GIVE ME
YOUR DIRTY LOVE
THE WAY YOUR MAMA
MAKE HER FUZZY POODLE DO
(Oh, Frenchie!)

GIVE ME
YOUR DIRTY LOVE
THE WAY YOUR MAMA
MAKE THAT NASTY POODLE CHEW

I'LL IGNORE YOUR CHEAP AROMA
AND YOUR LITTLE-BO-PEEP DIPLOMA
I'LL JUST PUT YOU IN A COMA
WITH SOME DIRTY LOVE
SOME DIRTY LOVE
SOME DIRTY LOVE
SOME DIRTY LOVE

THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Snap it!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Snap it!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Snap it!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Not a speck of cereal!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Nothing but the best for my dog)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Come on!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Little paws sticking up!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Little curly hairs!)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Little curly hairs!)
Frank Zappa

Sign O' The Times
Oh Yeah
In France a skinny man
Died of a big disease with a litte name
By chance his girlfriend came across a needle
And soon she did the same
At homethere are seventeen-year-old boys
And their idea of fun
Is being in a gang called The Disciples
High on crack, totin' a machine gun

Time Time

Hurricane Annie ripped the ceiling off a church
And killed everyone inside
You turn on the telly and every other story
Is tellin' you somebody died

Sister killed here baby cuz she could affort to feed it
And we're sending people to the moon
In September my cousin tried Reefer for the very first time
Now he's doing Horse, it's June

Time Time

It's silly, no? When a rocket ship explodes
And everybody still wants to fly

Some say a man ain't happy
Unless a man truly dies
Oh why

Time Time

Baby make a speech, Star Wars fly
Neighbours just shine it on
But if a night falls and a bomb falls
Will anybody see the dawn

Time Time

It's silly, no? When a rocket ship explodes
And everybody still wants to fly

Some say a man ain't happy
Unless a man truly dies
Oh why

Time Time

Sign O' The Times mess with your mind
Hurry before it's too late
Let's fall in love, get married, have a baby
We'll call him Hate...if it's a boy

Time Times

Time Time

HEAR THE ECHOES AND FEEL YOURSELF STARTING TO TURN
DON'T KNOW WHY YOU SHOULD FEEL
THAT THERE'S SOMETHING TO LEARN
IT'S JUST A GAME THAT YOU PLAY

WELL THE PICTURE IS CHANGING
NOW YOU'RE PART OF A CROWD
THEY'RE LAUGHING AT SOMETHING
AND THE MUSIC'S LOUD
A GIRL COMES TOWARDS YOU
YOU ONCE USED TO KNOW
YOU REACH OUT YOUR HAND
BUT YOU'RE ALL ALONE, IN THESE
TIME PASSAGES
I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE, YOU'RE JUST OUT OF SIGHT
TIME PASSAGES
BUY ME A TICKET ON THE LAST TRAIN HOME TONIGHT

SOME ENCHANTED EVENING
YOU MAY SEE A STRANGER
YOU MAY SEE A STRANGER
ACROSS A CROWDED ROOM.

STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT
TWO LONELY PEOPLE
WE WERE STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT
UP TO THE MOMENT WHEN WE SAID OUR FIRST HELLO
LITTLE DID WE KNOW
LOVE WAS JUST A GLANCE AWAY
A WARM EMBRACING DANCE AWAY

SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO.
                                   WHERE ARE YOU?
WE GOT SOME WORK TO DO NOW.
SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO, WHERE ARE YOU?
WE NEED SOME HELP FROM YOU NOW.

Scooby-Dooby-Doo, Where Are You?
We got some work to do now.
Scooby-Dooby-Doo, Where Are You?
We need some help from you now.

Come on Scooby-Doo, I see you... pretending you got a sliver
But you're not fooling me, cause I can see, the way you shake and shiver.

You know we got a mystery to solve,
So Scooby Doo be ready for your act. [Scooby Doo] Uh-uh Uh-uh
Don't hold back!
And Scooby Doo if you come through
you're going to have yourself a scooby snack!
That's a fact!

