him a few good times right there in the middle of the hallway.


  Jay, c'mon, man! It's very difficult to keep this story going considering my "relevant sentence add" must be "based only on those last lines" you've been giving me! But I'm trying!  

I'm not sure how old I was. The time we saw it we were on a cross country trip. Me and Mr. brother were in the back and the air conditioner was busted. Mr. brother was the name of my pet monkey. We were inseparable since the day my father brought him home. My mother probably correct when she said that a monkey was a bad idea for a pet.

But Mr. brother simply sat on my lap . . . shaking his head at me. That always angered me so I spanked him . . . and it was good. So I spanked him again and found some hair on the palm of my hand . . . and that was even better. And so began my lifelong interest in beastiality and S&M..........HI, My name is Jay . . . and I'm a satyr.

HI JAY!!!

I would not use those exact words.

You are ever so correct. It is a reflection. I'm truly sorry for you and sympathize with whatever your affliction is, but the Sexual Deviants Annonymous meeting is across the hall. This is the People Who Have a Sense of Humor and Don't Take Things So Personally Forum. You're welcome to join in if you wish, we're always happy to welcome folk with Open Minds and even thicker skin.

"There is humor.
There is time for open mindedness and thick skin.
There is also ignorance.
There is also time for controlling thick headedness.

I won't be crying, nor will I be leaving. I can deal with criticism if you can?

Can you occasionally let a people think for themselves and do their own thing? If you can, I will
and maybe other's will think you a better person.

I just don't know if that's at all important to you."

Oh my God!! I can't believe it, it's like these people wrote their own version of 'Desiderata' and tried to put it to the tune of the Byrds' "Turn, Turn, Turn"! It was horrendous . . . needless to say, I grabbed Mr. brother in my hand and ran out of there as fast as I could!

When I got far enough away from that unbelievable cacaphony, I looked down at Mr. brother and he was still just shaking his head at me, so I spanked him a few good times right there in the middle of the hallway. I spanked him so hard, that this gue came out of this mouth.

I'm not sure how old I was. The time we saw it we were on a cross country trip. Me and Mr. brother were in the back and the air conditioner was busted. Mr. brother was the name of my pet monkey. We were inseparable since the day my father brought him home. My mother probably correct when she said that a monkey was a bad idea for a pet.

But Mr. brother simply sat on my lap . . . shaking his head at me. That always angered me so I spanked him . . . and it was good. So I spanked him again and found some hair on the palm of my hand . . . and that was even better. And so began my lifelong interest in beastiality and S&M..........HI, My name is Jay . . . and I'm a satyr.

HI JAY!!!

I would not use those exact words.

You are ever so correct. It is a reflection. I'm truly sorry for you and sympathize with whatever your affliction is, but the Sexual Deviants Annonymous meeting is across the hall. This is the People Who Have a Sense of Humor and Don't Take Things So Personally Forum. You're welcome to join in if you wish, we're always happy to welcome folk with Open Minds and even thicker skin.

"There is humor.
There is time for open mindedness and thick skin.
There is also ignorance.
There is also time for controlling thick headedness.

I won't be crying, nor will I be leaving. I can deal with criticism if you can?

Can you occasionally let a people think for themselves and do their own thing? If you can, I will
and maybe other's will think you a better person.

I just don't know if that's at all important to you."

Oh my God!! I can't believe it, it's like these people wrote their own version of 'Desiderata' and tried to put it to the tune of the Byrds' "Turn, Turn, Turn"! It was horrendous . . . needless to say, I grabbed Mr. brother in my hand and ran out of there as fast as I could!

When I got far enough away from that unbelievable cacaphony, I looked down at Mr. brother and he was still just shaking his head at me, so I spanked him a few good times right there in the middle of the hallway. I spanked him so hard, that this gue came out of this mouth.

Well, there I was . . . barely standing on rubbery legs, breathing hard, all sweaty with Mr. brother's gue smeared all over my hand when I heard someone yell

"PERVERT!!!!!"

Let me tell you, it was like yelling FIRE!! at a pyromaniacs convention when that Sexual Deviants Annonymous meeting heard that!!!

So I wrapped us up in my trenchcoat and ducked into

So I wrapped us up in my trenchcoat and ducked into the Sex Rehabilitation clinic at Betty Ford Institute.