WHAT WOULD YOU THINK IF I SANG OUT OF TUNE
WOULD YOU STAND UP AND WALK OUT ON ME?
LEND ME YOUR EARS AND I'LL SING YOU A SONG
AND I'LL TRY NOT TO SING OUT OF KEY
OH I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS
MM I GET HIGH WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS
MM GOING TO TRY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS

WHAT DO I DO WHEN MY LOVE IS AWAY?
(DOES IT WORRY YOU TO BE ALONE?)
HOW DO I FEEL BY THE END OF THE DAY?
(ARE YOU SAD BECAUSE YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN?)
NO I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS
MM I GET HIGH WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS
MM GOING TO TRY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS

(DO YOU NEED ANYBODY?)
I NEED SOMEBODY TO LOVE
(COULD IT BE ANYBODY?)
I WANT SOMEBODY TO LOVE

(WOULD YOU BELIEVE IN A LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?)
YES I'M CERTAIN THAT IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME
(WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN YOU TURN OUT THE LIGHT?)
I CAN'T TELL YOU, BUT I KNOW IT'S MINE
OH I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS
MM I GET HIGH WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS
OH I'M GOING TO TRY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS

(DO YOU NEED ANYBODY?)
I JUST NEED SOMEBODY TO LOVE
(COULD IT BE ANYBODY?)
I WANT SOMEBODY TO LOVE

OH I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS
MM GOING TO TRY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS
OH I GET HIGH WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS
YES I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS
WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS

(With A Little Help From My Friends - the Beatles)

WHEN YOU FEEL DOWN AND OUT
SING A SONG, IT'LL MAKE YOUR DAY
HERE'S A TIME TO SHOUT
SING A SONG, IT'LL MAKE A WAY
SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO CARE
SING A SONG, IT'LL MAKE YOUR DAY
A SMILE SO HARD TO BEAR
SING A SONG, IT'LL MAKE A WAY

SINGASONG
SINGASONG
SINGASONG
SINGASONG

BRING YOUR HEART TO BELIEVING
SING A SONG, IT'LL MAKE YOUR DAY
LIFE AIN'T ABOUT NO RETRIEVING
SING A SONG, IT'LL MAKE A WAY
GIVE YOURSELF WHAT YOU NEED
SING A SONG, IT'LL MAKE YOUR DAY
SMILE, SMILE SMILE AND BELIEVE
SING A SONG, IT'LL MAKE A WAY

SINGASONG
SINGASONG
SINGASONG
SINGASONG


(Sing A Song - Earth, Wind & Fire)

SING ME A SONG THAT THE WORLD CAN SING ALONG
AND I`LL SHOW YOU A SONG THAT STANDS FOR LIVING
SING ME A SONG THAT THE WORLD CAN SING ALONG
AND I`LL SHOW YOU A SONG FROM THE HEART

WHITE, BLINDING LIGHT, THAT`S SO BRIGHT
IT ENFOLDS YOU
SCREAM THAT`S YOUR DREAM, IT`S SO REAL
IT REMOULDS YOU

(Sing Me A Song - Marc Bolan and T-Rex)

BLINDED BY THE LIGHT, REVVED UP LIKE A DEUCE, ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT
BLINDED BY THE LIGHT, REVVED UP LIKE A DEUCE, ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT
BLINDED BY THE LIGHT, REVVED UP LIKE A DEUCE, ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT

MADMAN DRUMMERS BUMMERS, INDIANS IN THE SUMMER WITH A TEENAGE DIPLOMAT
IN THE DUMPS WITH THE MUMPS AS THE ADOLESCENT PUMPS HIS WAY INTO HIS HAT
WITH A BOULDER ON MY SHOULDER, FEELIN' KINDA OLDER, I TRIPPED THE MERRY-GO-ROUND
WITH THIS VERY UNPLEASIN', SNEEZIN' AND WHEEZIN, THE CALLIOPE CRASHED TO THE GROUND
THE CALLIOPE CRASHED TO THE GROUND

BUT SHE WAS...
BLINDED BY THE LIGHT, REVVED UP LIKE A DEUCE, ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT
BLINDED BY THE LIGHT, REVVED UP LIKE A DEUCE, ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT
BLINDED BY THE LIGHT, REVVED UP LIKE A DEUCE, ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT
BLINDED BY THE LIGHT, REVVED UP LIKE A DEUCE, ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT

SOME SILICONE SISTER WITH A MANAGER MISTER TOLD ME I GO WHAT IT TAKES
SHE SAID "I'LL TURN YOU ON SONNY TO SOMETHING STRONG, PLAY THE SONG WITH THE FUNKY BREAK"
AND GO-CART MOZART WAS CHECKIN' OUT THE WEATHER CHART TO SEE IF IT WAS SAFE OUTSIDE
AND LITTLE EARLY-PEARLY CAME BY IN HIS CURLY-WURLY AND ASKED ME IF I NEEDED A RIDE
ASKED ME IF I NEEDED A RIDE

BUT SHE WAS...
BLINDED BY THE LIGHT, REVVED UP LIKE A DEUCE, ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT
BLINDED BY THE LIGHT

SHE GOT DOWN BUT SHE NEVER GOT TIRED
SHE'S GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT
SHE'S GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT

------ GUITAR SOLO ------

BUT MAMA, THAT'S WHERE THE FUN IS
BUT MAMA, THAT'S WHERE THE FUN IS
MAMA ALWAYS TOLD ME NOT TO LOOK INTO THE EYE'S OF THE SUN
BUT MAMA, THAT'S WHERE THE FUN IS

SOME BRIMSTONE BARITONE ANTICYCLONE ROLLING STONE PREACHER FROM THE EAST
SAYS, "DETHRONE THE DICTAPHONE, HIT IT IN IT'S FUNNY BONE, THAT'S WHERE THEY EXPECT IT LEAST"
AND SOME NEW-MOWN CHAPERONE WAS STANDIN' IN THE CORNER, WATCHING THE YOUNG GIRLS DANCE
AND SOME FRESH-SOWN MOONSTONE WAS MESSIN' WITH HIS FROZEN ZONE, REMINDING HIM OF ROMANCE
THE CALLIOPE CRASHED TO THE GROUND

BUT SHE WAS...
BLINDED BY THE LIGHT, REVVED UP LIKE A DEUCE, ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT
BLINDED BY THE LIGHT, REVVED UP LIKE A DEUCE, ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
{THE FOLLOWING TWO SECTIONS ARE SUNG SIMULTANEOUSLY}

1) ~ BLINDED BY THE LIGHT, REVVED UP LIKE A DEUCE, ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT
~ BLINDED BY THE LIGHT, REVVED UP LIKE A DEUCE, ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT
~ BLINDED BY THE LIGHT, REVVED UP LIKE A DEUCE, ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT
~ BLINDED BY THE LIGHT, REVVED UP LIKE A DEUCE, ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT
~ BLINDED BY THE LIGHT, REVVED UP LIKE A DEUCE, ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT
~ BLINDED BY THE LIGHT, REVVED UP LIKE A DEUCE, ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT
~ BLINDED BY THE LIGHT, REVVED UP LIKE A DEUCE, ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT
~ BLINDED BY THE LIGHT

2) ~ MADMAN DRUMMERS BUMMERS, INDIANS IN THE SUMMER WITH A TEENAGE DIPLOMAT
~ IN THE DUMPS WITH THE MUMPS AS THE ADOLESCENT PUMPS HIS WAY INTO HIS HAT
~ WITH A BOULDER ON MY SHOULDER, FEELIN' KINDA OLDER, I TRIPPED THE MERRY-GO-ROUND
~ WITH THIS VERY UNPLEASIN', SNEEZIN' AND WHEEZIN, THE CALLIOPE CRASHED TO THE GROUND
~ NOW SCOTT WITH A SLINGSHOT FINIALLY FOUND A TENDER SPOT AND THROWS HIS LOVER IN THE SAND
~ AND SOME BLOODSHOT FORGET-ME-NOT SAID DADDY'S WITHIN EARSHOT SAVE THE BUCKSHOT, TURN UP THE BAND
~ SOME SILICONE SISTER WITH A MANAGER MISTER TOLD ME I GO WHAT IT TAKES
~ SHE SAID "I'LL TURN YOU ON SONNY TO SOMETHING STRONG"


(Blinded By The Light - Manfred Mann's Earth Band)

