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| Topic: | SEINFELD This thread has 1600 replies. Displaying posts 526 through 540. |
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| Post 526 made on Tuesday February 4, 2003 at 10:31 |
Anthony Ultimate Member |
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Harris, this should be white text
if you don't know how to do it put <font color=white> before your text and </font>
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| Post 527 made on Tuesday February 4, 2003 at 16:34 |
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give me a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack!
You oughta know by now.
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| Post 528 made on Wednesday February 5, 2003 at 10:59 |
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< On 02/04/03 09:48, drhb said...
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Ummmm, you wanna go back and insert the magic words to make the above "disappear?"
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| Post 529 made on Wednesday February 5, 2003 at 16:23 |
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Magic Beans
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Time Flies Like An Arrow. Fruit Flies Like A Banana |
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| Post 530 made on Wednesday February 5, 2003 at 19:14 |
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| Post 531 made on Thursday February 6, 2003 at 08:20 |
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The Jolly Green Giant
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| Post 532 made on Thursday February 6, 2003 at 10:31 |
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Hershel Bernardi
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| Post 533 made on Thursday February 6, 2003 at 10:34 |
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Saint Bernard
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| Post 534 made on Thursday February 6, 2003 at 11:28 |
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So I was watching Seinfeld on TV last night. He did this monologue before the show, and didn't really say anything. What's up with that?
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| Post 535 made on Thursday February 6, 2003 at 11:33 |
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Cosmo Kramer
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| Post 536 made on Thursday February 6, 2003 at 11:53 |
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So I was walking down the street the other day, and this lady comes walking by with her St. Bernard on a long leash. I saw this little keg under the the dog's chin, and as I walked by, I smiled and said, "Brandy?"
She said, "No, my name is Candy, don't you remember?"
Now, I don't think I had ever met her before, but I played along, and said, "Oh, of course! I just misspoke when I saw your beautiful dog with the brandy cask under his chin. Tell me, does your dog bite?"
"No, of course not." she said. So I went to pet the dog, and he bit me.
"Hey, I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" I said. "Wait - I bet you're going to tell me that's not your dog, right?"
"No, it's my dog alright. You're just stupid enough to believe me. That's what you get for not calling me after you said you would."
Now I'm really confused, because I still didn't recognize her. "When was I supposed to call you?" I said.
"Right after we played tennis" she said.
"Now I remember. You're that gal that was suing me for sexual harrassment, but we decided to settle it out of court."
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| Post 537 made on Friday February 7, 2003 at 18:30 |
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Has anyone noticed that Dirty Dave's ads for his new syndicated advice column are all slightly different in the text area? Seems he has a problem making up his mind. Poor guy. Maybe he needs a little help from his ghost writer.
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| Post 538 made on Friday February 7, 2003 at 20:52 |
PoohBah888 Active Member |
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Hope your arm feels better soon, patting one's self on the back is not only untoward, but can be painful as well.
Oh, and you better clean up those HTML 'Table' problems . . . . . I've heard that Mr. Tonks frowns on that sort of thing.
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| Post 539 made on Friday February 7, 2003 at 20:54 |
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have you noticed that his ads are messing up some threads?
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| Post 540 made on Friday February 7, 2003 at 23:36 |
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very tricky Seinfeld was good show missing it verry mucho :->
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