HE'LL EAT YOUR PIES, HE'LL TELL YOU LIES,
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE THAT FAT BASTARD'S SIZE.
HIS MASSIVE GUT IS FORTY FOOT,
IT GOES DARK WHEN HE WALKS IN THE PUB.
HIS BUTTOCKS PART, YOU'LL SMELL HIS FARTS,
HE'S SO FAT, HE CAN'T WIPE HIS OWN ARSE.
SO NOW YOU'VE HEARD ABOUT THE UGLY TURD,
HE'S A VIRGIN AND HE'S NEVER HAD A BIRD.

LIP UP FATTY, SAY
LIP UP FATTY
FATTY REGGAE

WITH YOUR CHERRY LIPS AND GOLDEN CURLS
YOU COULD MAKE GROWN MEN GASP WHEN YOU GO WALKING PAST
AND IN YOUR HOT PANTS AND HIGH HEELS
THEY COULD NOT BELIEVE THAT SUCH A BODY WAS FOR REAL
IT SEEMED LIKE RAINBOWS WOULD APPEAR
WHENEVER YOU CAME HERE THE CLOUDS WOULD DISAPPEAR
BECAUSE YOU LOOK JUST LIKE A GIRL
YOUR BABY BLUES WOULD FLASH AND SUDDENLY A SPELL WAS CAST

YOU'RE SO SUCH A DELICATE BOY
IN THE HYSTERICAL REALM
OF AN EMOTIONAL LANDSLIDE
IN PHYSICAL TERMS

GIVE ME TIME TO REALIZE MY CRIME
LET ME LOVE AND STEAL
I HAVE DANCED INSIDE YOUR EYES
HOW CAN I BE REAL

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT ME
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO MAKE ME CRY
PRECIOUS KISSES WORDS THAT BURN ME
LOVERS NEVER ASK YOU WHY

IN MY HEART THE FIRE'S BURNING
CHOOSE MY COLOR FIND A STAR
PRECIOUS PEOPLE ALWAYS TELL ME
THAT'S A STEP A STEP TOO FAR

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT ME
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO MAKE ME CRY
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT ME
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO MAKE ME CRY

WORDS ARE FEW I HAVE SPOKEN
I COULD WASTE A THOUSAND YEARS
WRAPPED IN SORROW WORDS ARE TOKEN
COME INSIDE AND CATCH MY TEARS

YOU'VE BEEN TALKING BUT BELIEVE ME
IF IT'S TRUE YOU DO NOT KNOW
THIS BOY LOVES WITHOUT A REASON
I'M PREPARED TO LET YOU GO

IF IT'S LOVE YOU WANT FROM ME
THEN TAKE IT AWAY
EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT YOU SEE
IT'S OVER AGAIN

EVERY DAY IS LIKE SURVIVAL
YOU'RE MY LOVER, NOT MY RIVAL
EVERY DAY IS LIKE SURVIVAL
YOU'RE MY LOVER, NOT MY RIVAL
I'M A MAN WITHOUT CONVICTION, I'M A MAN WHO DOESN'T KNOW
HOW TO SELL A CONTRADICTION, YOU COME AND GO, YOU COME AND GO

KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON
YOU COME AND GO, YOU COME AND GO
LOVING WOULD BE EASY IF YOUR COLORS WERE LIKE MY DREAM
RED GOLD AND GREEN, RED GOLD AND GREEN
DON'T HEAR YOUR WICKED WORDS EVERY DAY
AND YOU USED TO BE SO SWEET, I HEARD YOU SAY
THAT MY LOVE WAS AN ADDICTION, WHEN WE CLING OUR LOVE IS STRONG
WHEN YOU GO YOU'RE GONE FOREVER, YOU STRING ALONG, YOU STRING ALONG

ONE GIRL WAS CALLED JEAN MARIE
ANOTHER LITTLE GIRL WAS FELICITY
ANOTHER LITTLE GIRL WAS SALLY JOY
THE OTHER WAS ME, AND I'M A BOY

