8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer 10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café 12:45 Catch sight of partner’s ex and notice that she has gained 17 kgs 1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit 3:00 Nap 4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer 4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body 5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe 7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing,compliments received from other diners/ dancers 10:00 Hot shower- alone 10:50 Carried to bed… freshly ironed, crisp, white linen 11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling 11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM… 6:00Alarm 6:15Blow job 6:30Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section 7:00Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot 7:30Limo arrives 7:45Several beers en route to the airport 9:15Flight in personal Lear jet 9:30Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route) 9:45Play front nine (2 under par) 11:45Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon 12:15 Blow job 12:30Play back nine (4 under) 2:15Limo back to airport (several bourbons) 2:30Fly to Bahamas 3:30Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot 4:30Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle 5:00Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson (bending over, naturally) 6:45Shit, shower and shave 7:00Watch news—Michael Jackson assassinated 7:30Dinner—lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits 9:00Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV as you watch football game 9:30Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies 11:00Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer 11:30Night-cap blow job 11:45In bed alone 11:50A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room 11:51Laugh yourself to sleep
