A frog walks into a bank, up to the teller and says "Hello my name is Kermit Jagger and I want a loan".

The bank teller replies " Hello I'm Patty Wac, what do you what the loan for?"

The frog says " I want to buy a boat"

"How much do you want to borrow?" asks the teller.

$30,000 says the frog.

"And what do you have for corlateral?"

The frog says "I know the bank manager" and hands her a small pink elephant.

The confused teller looks at the elephant, excuses herself and goes to back of the bank. She walks into the manager's office and says "I've got a frog at my window who wants $30,000 and who says he knows you. When I asked about corlateral he gave me this. What-ever-is-it".

The bank manager replies " it's a Knick-nack, Patty wac, give the frog a loan, his old mans' a Rolling Stone".

This message was edited by paulhubbard on 08/12/02 12:35.20.