MY NAME IS BILL, AND I'M A HEAD CASE
THEY PRACTICE MAKING UP ON MY FACE
YEAH, I FEEL LUCKY IF I GET TROUSERS TO WEAR
SPEND EVENINGS TAKING HAIRPINS FROM MY HAIR

CHORUS:
I'M A BOY, I'M A BOY
BUT MY MA WON'T ADMIT IT
I'M A BOY, I'M A BOY
BUT IF I SAY I AM, I GET IT

PUT YOUR FROCK ON, JEAN MARIE
PLAIT YOUR HAIR, FELICITY
PAINT YOUR NAILS, LITTLE SALLY JOY
PUT THIS WIG ON, LITTLE BOY

CHORUS

WANNA PLAY CRICKET ON THE GREEN
RIDE MY BIKE ACROSS THE STREET
CUT MYSELF AND SEE MY BLOOD
WANNA COME HOME ALL COVERED IN MUD

MY DADDY LEFT HOME WHEN I WAS THREE
AND HE DIDN'T LEAVE MUCH TO MA AND ME
JUST THIS OLD GUITAR AND AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF BOOZE.
NOW, I DON'T BLAME HIM CAUSE HE RUN AND HID
BUT THE MEANEST THING THAT HE EVER DID
WAS BEFORE HE LEFT, HE WENT AND NAMED ME "SUE."

WELL, HE MUST O' THOUGHT THAT IS QUITE A JOKE
AND IT GOT A LOT OF LAUGHS FROM A' LOTS OF FOLK,
IT SEEMS I HAD TO FIGHT MY WHOLE LIFE THROUGH.
SOME GAL WOULD GIGGLE AND I'D GET RED
AND SOME GUY'D LAUGH AND I'D BUST HIS HEAD,
I TELL YA, LIFE AIN'T EASY FOR A BOY NAMED "SUE."

THERE'S A GIRL THAT'S BEEN ON MY MIND ALL THE TIME, SU-SUSSUDIO, OHO
NOW SHE DON'T EVEN KNOW MY NAME, BUT I THINK SHE LIKES ME JUST THE SAME
SU-SUSSUDIO, OHO

I, IF SHE'D CALL ME, I'D BE THERE, I'D COME RUNNING ANYWHERE
SHE'S ALL I NEED, ALL OF MY LIFE
BUT I FEEL SO GOOD IF I JUST SAY THE WORD, COME ON, SU-SUSSUDIO
EVERYBODY SAY THE WORD, OH, SU-SUSSUDIO

NOW I KNOW THAT I'M TOO YOUNG, MY LOVE HAS JUST BEGUN (WITH) SU-SUSSUDIO, OHO
GIMME A CHANCE, GIVE ME A SIGN, I'D SHOW UP ANYTIME, SU-SU-SUSSUDIO, OHO

I, I'VE GOT TO HAVE HER, HAVE HER NOW
I'VE GOT TO GET CLOSER, BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW
'COS SHE M-MAKES M-ME NERVOUS, MAKES ME SCARED
AND I FEEL SO GOOD, IF I JUST SAY THE WORD
COME ON, COME ON, SU-SU-SUSSUDIO
EVERYBODY JUST SAY THE WORD, OH, SU-SUSSUDIO, OHO, OH OH

THIS GIRL HAS BEEN ON MY MIND - SU-SUSSUDIO, OHO
NOW SHE DON'T EVEN KNOW MY NAME - SU-SU-SUSSUDIO, OHO
LISTEN

I - IF SHE'D CALL ME, I'LL BE THERE, I'D COME RUNNING ANYWHERE
SHE'S ALL I NEED, ALL OF MY LIFE
AND I FEEL SO GOOD IF I JUST SAY THE WORD, COME ON, COME ON, SU-SUSSUDIO
EVERYBODY JUST SAY THE WORD, OH, SU-SUSSUDI
EVERYBODY JUST SAY THE WORD, OH, SU-SUSSUDIO
EVERYBODY JUST SAY THE WORD, OH, SU-SUSSUDIO, OHO, OH OH

JUST SAY THE WORD - OH, SU-SUSSUDIO
EVERYBODY JUST SAY THE WORD - OH, SU-SUSSUDIO
EVERYBODY JUST SAY THE WORD - OH, SU-SUSSUDIO
EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY JUST SAY THE WORD - OH, SU-SUSSUDIO
JUST, JU-JUST SAY THE WORD - OH, SU-SUSSUDIO
EVERYBODY JUST SAY THE WORD - OH, SU-SUSSUDIO, OH YEAH YEAH YEAH
SAY THE WORD - OH, SU-SUSSUDIO
JUST SAY THE WORD - OH, SU-SUSSUDIO, OHO, OH OH

One of my absolute, all-time Favorites. 


