Goo-goo, Gah-gah.

Settle down now. Hasn't mommy or daddy ever
told you 'good things' come to those who wait'?
'Patience is a virtue'?

Hopefully Philips will incorporate some sort of
screensaver you can load onto Pronto, maybe
some dancing Gummy-wummy Bears of fuzzy-wuzzy Ewoks, something to keep you pacified while
waiting for your Pablum or the next software update.

'Mo-om! Where's my software update!'

'Junior! Finish your bottle or it's
straight to bed w/o your Pronto!'

'Waaaaaaaah!'