Scooby-Dooby-Doo, here Are You.
You're ready and you're willing.
If we can count on you Scooby Doo,
I know you'll catch that villian

I WISH I WAS A SPACEMAN
THE FASTEST GUY ALIVE
I'D FLY YOU ROUND THE UNIVERSE
IN FIREBALL XL5
WAY OUT IN SPACE TOGETHER
WANDERS OF THE SKIES

MY HEART WOULD BE A FIREBALL, A FIREBALL
AND YOU WOULD BE MY MAIDEN OF THE STARS

WE'D MAKE A PATH TO JUPITER
AND MAYBE VERY SOON
WE'LL CRUISE ALONG THE MILKY WAY
AND LAND UPON THE MOON*
A WONDERLAND OF STAR DUST
WE'LL ZOOM AWAY TO MARS

MY HEART WOULD BE A FIREBALL, A FIREBALL
AND YOU WOULD BE MY MAIDEN OF THE STARS

*(Bear in mind that this was the theme song of an early sixties Gerry Anderson production. Landing on the moon was still just a twinkle in the eyes of NASA).

This message was edited by djy on 08/18/02 18:06.56.

Hong Kong Phooey

Who is this super hero?
Sarge?
No!
Rosemary, the telephone operator?
No.
Penry, the mild-mannered janitor?
Could Be!
Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy.
Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye.
He's got style, a groovy style, and a car that just won't stop.
When the going gets rough, he's super tough, with a Hong Kong Phooey chop


Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy
Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye
Hong Kong Phooey - fannn-riffic!

ANDY PANDY'S COMING TO PLAY
TRA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LAA
ANDY PANDY'S HERE TODAY
TRA-LALA-LA-LAA

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Happy Days

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days,
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days,
Saturday, what a day,
Rockin all week with you.

This day is ours
Won't you be mine. (Oh Happy Days)
This day is ours (Oh Happy Days)
Oh please be mine.

Hello sunshine, goodbye rain,
She's wearing my high school ring on her chain.
She's my steady, I'm her man,
I'm gonna love her all I can.
(Chorus)
Gonna cruise her round the town,
Show everybody what I've found
Rock'n'roll with all my friends
Hopin' the music never ends.

These Happy Days are yours and mine (oh Happy Days)
These Happy Days are yours and mine (oh Happy Days)
These Happy Days are yours and mine, Happy Days

Good grief! Remember this?

SKIPPY. SKIPPY. SKIPPY THE BUSH KANGAROO
SKIPPY. SKIPPY. SKIPPY YOUR FRIEND EVER TRUE

This message was edited by djy on 08/18/02 18:28.48.

sorry no
so heres a sorry song
It's time to say were sorry
For all the bad things we have done
No need to worry
God forgives us through His Son

It doesn't really matter how bad we've been
Or what we've said to each other
He can wipe the whole slate clean
When we honestly ask our Father to forgive us
Forgive us
Forgive us
Forgive us

Thank you Lord for making us clean
And sending Jesus to save us
Thank you that no matter how bad it seems
You're there
In our Hearts Right there
Always ready to forgive us
Forgive us (repeat)

Thank you for forgiving us
Thank you for forgiving us
Thank you for forgiving us

JESUS CHRIST
SUPERSTAR
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE WHAT THEY SAY YOU ARE?
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK
ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS AT THE TOP
NOW WHO D'YOU THINK BESIDES YOURSELF
WAS THE PICK OF THE CROP?
BUDDAH WAS HE WHERE IT'S AT?
IS HE WHERE YOU ARE?
COULD MUHAMMMED MOVE A MOUNTAIN
OR WAS THAT JUST PR?
DID YOU MEAN TO DIE LIKE THAT?
WAS THAT A MISTAKE OR
DID YOU KNOW YOUR MESSY DEATH
WOULD BE A RECORD BREAKER?
JESUS CHRIST
SUPERSTAR
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE WHAT THEY SAY YOU ARE?
JESUS CHRIST
SUPERSTAR
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE WHAT THEY SAY YOU ARE?

(Jesus)

GOD FORGIVE THEM
THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING

WHO IS MY MOTHER?
WHERE IS MY MOTHER?

MY GOD
MY GOD
WHY HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ME?

