I THOUGHT LOVE WAS ONLY TRUE IN FAIRY TALES
MEANT FOR SOMEONE ELSE BUT NOT FOR ME.
LOVE WAS OUT TO GET ME
THAT'S THE WAY IT SEEMED.
DISAPPOINTMENT HAUNTED ALL MY DREAMS.

THEN I SAW HER FACE, NOW I'M A BELIEVER
NOT A TRACE OF DOUBT IN MY MIND.
I'M IN LOVE, I'M A BELIEVER!
I COULDN'T LEAVE HER IF I TRIED.

I THOUGHT LOVE WAS MORE OR LESS A GIVEN THING,
SEEMS THE MORE I GAVE THE LESS I GOT.
WHAT'S THE USE IN TRYIN'?
ALL YOU GET IS PAIN.
WHEN I NEEDED SUNSHINE I GOT RAIN.

THEN I SAW HER FACE, NOW I'M A BELIEVER
NOT A TRACE OF DOUBT IN MY MIND.
I'M IN LOVE, I'M A BELIEVER!
I COULDN'T LEAVE HER IF I TRIED.

--Performed by The Monkees
  Written by Neil Diamond

SUNSHINE CAME SOFTLY THROUGH MY A-WINDOW TODAY
COULD'VE TRIPPED OUT EASY A-BUT I'VE A-CHANGED MY WAYS
IT'LL TAKE TIME I KNOW IT BUT IN A WHILE
YOU'RE GONNA BE MINE I KNOW IT, WE'LL DO IT IN STYLE
'CAUSE I MADE MY MIND UP YOU'RE GOING TO BE MINE, I'LL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW
ANY TRICK IN THE BOOK NOW BABY A-THAT I CAN FIND

EVERYBODY'S HUSTLIN' JUST TO HAVE A LITTLE SCENE
WHEN I SAY WE'LL BE COOL I THINK THAT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
WE STOOD ON THE BEACH AT SUNSET, DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN?
I KNOW A BEACH WHERE BABY A-IT NEVER ENDS
WHEN YOU'VE MADE YOUR MIND UP, FOREVER TO BE MINE
I'LL PICK UP YOUR HAND AND SLOWLY BLOW YOUR LITTLE MIND

'CAUSE I MADE MY MIND UP, YOU'RE GOING TO BE MINE.
I'LL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW
ANY TRICK IN THE BOOK NOW BABY A-THAT I CAN FIND.

SUPERMAN OR GREEN LANTERN AIN'T GOT A-NOTHIN' ON ME
I CAN MAKE LIKE A TURTLE AND DIVE FOR PEARLS IN THE SEA
A-YOU-YOU-YOU CAN JUST SIT THERE A-THINKIN' ON YOUR VELVET THRONE
'BOUT ALL THE RAINBOWS A-YOU CAN A-HAVE FOR YOUR OWN
WHEN YOU'VE MADE YOUR MIND UP FOREVER TO BE MINE

I'LL PICK UP YOUR HAND AND SLOWLY BLOW YOUR LITTLE MIND
WHEN YOU'VE MADE YOUR MIND UP, FOREVER TO BE MINE.
I'LL PICK UP YOUR HAND AND SLOWLY BLOW YOUR LITTLE MIND
WHEN YOU'VE MADE YOUR MIND UP, FOREVER TO BE MINE.

I'M JUST MAD ABOUT SAFFRON,
SAFFRON'S MAD ABOUT ME
I'M A-JUST MAD ABOUT SAFFRON,
SHE'S JUST MAD ABOUT ME.
THEY CALL ME MELLOW YELLOW QUITE RIGHTLY
THEY CALL ME MELLOW YELLOW QUITE RIGHTLY
THEY CALL ME MELLOW YELLOW.

I'M JUST MAD ABOUT FOURTEEN,
A-FOURTEEN'S MAD ABOUT ME
I'M A-JUST A-MAD ABOUT A-FOURTEEN,
SHE'S JUST MAD ABOUT ME.
THEY CALL ME MELLOW YELLOW
THEY CALL ME MELLOW YELLOW QUITE RIGHTLY
THEY CALL ME MELLOW YELLOW.

BORN HIGH FOREVER TO FLY,
WIND-A VELOCITY NIL.
BORN HIGH FOREVER TO FLY,
IF YOU WANT YOUR CUP I WILL FILL.
THEY CALL ME MELLOW YELLOW QUITE RIGHTLY
THEY CALL ME MELLOW YELLOW QUITE RIGHTLY
THEY CALL ME MELLOW YELLOW.
HE'S SO MELLOW, MELLOW FELLOW

ELECTRICAL BANANA
IS GONNA BE A SUDDEN CRAZE.
ELECTRICAL BANANA
IS BOUND TO BE THE VERY NEXT PHASE.
THEY CALL IT MELLOW YELLOW QUITE RIGHTLY
THEY CALL ME MELLOW YELLOW QUITE RIGHTLY
THEY CALL ME MELLOW YELLOW.