COME IN HERE, DEAR BOY, HAVE A CIGAR.
YOU'RE GONNA GO FAR, FLY HIGH,
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA DIE, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT IF YOU TRY;THEY'RE GONNA LOVE YOU.
WELL I'VE ALWAYS HAD A DEEP RESPECT, AND I MEAN THAT MOST SINCERELY.
THE BAND IS JUST FANTASTIC, THAT IS REALLY WHAT I THINK.
OH BY THE WAY, WHICH ONE'S PINK?
AND DID WE TELL YOU THE NAME OF THE GAME, BOY
WE CALL IT RIDING THE GRAVY TRAIN.
WE'RE JUST KNOCKED OUT.
WE HEARD ABOUT THE SELL OUT.
YOU GOTTA GET AN ALBUM OUT,
YOU OWE IT TO THE PEOPLE. WE'RE SO HAPPY WE CAN HARDLY COUNT.
EVERYBODY ELSE IS JUST GREEN, HAVE YOU SEEN THE CHART?
IT'S A HELLUVA START, IT COULD BE MADE INTO A MONSTER
IF WE ALL PULL TOGETHER AS A TEAM.
AND DID WE TELL YOU THE NAME OF THE GAME, BOY
WE CALL IT RIDING THE GRAVY TRAIN.

(Have A Cigar - Pink Floyd)

WHEN I DONE QUIT HOLLERIN' BABY, I BELIEVE I'LL SHAKE 'EM ON DOWN
GET MY BABE, WON'T BE LATE, YOU KNOW BY THAT I MEAN SECONDS LATE
AH, MUST I HOLLER, MUST I SHAKE 'EM ON DOWN,
WELL I'VE BEEN MISTREATED, BABE, I BELIEVE I'LL SHAKE 'EM ON DOWN.
WELL I AIN'T NO MONKEY. I CAN'T CLIMB NO TREE,
NO BROWN SKIN WOMAN GONNA MAKE NO MONKEY OUT OF ME,
I AIN'T NO MONKEY, SURE CAN'T CLIMB NO TREE,
I BEEN MISTREATED BABE I BELIEVE I'LL SHAKE 'EM ON DOWN,
WELL I'VE BEEN MISTREATED BABE I BELIEVE I'LL SHAKE 'EM ON DOWN.

LISTEN MAMA, PUT ON YOUR MORNIN' GOWN'
PUT IN YOUR NIGHTSHIRT MAMA WE GONNA SHAKE 'EM DOWN
MUST I HOLLER? MUST I SHAKE 'EM ON DOWN?

GAVE MY BABY A TWENTY DOLLAR BILL,
IF THAT DON'T GET HER, SURE MY SHOT, SHOT, SHOT-GUN WILL,
YEAH, I GAVE MY BABY A TWENTY DOLLAR BILL,
WELL, IF THAT DON'T GET THAT WOMAN, I'M SURE MY SHOT-GUN WILL.
I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU NOW.


(Hats Off To - Roy - Harper - Led Zeppelin)

GOLD COAST SLAVE SHIP BOUND FOR COTTON FIELDS,
SOLD IN A MARKET DOWN IN NEW ORLEANS.
SCARRED OLD SLAVER KNOW HES DOIN ALRIGHT.
HEAR HIM WHIP THE WOMEN JUST AROUND MIDNIGHT.
AH BROWN SUGAR HOW COME YOU TASTE SO GOOD
(A-HA) BROWN SUGAR, JUST LIKE A YOUNG GIRL SHOULD
A-HUH.

DRUMS BEATING, COLD ENGLISH BLOOD RUNS HOT,
LADY OF THE HOUSE WONDRIN WHERE ITS GONNA STOP.
HOUSE BOY KNOWS THAT HES DOIN ALRIGHT.
YOU SHOULD A HEARD HIM JUST AROUND MIDNIGHT.
AH BROWN SUGAR HOW COME YOU TASTE SO GOOD
(A-HA) BROWN SUGAR, JUST LIKE A BLACK GIRL SHOULD
A-HUH.

I BET YOUR MAMA WAS A TENT SHOW QUEEN, AND ALL HER BOY
FRIENDS WERE SWEET SIXTEEN.
IM NO SCHOOLBOY BUT I KNOW WHAT I LIKE,
YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD ME JUST AROUND MIDNIGHT.