I'M THIRSTY
I'M THIRSTY
OH GOD I'M THIRSTY

IT IS FINISHED
FATHER
INTO YOUR HANDS
I COMMAND MY SPIRIT

NOTHING IS SO GOOD IT LASTS ETERNALLY
PERFECT SITUATIONS MUST GO WRONG
BUT THIS HAS NEVER YET PREVENTED ME
WANTING FAR TOO MUCH FOR FAR TOO LONG

LOOKING BACK I COULD HAVE PLAYED IT DIFFERENTLY
WON A FEW MORE MOMENTS, WHO CAN TELL
BUT IT TOOK TIME TO UNDERSTAND THE MAN
NOW AT LEAST I KNOW I KNOW HIM WELL

WASN'T IT GOOD
OH SO GOOD
WASN'T HE FINE
OH SO FINE
ISN'T IT MADNESS
HE CAN'T BE MINE
BUT IN THE END HE NEEDS A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN ME
MORE SECURITY
HE NEEDS HIS FANTASY AND FREEDOM
I KNOW HIM SO WELL

NO ONE IN YOUR LIFE IS WITH YOU CONSTANTLY
NO ONE IS COMPLETELY ON YOUR SIDE
AND THOUGH I MOVE MY WORLD TO BE WITH HIM
STILL THE GAP BETWEEN US IS TOO WIDE

LOOKING BACK I COULD HAVE PLAYED IT DIFFERENTLY
(LOOKING BACK I COULD HAVE PLAYED THINGS SOME OTHER WAY)
LEARNED ABOUT THE MAN BEFORE I FELL
(I WAS JUST A LITTLE CARELESS MAYBE)
BUT I WAS EVER SO MUCH YOUNGER THEN
(MUCH YOUNGER THEN)
NOW AT LEAST I KNOW HIM WELL
NOW AT LEAST I KNOW I KNOW HIM WELL

WASN'T IT GOOD
OH SO GOOD
WASN'T HE FINE
OH SO FINE
ISN'T IT MADNESS
HE WON'T BE MINE
DIDN'T I KNOW HOW IT WOULD GO
IF I KNEW FROM THE START
WHY AM I FALLING APART

WASN'T IT GOOD, WASN'T HE FINE
ISN'T IT MADNESS
HE WON'T BE MINE
BUT IN THE END HE NEEDS A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN ME
MORE SECURITY
HE NEEDS HIS FANTASY AND FREEDOM
I KNOW HIM SO WELL
IT TOOK TIME TO UNDERSTAND HIM
I KNOW HIM SO WELL

IT'S POETRY IN MOTION
SHE TURNED HER TENDER EYES TO ME
AS DEEP AS ANY OCEAN
AS SWEET AS ANY HARMONY
MM - BUT SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE
"SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE!"
AND FAILED ME IN BIOLOGY

WHEN I'M DANCING CLOSE TO HER
"BLINDING ME WITH SCIENCE - SCIENCE!"
I CAN SMELL THE CHEMICALS
"BLINDING ME WITH SCIENCE - SCIENCE!"
"SCIENCE!"
"SCIENCE!"

MM - BUT IT'S POETRY IN MOTION
AND WHEN SHE TURNED HER EYES TO ME
AS DEEP AS ANY OCEAN
AS SWEET AS ANY HARMONY
MM - BUT SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE
AND FAILED ME IN GEOMETRY

WHEN SHE'S DANCING NEXT TO ME
"BLINDING ME WITH SCIENCE - SCIENCE!"
"SCIENCE!"
I CAN HEAR MACHINERY
"BLINDING ME WITH SCIENCE - SCIENCE!"
"SCIENCE!"

IT'S POETRY IN MOTION
AND NOW SHE'S MAKING LOVE TO ME
THE SPHERES'RE IN COMMOTION
THE ELEMENTS IN HARMONY
SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE
"SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE!"
AND HIT ME WITH TECHNOLOGY

"GOOD HEAVENS MISS SAKAMOTO - YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!"
I -
I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
THERE SHE GOES AGAIN!
SHE'S TIDIED UP, AND I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING!
ALL MY TUBES AND WIRES
AND CAREFUL NOTES
AND ANTIQUATED NOTIONS

BUT! - IT'S POETRY IN MOTION
AND WHEN SHE TURNED HER EYES TO ME
AS DEEP AS ANY OCEAN
AS SWEET AS ANY HARMONY
MM - BUT SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE
"SHE BLINDED ME WITH - WITH SCIENCE!"
SHE BLINDED ME WITH - "SCIENCE!"