Post 786 made on Saturday August 31, 2002 at 21:58 |
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HER: OH DOCTOR, I'M IN TROUBLE. HIM: WELL, GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME. HER: FOR EVERY TIME A CERTAIN MAN IS STANDING NEXT TO ME. HIM: MMM? HER: A FLUSH COMES TO MY FACE AND MY PULSE BEGINS TO RACE, IT GOES BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM, HIM: OH! HER: BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM HIM: WELL, GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME.
HIM: HOW OFTEN DOES THIS HAPPEN? WHEN DID THE TROUBLE START? YOU SEE, MY STETHOSCOPE IS BOBBING TO THE THROBBING OF YOUR HEART. HER: WHAT KIND OF MAN IS HE TO CREATE THIS ALLERGY? IT GOES BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM, HIM: OH! HER: BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM HIM: WELL, GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME.
HIM: FROM NEW DELHI TO DARJEELING I HAVE DONE MY SHARE OF HEALING, AND I'VE NEVER YET BEEN BEATEN OR OUTBOXED, I REMEMBER THAT WITH ONE JAB OF MY NEEDLE IN THE PUNJAB HOW I CLEARED UP BERIBERI AND THE DREADED DYSENTERY, BUT YOUR COMPLAINT HAS GOT ME REALLY FOXED. HER: OH.
HER: OH DOCTOR, TOUCH MY FINGERS. HIM: WELL, GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME. HER: YOU MAY BE VERY CLEVER BUT HOWEVER, CAN'T YOU SEE, MY HEART BEATS MUCH TOO MUCH AT A CERTAIN TENDER TOUCH, IT GOES BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM, HIM: I LIKE IT! HER: BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM HIM: WELL, GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME.
HIM: CAN I SEE YOUR TONGUE? HER: AAAH. HIM: NOTHING THE MATTER WITH IT, PUT IT AWAY PLEASE. HER: MAYBE IT'S MY BACK. HIM: MAYBE IT IS. HER: SHALL I LIE DOWN? HIM: YES. HER: AHHH...
HIM: MY INITIAL DIAGNOSIS RULES OUT MEASLES AND THROMBOSIS, SLEEPING SICKNESS AND, AS FAR AS I CAN TELL, INFLUENZA, INFLAMMATION, WHOOPING COUGH AND NIGHT STARVATION, AND YOU'LL BE SO GLAD TO HEAR THAT BOTH YOUR EYEBALLS ARE SO CLEAR THAT I CAN POSITIVELY SWEAR THAT YOU ARE WELL, JA-JA, JA-JA-JA-JA.
HER: PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER, HIM: FOUR, HER: IF YOU HAVE EYES TO SEE, THE FACE THAT MAKES MY PULSES RACE IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. HIM: OH, THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO FOR MY HEART IS JUMPING TOO. BOTH: OH, WE GO BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM, HER: GOODNESS GRACIOUS, HIM: HOW AUDACIOUS! HER: GOODNESS GRACIOUS, HIM: HOW FLIRTATIOUS! HER: GOODNESS GRACIOUS, HIM: IT IS ME. HER: IT IS YOU? HIM: AH, I'M SORRY, IT IS US. BOTH: AHHH!
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