AH BROWN SUGAR HOW COME YOU TASTE SO GOOD
(A-HA) BROWN SUGAR, JUST LIKE A YOUNG GIRL SHOULD.

I SAID YEAH, I SAID YEAH, I SAID YEAH, I SAID
OH JUST LIKE A, JUST LIKE A BLACK GIRL SHOULD.

I SAID YEAH, I SAID YEAH, I SAID YEAH, I SAID
OH JUST LIKE, JUST LIKE A BLACK GIRL SHOULD.

(Brown Sugar - by the ever-so-politially-correct Rolling Stones)

I'M GONNA WAIT 'TILL THE MIDNIGHT HOUR
THAT'S WHEN MY LOVE COMES TUMBLING DOWN
I'M GONNA WAIT 'TILL THE MIDNIGHT HOUR
WHEN THERE’ NO ONE ELSE AROUND
I'M GONNA TAKE YOU GIRL AND HOLD YOU
DO ALL THINGS I TOLD YOU IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUR

I’M GONNA WAIT TILL THE STARS COME OUT
SEE THEM TWINKLE IN YOUR EYES
I'M GONNA WAIT 'TILL THE MIDNIGHT HOUR
THAT'S WHEN MY LOVE BEGINS TO SHINE

YOU'RE THE ONLY GIRL I KNOW
REALLY LOVE YOU SO IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUR


(In The Midnight Hour - Wilson Pickett)

77 MILLION DOLLARS MADE FROM WATCHIN ME CUM UNDER THE SUN ON MY VACATION, AFTER HOURS ON SPECTRAVISION SHOOTIN MY JIZZY JIZUM THE WOODY HAS RIZZY RISEN, I AIN'T GETTIN PAID TO ENTERTAIN YOUR BRIDAL SHOWERS, ROCKIN MY PORNO TAPE FOR HOURS AND HOURS, @#$%^&* ARE FEARIN ME IT'S BIGGER THAN RON JEREMY. CAUSE IT'S THEM ASS CHEEKS THAT MAKE MY ASS WEAK AND I'VE BEEN RUNNIN WITH THE BLUEBALLS SINCE LAST WEEK, AND IF YOU ASK ME I'LL BE GLAD TO SPEAK UNTIL WE GET BUTT NAKED AND BREAK IT DOWN WITH NASTY.

GET, GET NAKED
Cmon baby make it hot
GET, GET NAKED
Ride the cock til ya hit the spot
GET, GET NAKED
Cmon baby make it hot
Get NAKED

DOIN IT DOGGY STYLE......
Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay Bow wow yippie yo yippie yay

THE LITLE GEISHA HO FROM TOKYO WHO SAID SHE COULD BLOW, TEN DOLLAS LOVE ME LONGTIME IN A LIMO, FOR REALLY DOH, I'M JUST TRYIN TO FLY WITH THE FLOWS FREAK UP SOME HO'S BLOW UP THE SHOWS, MAKE A LITTLE DOUGH-HO AS IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW, BACK TO THE STRIPCLUB FREAKIN UP SOME HO-HOS SWINGIN MY DINGALING IT AINT NO THANG. IT'S THOSE INTERGALACTIC HOS WHO CAME DOWN IN THOSE SPACE PROBES, FINE GREEN HIENAS REPRESENTIN WITH NO CLOTHES

MIX MASTER MIKE
MIX MASTER MIKE

MAKIN THE PUSSY TIGHT NO JIMMY, NO GIMMIE, NO LUST IN THE METHODS OF MAYHEM WE TRUST, SO RIP OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND EXPOSE YOUR BUSTS

CAUSE IT'S THEM ASS CHEEKS THAT MAKE MY ASS WEAK AND I'VE BEEN RUNNIN WITH THE BLUEBALLS SINCE LAST WEEK, AND IF YOU ASK ME I'LL BE GLAD TO SPEAK UNTIL WE GET BUTT NAKED AND BREAK IT DOWN WITH NASTY.

