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Favorite "Signatures"
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Post 1 made on Friday March 29, 2002 at 00:03
GregoriusM
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We see them all over the internet in forums of all kinds.

The "signature" that the user always has at the end of each of his/her posts.

I'd love to see a collection of the signatures that you've enjoyed most. (Please have these as legitimate signatures that you've seen on forums, not just ones you've made up yourself. This is a different idea than the "Jokes, Witticisms, Anecdotes, etc. thread. THESE MUST BE LEGITIMATE SIGNATURES!)

Please post the forum where you saw the signature, maybe even a link.

Thanks!

I'll start with this one found on Home Theater Guide - htguide.com:

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"There are three kinds of people in this world; those that can count, and those that can't."
When ignorance is bliss, ‘tis folly to be wise.
Post 2 made on Friday March 29, 2002 at 22:10
bent
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My own is my favorite so far...
(how am I ever going to get my big fat head out of this room again?)

it is as follows;

beauty is only skin deep,
but ugly goes right to the bone!
Post 3 made on Friday March 29, 2002 at 23:54
Larry Fine
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I honestly don't remember the source, but it may have been one of my sister's friends.

"It's better to be alone than to wish you were."
Post 4 made on Saturday March 30, 2002 at 00:02
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"You laugh at me because I'm different,
  I laugh at you because you are all the same."
[Link: reddit.com]
Post 5 made on Tuesday April 2, 2002 at 12:38
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This one's my own as well:

"Dip me n honey and throw me to the lesbians."

/grin
Post 6 made on Tuesday April 2, 2002 at 16:26
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Work Like You Don't Need The Money, Dance Like No One Is Watching, And Love Like You've Never Been Hurt
Time Flies Like An Arrow. Fruit Flies Like A Banana
Post 7 made on Wednesday April 3, 2002 at 15:21
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From a racing forum in Sweden...

"Some people are alive only because it´s illegal too shoot them"

Seem´s like a nice guy ;-)
Post 8 made on Wednesday April 3, 2002 at 15:27
Arjen
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On that note:

"If I want to shoot a mime, do I have to use a silencer?"
Post 9 made on Wednesday April 3, 2002 at 15:30
Cyber Vixen
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"If the good die young - then I'll live forever."
Post 10 made on Wednesday April 3, 2002 at 15:34
Andrea Whitlock
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In college, this was my signature:

In the force, if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in the proper order then, why can't he?

This is my current signature:

"The two most common elements in the Universe are Hydrogen...and Stupidity." -Harlan Ellison
Post 11 made on Wednesday April 3, 2002 at 20:19
MrKlaatu
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"Shut up Brain, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip"

Andrea! Long time no "see". . . . . . and my inevitable question!
[Link: reddit.com]
Post 12 made on Wednesday April 3, 2002 at 20:30
John Pechulis
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"If wishes were horses, beggars would ride"
Post 13 made on Wednesday April 3, 2002 at 20:32
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"How do you keep a moron in suspense?"
Post 14 made on Wednesday April 3, 2002 at 22:23
MrKlaatu
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"If wishes was granted..........If ONLY!!!!!"

My Son sends me these, tacked on the end of some of his eMails, I've been going back and digging some of them out.

This one was at the end of one of his Christmas Wish Lists . . . as you can well imagine.


[Link: reddit.com]
Post 15 made on Thursday April 4, 2002 at 12:00
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"Falling On Your Face Is Still Moving Forward"
Time Flies Like An Arrow. Fruit Flies Like A Banana
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