 |
 |
|
|
Intermission Forum - View Post
|
|
 |
|
|
|
 |
|
The following page was printed from RemoteCentral.com:
| Post 59 made on Sunday May 5, 2002 at 05:35 |
djy RC Moderator |
Joined:
Posts: | August 2001
34,768 |
|
|
Some things to think about
1). Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
2). I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
3). Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
4). Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
5). Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
6). I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
7). Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
8). I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
9). God must love stupid people, he made so many.
10). The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
11). I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
12). Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
13). Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
14). CAT ~ The Other White Meat!
15). Beer ~ The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon!
16). I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With Buttheads!
17). "Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"
18). "Procrastinate Now"
19). "My Dog Can Lick Anyone"
20). "Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do What I've Been Doing Since 15"
21). "West Virginia: One Million People, and 15 last names"
22). "FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software."
23). "I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN"
24). "A hangover is the wrath of grapes"
25). "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance"
26). "STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!"
27). "They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken"
28). "He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead"
29). "HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH"
30). "A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS But it uses up a thousand times the memory."
31). "The Meek shall inherit the earth, after we're through with it."
32.) "HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig."
33). "The trouble with life is there's no background music."
34). "Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake!"
35). "The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson."
36). "MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT"
37). "Computer programmers know how to use their hardware."
38). "MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team."
39). "NyQuil - The stuffy, Sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room spinning-medicine."
40). "Quoting one is plagiarism; Quoting many is research."
41). "My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't!"
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