GET, GET NAKED
Cmon baby make it hot
GET, GET NAKED
Ride the cock til ya hit the spot
GET, GET NAKED
Cmon baby make it hot
Get NAKED


(Get Naked-Methods of Mayhem(

"...BE SURE YOU KNOW THE REAL DEAL ABOUT PAST SITUATIONS,
AND AIN'T JUST REPEATIN' WHAT YOU HEARD ON THE LOCAL T.V. STATIONS.
SOMETIMES THEY TELL LIES AND PUT 'EM IN A TRUTHFUL DISGUISE.
BUT THE TRUTH IS, THAT'S WHY WE SAID IT WOULDN'T BE TELEVISED.
THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO OUR YOUNG FOLK, BUT THEY KNOW THAT YOU DO.
AND IF THEY REALLY KNEW THE TRUTH, WHY WOULD THEY TELL YOU???!!!
THE FIRST SIGN IS "PEACE." TELL ALL THEM GUN-TOTIN' YOUNG BROTHERS
THAT THE 'MAN' IS GLAD TO SEE US OUT THERE KILLIN' ONE ANOTHER!!!
WE RAISED TOO MUCH HELL, WHEN THEY WAS SHOOTIN' US DOWN,
SO THEY...STARTED POISONING OUR MIND AND TRIED TO JERK US ALL AROUND.
AND THEN THEY TELL US THEY GOTTA COME IN AND CONTROL OUR SITUATION.
THEY WANT HALF OF US ON DOPE AND THE OTHER HALF IN INCARCERATION.
IF THE ONES THEY WANT DEAD AIN'T KILLED BY WHAT THEY INSTIGATED,
THEY CAN...PUT SOME DOPE ON THE BROTHER'S BODY AND CLAIM IT WAS...
"DRUG-RELATED."
TELL 'EM "DRUG-RELATED" MEANS THERE DON'T NEED TO BE NO INVESTIGATION,
OR AT LEAST THAT'S THE WAY THEY GONE PLAY IT...ON THE LOCAL T.V. STATION.
ALL YOU 9MM BROTHERS, GIVE 'EM SOMETHIN' TO THINK ABOUT...
TELL 'EM YOU HEARD THAT THIS IS THE "NEW WORD,"
THEY GOTTA WORK THAT STUFF OUT!!!
BUT SOMEHOW THEY FEELIN' THE WRONG WAY WITH A GUN IN THEY HANDS.
THEY FEELIN' REAL INDEPENDENT BUT THEY JUST PULLIN' CONTRACTS FOR 'THE MAN.'
THEY WILL TELL YOU IT'S HOPELESS OUT THERE ON THE AVENUE,
BUT IF THEY REALLY KNEW THE TRUTH, WHY WOULD THEY TELL YOU???
AND IF THEY LOOK AT YOU LIKE YOU INSANE,
AND THEY...START CALLING YOU "SCARECROW" AND SAY YOU AIN'T GOT NO BRAIN
OR START...TELLIN' FOLKS THAT YOU'VE SUDDENLY GONE LAME,
OR THAT...WHITE FOLKS HAVE FINALLY CO-OPTED YOUR GAME,
OR WORST YET, IMPLYIN' THAT YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW,
THAT'S THE SAME THANG THEY SAID 'BOUT US...A LONG TIME AGO.
YOUNG RAPPERS, ONE MORE SUGGESTION, BEFORE I GET OUTTA YOUR WAY.
I APPRECIATE THE RESPECT YOU GIVE TO ME AND WHAT YOU'VE GOT TO SAY.
I'M SAYIN' "PROTECT YOUR COMMUNITY AND SPREAD THAT RESPECT AROUND."
TELL BROTHERS AND SISTERS THEY GOTTA CALM THAT BULLSHIT DOWN,
CUZ WE TERRORIZIN' OUR OLD FOLKS, AND WE'VE BROUGHT FEAR INTO OUR HOMES,
AND THEY AIN'T GOTTA HANG OUT WITH THE SENIOR CITIZENS,
JUST TELL 'EM, "DAMMIT, LEAVE THE OLD FOLKS ALONE!!!"
AND WE KNOW WHO RIPPIN' OFF THE NEIGHBORHOODS.
TELL 'EM THAT B.S. HAS GOTSTA STOP.
TELL 'EM YOU SORRY THAT THEY CAN'T HANDLE IT OUT THERE, BUT THEY GOTTA
TAKE THE CRIME OFF THE BLOCK!!!
AND IF THEY LOOK AT YOU LIKE THEY THINK YOU INSANE,
OR START CALLING YOU "SCARECROW," THINKIN' YOU AIN'T GOT NO BRAIN,
OR...START TELLIN' FOLKS THAT YOU'VE SUDDENLY GONE LAME,
OR THAT...WHITE FOLKS HAVE SUDDENLY CO-OPTED YOUR GAME,
OR WORST YET, SAYIN' THAT YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW,
THAT'S THE SAME THANG THEY SAID 'BOUT ME A LONG TIME AGO.
AND IF THEY TELL FOLKS THAT YOU'VE FINALLY LOST YOUR NERVE
THAT'S THE SAME THANG THEY SAID 'BOUT US, WHEN WE SAID, "JOHANNESBURG!!!"

