The "scheißen Sie oder gehen Sie von dem Topf weg!" Rule


36) Wenn Sie nicht den Richtlinien folgen können, versuchen Sie nicht, das Spiel zu spielen. Zurück zu Richtlinie # gehen 13.

This message was edited by MrKlaatu on 10/09/02 01:16.30.

You are one tough sombitch, MrK! (and why are you calling me deej?)

This message was edited by Ken on 07/08/02 22:33.04.

The Naming Rule


37) This Rule is to meet an urgent need for extended naming rules in support of the following statement.

You may chose any name you wish, following Remote Central (hereinafter RC) Guidelines. The characters used for names can be augmented or supplanted by any other RC Member such that you may come to be called anything any other member wishes to call you (herinafter nickname).

This Rule describes the "Extended Naming Rules". The "Extended Naming Rules" should be used when the normal naming rules are unsuitable to another member (usually because . . . well, just because). A nickname need not follow these Extended Naming Rules just to make the original member happy. This Rule constitutes the body of the International RC Naming Standard. These revisions are applicable only when the Extended Naming Rules are in use (which is always). To distinguish nicknames that use this Rule from names that do not, NO ACTION IS NECESSARY. For many languages the distinction between uppercase and lowercase is not relevant. It is, therefore, necessary to modify the Rule to allow for both an extended character set and for the use of character sets that do not have different cases.

When you first declare your name, you must follow the following rules which apply to the naming of names within RC Forums:

- A name must begin with a letter/symbol from within the Windows Default Font Set (from your country of birth).
- A name cannot have the same name as any other name already in use.
- However, a nickname is a name chosen by another member for his/her own purposes.
- A nickname may or may not be unique in usage in relation to any particular RC member and in fact may not even be referring to someone in the current post.

Valid Names:
i-yi-yi-yiiiii-MyIntegerhurts
oidererohibitedyaw
Attack-Attack-ATTACK!!!!!!!

Invalid Names:  (will be ignored)
if
12345678nnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiinnnnnnnneeeeeeeeee10
%of Goblin eaten must =100, or kiss your ass goodbye.


This message was edited by MrKlaatu on 10/09/02 01:17.59.

38) If you are from Texas, you are one tough sombitch!

YEEEEEEE HAW! ! !

It would appear that being slightly touched in the brain department is also a reasonably reliable indicator.

ROFL Kabster I completly agree!

Lets run to Texas and toke up with Mr.K!!! :D

fruitloop jammy apple head efkaristoe

The Welcome to TEXAS Rule


39) Running for Texas is ALWAYS a Good Idea, and as such is an ideal activity for men and women. However, there is no room for trouble makers (unless they are lovers of Bengal Kitties, dirt bikes, have gone back to work for an employer who just laid them off AND have practiced frolicking in the forest in the Emperor's New Clothes), or those who can see nothing but wrong, believing that every action is directed at them, and that rules are made only to break. This man or woman has no place in Texas and should be left in the dust.

Anyone Running for Texas agrees, acknowledges, and represents for himself, his personal representatives, heirs, and next of kin, that IN CONSIDERATION of being permitted to enter Texas for any purpose (herein defined as including but not limited to the geo-political borders of Texas, any approach area, Roadside Rest Area, and all walkways, concessions and other areas appurtenant to any area where any activity related to Texas shall take place and extending 20 miles out into the Gulf of Mexico along the Texas Gulf Coast), or being permitted to compete, officiate, observe, work, or for any purpose participate in anything within the afore-mentioned boundries that he has, or will immediately upon entering any part of Texas, and will continuously thereafter, inspect such areas and all portions thereof which he enters and with which he comes in contact, and further warrants that his entry upon such areas and his participation, if any, in running for Texas constitutes an acknowledgment that he has inspected such areas and that he finds and accepts the same as being perfect in every way, and he further agrees and warrants that if, at any time, he is in or about these areas and he thinks anything is less than perfect, he will immediately advise the Govenor and will then leave Texas immediately or suffer being tarred, feathered and run out of town on a rail.

“That's right you're not from Texas, but Texas wants you anyway.”
(Lyle Lovett)


This message was edited by MrKlaatu on 10/09/02 01:21.17.

The Jabberwock Rule


40) The less they have class, the more they like fruitloops! Therefore if you have pizza pies, smash them! Because ice cream inside your apple head Rules against nebular freaks and plasticity's cybernetic kanji without a muppet's colon won't be inside your trousers! Never jammy gingerly! Because apple head is jerry-rigged, it destroys the 25th dimension. Mystical reverend slams officer unicellularly. One more tattoo, however, will goo-blast your atmospheric gestapo but not mine. Gashes aren't antibacterial, but Zeratul stings like efkaristoe. Once more ass-faced you have taught my boogers! Even so, they still refrain slightly. It's better to monitor them than converge. A plastic cybernetic kanji will cryogenically freeze the deviationist-like love-child! Your current is fetted and echos show up. Never tip your hat to your own personality unless you don't ooze. Therefore many more belgians won't fade.


This message was edited by MrKlaatu on 10/09/02 01:23.17.

I see you missed you vocation in life. You should have been part of the European Commission formulating the Common Agricultural Policy. (It would have been so much more understandable).

This message was edited by djy on 07/11/02 08:47.36.

kalimera , kalispera,efkaristoe it's all greek to me

invent one wheel ..fool we need three more for the chicken has burnt its last axel grease monkeys for cabbage does have a heart do they not scream when tickled oh matron is it time for bobbys bath no more mummy theres no place like home bad dog in my house naughty dog in your bed

belgian ooze like ice cream flavoured stella .gashes are not just for christmas.gingerly jammy how delightful said zeratul's step son in the 25 dimension.tatoo bang went the gun talk to me goose .leave my colon out of this its full of it .therefore the colours wont clash with my eyes

MIKE I think Bob is trying to compete with you. Ready for the chalenge?

i am but an amatuer i built the ark those dirty boy pros built the titanic kiss by face cleopatra