YOU, AH, SAFFRON, YEAH,
I'M JUST MAD ABOUT HER
I'M A-JUST A-MAD ABOUT A-SAFFRON,
SHE'S JUST MAD ABOUT ME.
THEY CALL ME MELLOW YELLOW QUITE RIGHTLY
THEY CALL ME MELLOW YELLOW QUITE RIGHTLY
THEY CALL ME MELLOW YELLOW.

OH SO MELLOW, OH SO MELLOW, OH SO MELLOW.

BORN FREE,___AS FREE AS THE WIND BLOWS,___
AS FREE AS THE GRASS GROWS, BORN FREE TO FOL-LOW YOUR HEART.

LIVE FREE,___AND BEAU-TY SUR-ROUNDS YOU,___
THE WORLD STILL A-STOUNDS YOU, EACH TIME YOU LOOK AT A STAR.

STAY FREE,___WHERE NO WALLS DI-VIDE YOU,___
YOU'RE FREE AS A ROAR-ING TIDE, SO THERE'S NO NEED TO HIDE.

BORN FREE,___AND LIFE IS WORTH LIV-ING,___
BUT ON-LY WORTH LIV-ING 'CAUSE YOU'RE BORN FREE.______

BORN FREE,___MY UNCLE'S A DOCTOR,___

HER: OH DOCTOR, I'M IN TROUBLE.
HIM: WELL, GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME.
HER: FOR EVERY TIME A CERTAIN MAN
IS STANDING NEXT TO ME.
HIM: MMM?
HER: A FLUSH COMES TO MY FACE
AND MY PULSE BEGINS TO RACE,
IT GOES BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM
BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM,
HIM: OH!
HER: BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM
HIM: WELL, GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME.

HIM: HOW OFTEN DOES THIS HAPPEN?
WHEN DID THE TROUBLE START?
YOU SEE, MY STETHOSCOPE IS BOBBING
TO THE THROBBING OF YOUR HEART.
HER: WHAT KIND OF MAN IS HE
TO CREATE THIS ALLERGY?
IT GOES BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM
BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM,
HIM: OH!
HER: BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM
HIM: WELL, GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME.

HIM: FROM NEW DELHI TO DARJEELING
I HAVE DONE MY SHARE OF HEALING,
AND I'VE NEVER YET BEEN BEATEN OR OUTBOXED,
I REMEMBER THAT WITH ONE JAB
OF MY NEEDLE IN THE PUNJAB
HOW I CLEARED UP BERIBERI
AND THE DREADED DYSENTERY,
BUT YOUR COMPLAINT HAS GOT ME REALLY FOXED.
HER: OH.

HER: OH DOCTOR, TOUCH MY FINGERS.
HIM: WELL, GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME.
HER: YOU MAY BE VERY CLEVER
BUT HOWEVER, CAN'T YOU SEE,
MY HEART BEATS MUCH TOO MUCH
AT A CERTAIN TENDER TOUCH,
IT GOES BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM
BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM,
HIM: I LIKE IT!
HER: BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM
HIM: WELL, GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME.

HIM: CAN I SEE YOUR TONGUE?
HER: AAAH.
HIM: NOTHING THE MATTER WITH IT, PUT IT AWAY PLEASE.
HER: MAYBE IT'S MY BACK.
HIM: MAYBE IT IS.
HER: SHALL I LIE DOWN?
HIM: YES.
HER: AHHH...

HIM: MY INITIAL DIAGNOSIS
RULES OUT MEASLES AND THROMBOSIS,
SLEEPING SICKNESS AND, AS FAR AS I CAN TELL,
INFLUENZA, INFLAMMATION,
WHOOPING COUGH AND NIGHT STARVATION,
AND YOU'LL BE SO GLAD TO HEAR
THAT BOTH YOUR EYEBALLS ARE SO CLEAR
THAT I CAN POSITIVELY SWEAR THAT YOU ARE WELL,
JA-JA, JA-JA-JA-JA.

HER: PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER,
HIM: FOUR,
HER: IF YOU HAVE EYES TO SEE,
THE FACE THAT MAKES MY PULSES RACE
IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.
HIM: OH, THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO
FOR MY HEART IS JUMPING TOO.
BOTH: OH, WE GO BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM
BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM BOODY-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM,
HER: GOODNESS GRACIOUS,
HIM: HOW AUDACIOUS!
HER: GOODNESS GRACIOUS,
HIM: HOW FLIRTATIOUS!
HER: GOODNESS GRACIOUS,
HIM: IT IS ME.
HER: IT IS YOU?
HIM: AH, I'M SORRY, IT IS US.
BOTH: AHHH!