I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT
HOLD ON
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT
FOR ALL MY LIFE
HOLD ON
CAN YOU FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT
HOLD ON
HOLD ON
WELL IF YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE DROWNING
I WOULD NOT LEND A HAND
I'VE SEEN YOUR FACE BEFORE MY FRIEND
BUT I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW WHO I AM
WELL I WAS THERE AND I SAW WHAT YOU DID
SAW IT WITH MY OWN TWO EYES
SO YOU CAN WIPE OFF THAT GRIN
I KNOW WHERE YOU'VE BEEN
IT'S ALL BEEN A PACK OF LIES
I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT
HOLD ON
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT
FOR ALL MY LIFE
HOLD ON
REPEAT
WELL I REMEMBER
I REMEMBER
DON'T WORRY
HOW COULD I EVER FORGET
IT WAS THE FIRST TIME
THE LAST TIME WE EVER MET
BUT I KNOW THE REASON
WHY YOU KEEP THIS SILENCE UP
NO YOU DON'T FOOL ME
WELL THE HURT DOESN'T SHOW
BUT THE PAIN STILL GROWS
IT'S NO STRANGER TO YOU AND ME
I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT
HOLD ON
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT
FOR ALL MY LIFE
HOLD ON
I CAN FEEL IT IN THE AIR TONIGHT
HOLD ON
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT
FOR ALL MY LIFE
HOLD ON

I'M COMING DOWN, COMING DOWN LIKE A MONKEY, BUT IT'S ALRIGHT
LIKE A LOAD ON YOUR BACK THAT YOU CAN'T SEE, OOH BUT IT'S ALRIGHT
TRY TO SHAKE IT LOOSE, CUT IT FREE, JUST LET IT GO, GET IT AWAY FROM ME.

COS TONIGHT, TONIGHT, TONIGHT - OH, I'M GONNA MAKE IT RIGHT
TONIGHT, TONIGHT, TONIGHT - OH.

I'M GOING DOWN, GOING DOWN, LIKE A MONKEY, OOH BUT IT'S ALRIGHT
TRY TO PICK YOURSELF UP, CARRY THAT WEIGHT THAT YOU CAN'T SEE,
DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S ALRIGHT
IT'S LIKE A HELTER SKELTER, GOING DOWN AND DOWN, ROUND AND ROUND
BUT JUST GET IT AWAY FROM ME - OH.

BECAUSE TONIGHT, TONIGHT, TONIGHT - OH
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT RIGHT
TONIGHT, TONIGHT, TONIGHT - OH.

I GOT SOME MONEY IN MY POCKET, ABOUT READY TO BURN
I DON'T REMEMBER WHERE I GOT IT, I GOTTA GET IT TO YOU
SO PLEASE ANSWER THE PHONE, COS I KEEP CALLING, BUT YOU'RE NEVER HOME
WHAT AM I GONNA DO
TONIGHT, TONIGHT, TONIGHT - OH
I'M GONNA MAKE IT RIGHT
TONIGHT, TONIGHT, TONIGHT - OH.

YOU KEEP TELLING ME I'VE GOT EVERYTHING, YOU SAY I'VE GOT EVERYTHING I WANT
YOU KEEP TELLING ME YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME, YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME, BUT YOU DON'T
BUT NOW I'M IN TOO DEEP
YOU SEE IT'S GOT ME SO THAT I JUST CAN'T SLEEP
OH GET ME OUT OF HERE, PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE
JUST HELP ME I'LL DO ANYTHING, ANYTHING
IF YOU'LL JUST HELP ME GET OUT OF HERE.

