On October 21, 2016 at 11:55, highfigh said...
Don't forget those great Winston Churchill comebacks-
Winston Churchill (when berated for being drunk by MP Bessie Braddock): 'My dear, you are ugly, but tomorrow I shall be sober, and you will still be ugly."
After using the urinal, then walking toward the door, a colleague said "at my school they taught us to wash our hands after taking a piss." Churchill responded "At my school they taught us not to piss on our hands."
Another time, he was in a receiving line. A man was going through the line, shaking hands with person after person, with nobody paying any attention to him. When the man got to Churchill, he said what he had said to everyone else, "I shot my wife this morning." Without hesitation, Churchill said "I'm sure she deserved it."