Robbie,
You really don't want to hire anyone from this site. There's a good chance that your potential candidate will:
1. Think the moon landing was faked.
2. Think Donald Trump won the popular vote.
3. Think white, male Christians are under attack from (?)
4. Think Donald Trump is a self-made millionaire (billionaire?)
5. Think gravity is "just a theory".
6. Have no idea what Ohms Law is.
7. Think Hillary Clinton committed some un-named felony.
8. Think Obama was born in Kenya.
Wow, I could go on and on and on. I hope you get the idea. Perhaps these are the kind of folks you're looking for, in which case you've hit the motherlode!