BUT I THINK YOU YOUNG FOLKS NEED TO KNOW THAT...THINGS DON'T GO BOTH WAYS.
YOU CAN'T TALK RESPECT ON EVERY OTHER SONG OR JUST EVERY OTHER DAY.
WHAT I'M SPEAKIN' ON KNOW IS THE RAPS ABOUT THE WOMEN FOLKS:
ON ONE SONG, SHE'S YOUR AFRICAN QUEEN AND ON THE NEXT ONE, SHE A JOKE.
AND YOU AIN'T SAID NO WORDS THAT I HAVEN'T HEARD, BUT THAT AIN'T NO
COMPLEMENT.
IT ONLY INSULTS 8 PEOPLE OUT OF 10 AND QUESTIONS YOUR INTELLIGENCE.
FOUR LETTER WORDS OR FOURS SYLLABLE WORDS WON'T MAKE YOU A POET,
IT WILL ONLY MAGNIFY HOW SHALLOW YOU ARE AND LET EV'RYBODY KNOW IT.
AND IF THEY LOOK AT YOU LIKE THEY THINK YOU'RE INSANE,
OR THEY CALL YOU "SCARECROW," THINKIN' YOU AIN'T GOT NO BRAIN,
OR...START TELLIN' FOLKS THAT YOU'VE SUDDENLY GONE LAME,
OR THAT THE WHITE FOLKS HAVE FINALLY CO-OPTED YOUR GAME,
OR YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW. THEY SAID THAT 'BOUT ME A LONG TIME AGO.
IF THEY FINALLY START TELLIN PEOPLE THAT YOU'VE LOST YOUR NERVE
THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID 'BOUT JOHANNESBURG!!!
YOU AIN'T INSANE...YOU HAVE GOT A BRAIN...YOU HAVEN'T GONE LAME...YOU
HAVE GOT YOUR GAME!!!
REMEMBER: KEEP THE NERVE, KEEP THE NERVE, KEEP THE NERVE, KEEP THE
NERVE...WE'RE TALKIN' 'BOUT P.E.A.C.E.!!!"

(Message To The Messengers - Gil Scott Heron)

CONFIDENCE IS A PREFERENCE FOR THE HABITUAL VOYEUR OF WHAT IS KNOWN AS (PARKLIFE)
AND MORNING SOUP CAN BE AVOIDED IF YOU TAKE A ROUTE STRAIGHT THROUGH WHAT IS KNOWN AS (PARKLIFE)
JOHN'S GOT BREWERS DROOP HE GETS INTIMIDATED BY THE DIRTY PIGEONS THEY LOVE A BIT OF IT (PARKLIFE)
WHO'S THAT GUT LORD MARCHING... YOU SHOULD CUT DOWN ON YOUR PORKLIFE MATE... GET SOME EXERCISE

(CHORUS)
ALL THE PEOPLE
SO MANY PEOPLE
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR PARKLIFE

KNOW WHAT I MEAN
I GET UP WHEN I WANT EXCEPT ON WEDNESDAYS WHEN I GET RUDELY AWAKENED BY THE DUSTMEN (PARKLIFE)
I PUT MY TROUSERS ON, HAVE A CUP OF TEA AND I THINK ABOUT LEAVING THE HOUSE (PARKLIFE)
I FEED THE PIGEONS I SOMETIMES FEED THE SPARROWS TOO
IT GIVES ME A SENSE OF ENORMOUS WELL BEING (PARKLIFE)
AND THEN I'M HAPPY FOR THE REST OF THE DAY SAFE IN THE KNOWLEDGE
THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A BIT OF MY HEART DEVOTED TO IT (PARKLIFE)

(CHORUS)

PARKLIFE (PARKLIFE)
PARKLIFE (PARKLIFE)

IT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH VORSPRUNG DURCH TECHNIC YOU KNOW
AND IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU JOGGERS WHO GO ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND
PARKLIFE (PARKLIFE)

(CHORUS X 2)


(Parklife - Blur)

ARE YOU GONNA TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT?
AH, DOWN BESIDE THAT RED FIRELIGHT;
ARE YOU GONNA LET IT ALL HANG OUT?
FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS,
YOU MAKE THE ROCKIN' WORLD GO ROUND.

