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Common Sense RIP
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Post 1 made on Friday February 24, 2006 at 12:27
e pereira
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Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense. He has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago, lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they themselves failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense became close to death when the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realised he was gone.

If you still remember him pass this on. If not join the majority and do nothing





Always looking on the bright side of life
Post 2 made on Friday February 24, 2006 at 23:22
djy
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They let you go!
Post 3 made on Saturday February 25, 2006 at 00:21
pilgram
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e pereira...

Truer words were never spoken(written?)!

How did 'THEY' grow up to be this way??? :-(
Every day is a good day.......some are just better than others!

Proud to say that my property is protected by a high speed wireless device!
Post 4 made on Sunday February 26, 2006 at 22:12
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So True its Scary


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