An elderly woman went to see the Doctor.

When asked to describe her problem she replied:

"Doctor I fart all of the time.

I fart in church, I fart in the check-out line at the store, I've farted several times since I've been in here with you!

Thankfully they don't stink and are really quiet."

The Doctor gave her a prescription and scheduled an opointment to see her again in two weeks.

When she returned for her follow-up, she exclaimed:

"Doctor those pills you gave me made it worse!

I still fart all of the time, they're still quiet, but now they stink really bad!"

The doctor replied;

"Well I see we fixed your sinus problem.

Now lets work on that hearing!"