HEY
I WAS JUST A SKINNY LAD
NEVER KNEW NO GOOD FROM BAD,
BUT I KNEW LIFE BEFORE I LEFT MY NURSERY,
LEFT ALONE WITH BIG FAT FANNY,
SHE WAS SUCH A NAUGHTY NANNY!
HEAP BIG WOMAN YOU MADE A BAD BOY OUT OF ME!
HEY, HEY!

I'VE BEEN SINGING WITH MY BAND
ACROSS THE WIRE, ACROSS THE LAND,
I SEEN EV'RY BLUE EYED FLOOZY ON THE WAY, HEY
BUT THEIR BEAUTY AND THEIR STYLE
WEAR KIND OF SMOOTH AFTER A WHILE.
TAKE ME TO THEM LARDY LADIES EVERY TIME!

(C'MON)
OH WON'T YOU TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT?
OH DOWN BESIDE YOUR RED FIRELIGHT,
OH AND YOU GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT
FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS YOU MAKE THE ROCKIN' WORLD GO ROUND
FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS YOU MAKE THE ROCKIN' WORLD GO ROUND

HEY LISTEN HERE,
NOW I GOT MORTGAGES ON HOMES
I GOT STIFFNESS IN MY BONES
AIN'T NO BEAUTY QUEENS IN THIS LOCALITY. (I TELL YA!)
OH, BUT I STILL GET MY PLEASURE
STILL GOT MY GREATEST TREASURE.
HEAP BIG WOMAN YOU DONE MADE A BIG MAN OUT-OF ME!
NOW GET THIS!

OH, YOU GONNA TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT (PLEASE)
AH, DOWN BESIDE THAT RED FIRELIGHT
OH, YOU GONNA LET IT ALL HANG OUT
FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS YOU MAKE THE ROCKIN' WORLD GO ROUND
FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS YOU MAKE THE ROCKIN' WORLD GO ROUND
GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!

OOOH YEAH OH YEAH THEM FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS
FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS
YEAH YEAH YEAH
ALL RIGHT
RIDE 'EM COWBOY
FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS
YES YES

(Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen)

SOME FOLKS ARE BUILT LIKE THIS
SOME FOLKS ARE BUILT LIKE THAT
BUT THE WAY I'M BUILT
NOW, DON'T YOU CALL ME FAT

'CAUSE I'M-A BUILT FOR COMFORT
I AIN'T A-BUILT FOR SPEED
BUT I GOT EV'RYTHING
A-THAT A GOOD GIRL NEED

SOME FOLKS THEY RIP AND RUN
SOME FOLKS DON'T BELIEVE IN SIGN
BUT YOU GET ME, BABE
YOU GOT TO TAKE YOUR TIME

'CAUSE I'M-A BUILT FOR COMFORT
I AIN'T A-BUILT FOR SPEED
AND I GOT EV'RYTHING
A-THAT A GOOD GIRL NEED

NOW, DON'T YOU CALL ME FAT
BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M FINE
YOU GET ME, BABY
YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE YOUR TIME

'CAUSE I'M-A BUILT FOR COMFORT
I AIN'T A-BUILT FOR SPEED
AND I GOT EV'RYTHING
A-THAT A GOOD GIRL NEEDS

WELL, I AIN'T GOT THE DIAMONDS
AND I AIN'T GOT GOLD
BUT I DO HAVE A LOVE
TO SATISFY YOUR SOUL

'CAUSE I'M BUILT FOR COMFORT
I AIN'T A-BUILT FOR SPEED
AND I GOT EV'RYTHING
A-THAT ANY LITTLE GOOD GIRL NEEDS.


