I WOKE UP THIS MORNING
THEN I WENT BACK TO BED
SAID I WOKE UP THIS MORNING
THEN I WENT RIGHT BACK TO BED
GOT A FUNNY KIND OF FEELIN' LIKE I GOT BROKEN GLASS IN MY UNDERWEAR
AND A HERD OF WILD PIGS IS TRYING TO CHEW OFF MY HEAD
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'

I'M JUST A NO GOOD, SCUM SUCKING, NOSE PICKING, BOOT LICKING, SNIVELING, GROVELING, WORTHLESS HUNK OF SLIME
NOTHING BUT A LOW-DOWN BEER BELLIED, BONE HEADED, PIGEON TOED, TURKEY NECKED, WEASLE FACED, WORTHLESS HUNK OF SLIME

I GOT THE BLUES SO BAD
KINDA WISH I WAS DEAD
MAYBE I'LL BLOW MY BRAINS OUT MAMA
OR MAYBE I'LL GO BOWLING
OR I JUST MIGHT GO BOWLING
MAYBE I'LL JUST RENT SOME SHOES AND GO BOWLING
MAYBE I'LL JOIN A LEAGUE, ENTER A TOURNAMENT, PUT ON A STUPID LOOKING SHIRT AND GO BOWLING INSTEAD
YEAH