HE'LL EAT YOUR PIES, HE'LL TELL YOU LIES,
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE THAT FAT BASTARD'S SIZE.
HIS MASSIVE GUT IS FORTY FOOT,
IT GOES DARK WHEN HE WALKS IN THE PUB.
HIS BUTTOCKS PART, YOU'LL SMELL HIS FARTS,
HE'S SO FAT, HE CAN'T WIPE HIS OWN ARSE.
SO NOW YOU'VE HEARD ABOUT THE UGLY TURD,
HE'S A VIRGIN AND HE'S NEVER HAD A BIRD.