Oh shit. Look at this. A new competitor in the insanity race! :)

how can i race in this jacket soft crayons dont make for good keys robot doglike female closing in it wasnt me it was the one armed man.no more drugs just let me see my son terminators will rule the world doctor

but the candy man can.

but the candy man caaaaaann.

funny in my own mind.laughed on the yellow bus square wheels make for bumpy ride(oh behave) non le bureau de renseignements no answers no questions ,rules ,laws keep me away from the community well restraining orders do.come in orson.barney i love you your friends may have died 65 million years ago but i love you ,you purple joy machine (your so rude)so as you can tell im perfectly well doc no i no longer belive in terminators

Mr. K, I'm hurt you don't wish for me to join you. :( So I might cause a little trouble while on my stay... but what Vixen doesn't?

Hey CV, I thought we were all going to your bosses house for a party

Hell yeah! F Texas!! California's where it's really at!! :)

Forgiveness is begged . . . a proofreader's error, proofreader has since been laid off. Please see Revision to Rule #39.

CV . . . (to paraphrase Phil Collins): I can see it comin' in the mail tonight . . . oh Lord. [probably pretty late though].

This message was edited by MrKlaatu on 07/11/02 13:45.46.

Forgiveness granted, but only once. So no more errors (proofreader or not!)

;)

The Go Ahead & Try Rule


41) There's really no need for a Rule #41. Rank Amateurs, wannabes, dabblers, dilettantes, those of unskilled or inexpert abilities . . . in short, mere mortals, are always welcome to try usurping my Supreme Insanity.    

This message was edited by MrKlaatu on 10/09/02 01:38.41.

tell us rule #42 for 42 is the meaning of life the universe and everything

42) The Meaning of Life has moved
(Please update your bookmarks to:)

(Where can that fish be?)

Babbel fish top bannana.no time before big bang..but what happened before ..nothing i said.i was wrong vacuumus energy zero point balls no say me non regren pas ne canard boules montipusiano de brutzo per metre petit pomme

The You May NOT Be Sorry Rule


43) No apologies allowed!" An interesting feature of this site is the ability to enter into a discussion without being invited nor welcomed. However if you ever find that you have made a mistake, correct it (or not as you so choose). It is a fallacy to think that your credibility will suffer if you correct or apologize. We believe not in credibility here. It is a strength to be insensitive to the truth. Make no attempt to understand the original Poster's intent, simply pick up on one key concept and run with it. Never make anything clear . Do it quickly. The sooner, the better. The longer wrong information is allowed to circulate, the better. Also, if a libel is involved, you will want to make sure you post anonymously, and substitute a nickname (Rule #37) when using 'Reply With Quote', this should deter any defamation lawsuits. F**K the consequences. Never be responsive or sensitive to the truth or to the concerns of anyone else. But if you want to apologize for breaking wind, just remember you and those near you are the only one's who will notice it - besides, you can always blame your pet (unless you own a fish, then it's going to be a bit difficult explaining why it isn't "soggy" smelling).
Always feel free to say anything that is not actually known by you to be true. For example, say the complainant is a great person (in his own mind), and you have evidence to the contrary. It may be appropriate to cite a statement made up by you about the complainant if there is no way for anyone to find out if it is true or not. NEVER grovel. Abject apologies are not effective because they are rarely genuine. Also, readers will harbour concerns about your sanity if you start showing any measured sense of fairness. Do not be niggling (whatever the Hell that means). Once you have decided to apologize, you will have lost any ground you may have gained in our eyes. Do not be cute. You couldn't if you tried . . . face it you're ugly and your mother dresses you funny .Do not hide it. BE PROUD! Do not put it on the comics page.
If after all the above advice you STILL choose to apologize, keep a copy. Keep a copy of the written apology if it is a letter. Keep a copy of any published apology. Keep also any published apology. Keep also any correspondence on the matter or any apology that was proposed to the complainant. And if the pile gets too big, just throw it away . . . and remember to recycle!

This message was edited by MrKlaatu on 10/09/02 01:42.17.