I'M SORRY,
SO SORRY
THAT I WAS SUCH A FOOL.
I DIDN'T KNOW
LOVE COULD BE SO CRUEL.
OH OH OH OH UH-OH OH YES.

YOU TELL ME MISTAKES
ARE PART OF BEING YOUNG
BUT THAT DON'T RIGHT
THE WRONG
THAT'S BEEN DONE.

I'M SORRY{SPOKEN}
I'M SORRY
SO SORRY{SPOKEN}
SO SORRY.
PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGY,
BUT LOVE IS BLIND,
AND I WAS TO BLIND TO SEE.
OH OH OH OH UH-OH OH YES.

YOU TELL ME MISTAKES
ARE PART OF BEING YOUNG
BUT THAT DON'T RIGHT
THE WRONG THAT'S BEEN DONE.
OH OH OH OH UH-OH OH YES.

I'M SORRY,
SO SORRY
PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGY
BUT LOVE WAS BLIND,
AND I WAS TOO BLIND TO SEE.

SORRY

I KNOW A GIRL FROM A LONELY STREET COLD AS ICE CREAM BUT STILL AS SWEET
DRY YOUR EYES SUNDAY GIRL
HEY I SAW YOUR GUY WITH A DIFFERENT GIRL
LOOKS LIKE HE'S IN ANOTHER WORLD
RUN AND HIDE SUNDAY GIRL
HURRY UP HURRY UP AND WAIT
I STAY AWAY ALL WEEK AND STILL I WAIT
I GOT THE BLUES
PLEASE COME SEE WHAT YOUR LOVIN MEANS TO ME
SHE CAN'T CATCH UP WITH THE WORKING CROWD
THE WEEKEND MOOD AND SHE'S FEELING PROUD
LIVE IN DREAMS SUNDAY GIRL
"BABY I WOULD LIKE TO GO OUT TONIGHT"
"IF I GO WITH YOU MY FOLKS'LL GET UPTIGHT"
STAY AT HOME SUNDAY GIRL
HEY I SAY YOUR GUY WITH A DIFFERENT GIRL
LOOKS LIKE HE'S IN ANOTHER WORLD
RUN AND HIDE SUNDAY GIRL
WHEN I SAW YOU AGAIN IN THE SUMMERTIME
IF YOUR LOVE WAS AS SWEET AS MINE I COULD BE SUNDAY'S GIRL
HURRY UP HURRY UP AND WAIT
I STAY AWAY ALL WEEK AND STILL I WAIT
I GOT THE BLUES
PLEASE COME SEE WHAT YOUR LOVIN MEANS TO ME
HURRY UP HURRY UP AND WAIT
I'VE GOT THE BLUES
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE COME SEE
WHAT YOU DO TO ME
I GOT THE BLUES

I WOKE UP THIS MORNING
THEN I WENT BACK TO BED
SAID I WOKE UP THIS MORNING
THEN I WENT RIGHT BACK TO BED
GOT A FUNNY KIND OF FEELIN' LIKE I GOT BROKEN GLASS IN MY UNDERWEAR
AND A HERD OF WILD PIGS IS TRYING TO CHEW OFF MY HEAD
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'

I'M JUST A NO GOOD, SCUM SUCKING, NOSE PICKING, BOOT LICKING, SNIVELING, GROVELING, WORTHLESS HUNK OF SLIME
NOTHING BUT A LOW-DOWN BEER BELLIED, BONE HEADED, PIGEON TOED, TURKEY NECKED, WEASLE FACED, WORTHLESS HUNK OF SLIME

I GOT THE BLUES SO BAD
KINDA WISH I WAS DEAD
MAYBE I'LL BLOW MY BRAINS OUT MAMA
OR MAYBE I'LL GO BOWLING
OR I JUST MIGHT GO BOWLING
MAYBE I'LL JUST RENT SOME SHOES AND GO BOWLING
MAYBE I'LL JOIN A LEAGUE, ENTER A TOURNAMENT, PUT ON A STUPID LOOKING SHIRT AND GO BOWLING INSTEAD
YEAH

AH KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD,
YOUR HANDS UPON THE WHEEL.
KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD
YOUR HANDS UPON THE WHEEL.
YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO THE ROADHOUSE,
GONNA HAVE A REAL GOOD-TIME.

YEAH, THE BACK OF THE ROADHOUSE,
THEY'VE GOT SOME BUNGALOWS.
YEAH, THE BACK OF THE ROADHOUSE,
THEY'VE GOT SOME BUNGALOWS.