I'M COMING DOWN, COMING DOWN LIKE A MONKEY, OOH BUT IT'S ALRIGHT
IT'S LIKE A LOAD ON YOUR BACK THAT YOU CAN'T SEE,
OOH DON'T YOU KNOW THAT IT'S ALRIGHT
JUST TRY TO SHAKE IT LOOSE, CUT IT FREE, LET IT GO
BUT JUST GET IT AWAY FROM ME
COS TONIGHT, TONIGHT, TONIGHT - OH
MAYBE WE'LL MAKE IT RIGHT
TONIGHT, TONIGHT, TONIGHT - OH.

PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE
SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE
JUST HELP ME I'LL DO ANYTHING, ANYTHING
IF YOU'LL JUST HELP GET ME OUT OF HERE
TONIGHT - OH, I'M GONNA MAKE IT RIGHT
TONIGHT, TONIGHT, TONIGHT - OH.

YES TONIGHT, TONIGHT, TONIGHT - OH,
YES I'M GONNA MAKE IT RIGHT, TONIGHT, TONIGHT, TONIGHT - OH...

THERE'S NO WAY OUT OF HERE, WHEN YOU COME IN YOU'RE IN FOR GOOD
THERE WAS NO PROMISE MADE, THE PART YOU'VE PLAYED, THE CHANCE YOU TOOK
THERE ARE NO BOUNDARIES SET, THE TIME AND YET YOU WASTE IT STILL

SO IT SLIPS THROUGH YOUR HANDS LIKE GRAINS OF SAND, YOU WATCH IT GO
THERE'S NO TIME TO BE LOST, YOU'LL PAY THE COST SO GET IT RIGHT
THERE'S NO WAY OUT OF HERE, WHEN YOU COME IN YOU'RE IN FOR GOOD

AND NEVER WAS THERE AN ANSWER, THERE AN ANSWER
NOT WITHOUT LISTENING, WITHOUT SEEING

THERE ARE NO ANSWERS HERE, WHEN YOU LOOK OUT YOU DON'T SEE IN
THERE WAS NO PROMISE MADE, THE PART YOU'VE PLAYED, THE CHANCE YOU TOOK
THERE'S NO WAY OUT OF HERE, WHEN YOU COME IN YOU'RE IN FOR GOOD

A DAY OF UNCERTAIN WEATHER
CAPTURED IN A FRAME FOREVER
A FACE IN A FADED PHOTOGRAPH

HE MUST HAVE HAD A LIFE
MAYBE WITH A FAMILY
PEOPLE WHO MEANT EVERYTHING TO HIM

A SINNER, A SAINT, A SOLDIER
CAUGHT UP IN A WAR HE NEVER
HAD A CHANCE TO START OR BUILD A LIFE

ALL GONE LONG AGO
LEAVING NO TRACE
DISAPPEARING LIKE SMOKE IN THE WIND
TO BECOME JUST A FACE WITHOUT A NAME
LEAVING NO TRACE
DISAPPEARING LIKE SMOKE IN THE WIND

HOPES AND FEARS IMPORTANT PLANS
FORGOTTEN MEMORIES
FOOTSTEPS FADING IN THE SAND, OOH
SCHEMES AND DREAMS SMALL AND GRAND
NOTHING LEFT TO SEE
FOOTSTEPS FADING IN THE SAND, OOH

SOMEONE WHO CAST A SHADOW
MAYBE JUST A LAZY MAN
DOESN'T MAKE MUCH DIFFERENCE NOW IT'S TRUE

A DAY OF UNCERTAIN WEATHER
CAPTURED IN A FRAME FOREVER
A FACE IN A FADED PHOTOGRAPH

ALL GONE LONG AGO
LEAVING NO TRACE
DISAPPEARING LIKE SMOKE IN THE WIND
TO BECOME JUST A FACE WITHOUT A NAME
ONE MORE TO ADD TO THE TOTAL
OF THOSE NEVER HEARD OF AGAIN

YES HE'S GONE
JUST A FACE WITHOUT A NAME
LEAVING NO TRACE
DISAPPEARING LIKE SMOKE IN THE WIND
ALL GONE
JUST A FACE WITHOUT A NAME
LEAVING NO TRACE
DISAPPEARING LIKE SMOKE IN THE WIND...

