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Post 379 made on Thursday November 17, 2005 at 17:11 |
Damik Loyal Member |
Joined: Posts: | October 2005 6,203 |
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's Only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, ... go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$60,000" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.... the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN : "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. .....Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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