THEY DANCE FOR THE PEOPLE
WHO LIKE TO GO DOWN SLOW.

LET IT ROLL, BABY, ROLL.
LET IT ROLL, BABY, ROLL.
LET IT ROLL, BABY, ROLL.
LET IT ROLL, ALL NIGHT LONG.

YOU GOTTA ROLL, ROLL, ROLL,
YOU GOTTA THRILL MY SOUL, ALRIGHT.
ROLL, ROLL, ROLL, ROLL-A
THRILL MY SOUL.

ASHEN-LADY.
ASHEN-LADY.
GIVE UP YOUR VOWS.
GIVE UP YOUR VOWS.
SAVE OUR CITY.
SAVE OUR CITY.
AH, RIGHT NOW.

WELL, I WOKE UP THIS MORNING
AND I GOT MYSELF A BEER.
WELL, I WOKE UP THIS MORNING
AND I GOT MYSELF A BEER.

THE FUTURE'S UNCERTAIN
AND THE END IS ALWAYS NEAR.

LET IT ROLL, BABY, ROLL.
LET IT ROLL, BABY, ROLL.
LET IT ROLL, BABY, ROLL.
LET IT ROLL, ALL NIGHT LONG.

EVERY DAY, I GET UP AND PRAY TO JAH
AND HE DECREASES THE NUMBER OF CLOCKS BY EXACTLY ONE
EVERYBODY'S COMIN' HOME FOR LUNCH THESE DAYS
LAST NIGHT THERE WERE SKINHEADS ON MY LAWN
TAKE THE SKINHEADS BOWLING
TAKE THEM BOWLING
TAKE THE SKINHEADS BOWLING
TAKE THEM BOWLING
SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT BOWLING ALLEYS GOT BIG LANES
SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT BOWLING ALLEYS ALL LOOK THE SAME
THERE'S NOT A LINE THAT GOES HERE THAT RHYMES WITH ANYTHING
I HAS A DREAM LAST NIGHT, BUT I FORGET WHAT IT WAS
I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT ABOUT YOU, MY FRIEND
I HAD A DREAM--I WANTED TO SLEEP NEXT TO PLASTIC
I HAD A DREAM--I WANTED TO LICK YOUR KNEES
I HAD A DREAM--IT WAS ABOUT NOTHING
Sorry Ken, this was in response to Mike's song

TO DREAM THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM
TO FIGHT THE UNBEATABLE FOE
TO BEAR WITH UNBEARABLE SORROW
TO RUN WHERE THE BRAVE DARE NOT GO.

TO RIGHT THE UNRIGHTABLE WRONG
TO BE BETTER FAR THAN YOU ARE
TO TRY WHEN YOUR ARMS ARE TOO WEARY
TO REACH THE UNREACHABLE STAR

THIS IS MY QUEST, TO FOLLOW THAT STAR,
NO MATTER HOW HOPELESS, NO MATTER HOW FAR
TO BE WILLING TO GIVE WHEN THERE'S NO MORE TO GIVE
TO BE WILLING TO DIE SO THAT HONOR AND JUSTICE MAY LIVE

AND I KNOW IF I'LL ONLY BE TRUE TO THIS GLORIOUS QUEST
THAT MY HEART WILL LIE PEACEFUL AND CALM WHEN I'M LAID TO MY REST

AND THE WORLD WILL BE BETTER FOR THIS
THAT ONE MAN SCORNED AND COVERED WITH SCARS
STILL STROVE WITH HIS LAST OUNCE OF COURAGE
TO REACH THE UNREACHABLE STAR.

FLY ME TO THE MOON
AND LET ME PLAY AMONG THE STARS
LET ME SEE WHAT SPRING IS LIKE
ON JUPITER AND MARS

IN OTHER WORDS
TAKE MY HAND
IN OTHER WORDS
DARLING, KISS ME

FILL MY HEART WITH JOY
AND LET ME SING FOR EVERMORE
YOU ARE ALL I LONG FOR
EVER WORSHIP AND ADORE

IN OTHER WORDS
PLEASE BE TRUE
IN OTHER WORDS
I LOVE YOU

SITTING IN THE STAND OF THE SPORTS ARENA
WAITING FOR THE SHOW TO BEGIN
RED LIGHTS, GREEN LIGHTS, STRAWBERRY WINE,
A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE, FOLLOWS THE STARS,
VENUS AND MARS
ARE ALRIGHT TONIGHT.

WHO ATE ALL THE PIES?
WHO ATE ALL THE PIES?
YOU FAT B*****D!
YOU FAT B*****D!
YOU ATE ALL THE PIES.

(A charming little footie ditty)