WE SKIPPED THE LIGHT FANDANGO
AND TURNED CARTWHEELS CROSS THE FLOOR.
I WAS FEELING KIND OF SEASICK
BUT THE CROWD CALLED OUT FOR MORE.
THE ROOM WAS HUMMING HARDER
AND THE CEILING FLEW AWAY
WHEN WE CALLED OUT FOR ANOTHER DRINK
THE WAITER BROUGHT A TRAY
AND SO IT WAS THAT LATER
AS THE MILLER TOLD HIS TALE
THAT HER FACE AT FIRST JUST GHOSTLY
TURNED A WHITER SHADE OF PALE.

SHE SAID "THERE IS NO REASON,
AND THE TRUTH IS PLAIN TO SEE,"
BUT I WANDERED THROUGH MY PLAYING CARDS
AND WOULD NOT LET HER BE
ONE OF SIXTEEN VESTAL VIRGINS
WHO WERE LEAVING FOR THE COAST
AND ALTHOUGH MY EYES WERE OPEN
THEY MIGHT JUST JUST HAVE WELL BEEN CLOSED.
AND SO IT WAS THAT LATER
AS THE MILLER TOLD HIS TALE
THAT HER FACE AT FIRST JUST GHOSTLY
TURNED A WHITER SHADE OF PALE

TIME, TIME, TIME
SEE WHAT´S BECOME OF ME...
TIME, TIME, TIME
SEE WHAT´S BECOME OF ME
WHILE I LOOKED AROUND
FOR MY POSSIBILITIES
I WAS SO HARD TO PLEASE
LOOK AROUND
LEAVES ARE BROWN
AND THE SKY
IS A HAZY SHADE OF WINTER

ROLL OUT THOSE LAZY, HAZY, CRAZY DAYS OF SUMMER
THOSE DAYS OF SODA AND PRETZELS AND BEER
ROLL OUT THOSE LAZY, HAZY, CRAZY DAYS OF SUMMER
DUST OFF THE SUN AND MOON AND SING A SONG OF CHEER

JUST FILL YOUR BASKET FULL OF SANDWICHES AND WEENIES
THEN LOCK THE HOUSE UP, NOW YOU'RE SET
AND ON THE BEACH YOU'LL SEE THE GIRLS IN THEIR BIKINIS
AS CUTE AS EVER BUT THEY NEVER GET 'EM WET

ROLL OUT THOSE LAZY, HAZY, CRAZY DAYS OF SUMMER
THOSE DAYS OF SODA AND PRETZELS AND BEER
ROLL OUT THOSE LAZY, HAZY, CRAZY DAYS OF SUMMER
YOU'LL WISH THAT SUMMER COULD ALWAYS BE HERE

ROLL OUT THOSE LAZY, HAZY, CRAZY DAYS OF SUMMER
THOSE DAYS OF SODA AND PRETZELS AND BEER
ROLL OUT THOSE LAZY, HAZY, CRAZY DAYS OF SUMMER
DUST OFF THE SUN AND MOON AND SING A SONG OF CHEER

DON'T HAFTA TELL A GIRL AND FELLA ABOUT A DRIVE-IN
OR SOME ROMANTIC MOON IT SEEMS
RIGHT FROM THE MOMENT THAT THOSE LOVERS START ARRIVIN'
YOU'LL SEE MORE KISSIN' IN THE CARS THAN ON THE SCREEN

ROLL OUT THOSE LAZY, HAZY, CRAZY DAYS OF SUMMER
THOSE DAYS OF SODA AND PRETZELS AND BEER
ROLL OUT THOSE LAZY, HAZY, CRAZY DAYS OF SUMMER
YOU'LL WISH THAT SUMMER COULD ALWAYS BE HERE

YOU'LL WISH THAT SUMMER COULD ALWAYS BE HERE