(Built For Comfort - Willie Dixon)

OH, PLEASE DONT YOU ROCK MY BOAT (DONT ROCK MY BOAT)
CAUSE I DONT WANT MY BOAT TO BE ROCKIN (DONT ROCK MY BOAT)
OH, PLEASE DONT YOU ROCK MY BOAT (DONT ROCK MY BOAT)
CAUSE I DONT WANT MY BOAT TO BE ROCKIN (DONT ROCK MY BOAT)

IM TELLING YOU THAT, OH, OH-OOH, WO-O-WO!
I LIKE IT - LIKE IT THIS (I LIKE IT LIKE THIS, I LIKE IT LIKE THIS) -
SO KEEP IT STEADY, LIKE THIS. (I LIKE IT LIKE THIS)
AND YOU SHOULD KNOW - YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW:
I LIKE IT (I LIKE IT LIKE THIS), I LIKE IT LIKE THIS
(I LIKE IT LIKE THIS, I LIKE IT LIKE THIS),
I LIKE IT LIKE THIS, OOH YEAH! (I LIKE IT LIKE THIS)

(SATISFY MY SOUL) YOU SATISFY MY SOUL (SATISFY MY SOUL);
YOU SATISFY MY SOUL (SATISFY MY SOUL).
EVERY LITTLE ACTION (SATISFY MY SOUL),
THERES A REACTION (SATISFY MY SOUL).
OH, CANT YOU SEE WHAT YOUVE DONE FOR ME, OH, YEAH!
I AM HAPPY INSIDE ALL - ALL OF THE TIME. WO-OO-O-OO!

WHEN WE (BEND) BEND A NEW CORNER,
I FEEL LIKE A (SWEEP) SWEEPSTAKE WINNER.
WHEN I MEET YOU AROUND THE CORNER (ROUND THE CORNER),
YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A SWEEPSTAKE WINNER (A SWEEP - A SWEEPSTAKE WINNER).
WHOA, CHILD! CANT YOU SEE? YOU MUST BELIEVE ME!
OH DARLING, DARLING, IM CALLING, CALLING:
CANT YOU SEE? WHY WONT YOU BELIEVE ME?
OH, DARLING, DARLING, IM CALLING, CALLING
(CALLING, CALLING, CALLING, CALLING)

WHEN I MEET YOU AROUND THE CORNER,
OH, I SAID, BABY, NEVER LET ME BE A LONER,
AND THEN YOU HOLD ME TIGHT, YOU MAKE ME FEEL ALL RIGHT.
YES, WHEN YOU HOLD ME TIGHT, YOU MADE ME FEEL ALL RIGHT.

WHOA, HONEY, CANT YOU SEE? DONT YOU BELIEVE ME?
OH, DARLING, DARLING, IM CALLIN, CALLIN:
CANT YOU SEE? WHY WONT YOU BELIEVE ME?
OH, DARLING, DARLING, IM CALLIN, CALLIN
(CALLING, CALLING, CALLING, CALLING).

SATISFY MY SOUL - SATISFY MY SOUL - SATISFY MY SOUL - SATISFY MY SOUL:
THATS ALL I WANT YOU TO DO, THATS ALL ILL TAKE FROM YOU:
SATISFY MY SOUL, SATISFY MY SOUL.

(Satisfy My Soul - Bob Marley)

I DON'T HAVE A LOT BUT WITH ME THAT'S FINE
WHATEVER I GOT, WELL, I KNOW IT'S MINE
I DON'T GO AROUND WITH THE LOCAL CROWD
I DON'T NO WHATS IN SO I GUESS I'M OUT

I'M SAYIN' THESE THINGS SO YOU KNOW ME, BABY
SO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M ALL ABOUT

THE BOAT THAT I ROW WON'T CROSS NO OCEAN
THE BOAT THAT I ROW WON'T GET ME THERE SOON
BUT I GOT THE LOVE AND IF YOU GOT THE NOTION
THE BOAT THAT I ROW IS BIG ENOUGH FOR TWO
THAT'S ME AND YOU

THERE AIN'T A MAN IN LIFE TELL ME WHAT TO SAY
I CHOOSE MY OWN SIDE AND I LIKE IT THAT WAY
I DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE THINKGS THAT I'M NOT
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING THAT I WANT I AIN'T GOT

YOU KNOW THAT I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU BABY
SO YOU BETTER KNOW AND COME ALONG


(The Boat That I Row - Neil Diamond)