You're so right!

I've been listening to the latest Trump rallies and I've been shaking in my boots! I've installed extra locks and deadbolts and disabled any Wi-Fi, Zig-Bee, Z-Wave locks. The caravan is getting closer and closer. It's filled with MS-13 and loads of middle eastern terrorists.

I was so relieved to find out that these latest attacks in the USA were committed by our own right wing fringe crazy people and not the caravan crowd! Of course they're still not here yet so I ain't letting my guard down.

I also heard that the PA shooter was very anti-Trump! As we all are, right? I mean he promised a wall ("Who's gonna pay for it?" "Mexico"), he promised low-cost, affordable health care coverage for everybody, he promised to drain the swamp and all he's done is fill it up with even swampier things. And those things were going to be completed by noon on his first day.

I don't know - have we been conned?