THE SILICON CHIP INSIDE HER HEAD
GETS SWITCHED TO OVERLOAD
AND NOBODY'S GOING TO GO TO SCHOOL TODAY
SHE'S GONNA MAKE THEM STAY AT HOME

AND DADDY DOESN'T UNDERSTAND IT
HE ALWAYS SAID SHE'S AS GOLD
AND HE CAN SEE NO REASON
COZ THERE ARE NO REASONS
WHAT REASON DO YOU NEED TO BE TOLD

TELL ME WHY....

OOH WAH, OOH WAH
OOH WAH, OOH WAH
OOH WAH, OOH WAH
WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE?

WHY DO BIRDS SING SO GAY
AND LOVERS AWAIT THE BREAK OF THE DAY
WHY DO THEY FALL IN LOVE?
WHY DOES THE RAIN FALL FROM UP ABOVE?
WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE?
WHY DO THEY FALL IN LOVE?

LOVE IS A LOSING GAME
LOVE CAN BE A SHAME
I KNOW, I'M A FOOL YOU SEE
FOR THAT FOOL IS ME
TELL ME WHY
TELL ME WHY

What would I do if I was you?
I'd come out and say what I'd wanna do I'd be a man you'd never be
So why don't you get up and groove with me?
Give it up, give it out Let it run, let it shout
Stayin' alive to survive
Being pretty
Feeling cheek, like a freak
You won't jump to the beat
Let your young hearts run free

CHORUS: Everybody c'mon let's get
G-A-Y, G-A-Y (Oooh,ooh, ooh)
Drunk* or better kiss yourselves and say goodbye,
G-A-Y What would you do if you were me?
Are you ready to face what you wanna be?
Enough is enough when it's just too long
So get up and go out and get it on
Give it up, give it out
Let it run, let it shout
Stayin' alive to survive
Being pretty
Feeling cheek, like a freak
You won't jump to the beat
Let your young hearts run free

CHORUS
G-A-Y Good
As You G-A-Y Good As You
CHORUS x 3
C'mon everybody
C'mon everybody Kiss yourselves goodbye
... For the record, "Ken is heterosexual" -just had to put that in! :-)

This message was edited by Ken on 08/15/02 21:55.02.

WELL.....................I FEEL ALL RIGHT-SHOUT!
YOU KNOW YOU MAKE ME WANT TO (SHOUT)
THROW MY HANDS BACK AND (SHOUT)
THROW MY HEAD BACK AND (SHOUT)
KICK MY HEELS UP AND (SHOUT)-COME ON NOW
DON'T FORGET TO SAY YOU WILL
DON'T FORGET TO SAY-AY-AY-AY-AY (SAY YOU WILL)
SAY IT RIGHT NOW BABY (SAY YOU WILL)
COME ON-COME ON (SAY YOU WILL)
SAY IT RIGHT HEEEERE-COME ON Y'ALL
(SAY) SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME (SAY) SAY THAT YOU NEED ME
(SAY) SAY THAT YOU WANT ME (SAY) YOU WANNA BE WITH ME (SAY)-
COME ON NOW
COME ON NOW
COME ON NOW
COME ON NOW

YOU KNOW YOU MAKE ME WANT TO (SHOUT)
YEAH, YEAH-YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
COME ON NOW, COME ON NOW
OH ALL RIGHT, OH ALL RIGHT
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

MY HEART GOES
BOOM BANGABANG BOOM BANGABANG WHEN YOU ARE NEAR
BOOM BANGABANG BOOM BANGABANG LOUD IN MY EAR
POUNDING AWAY POUNDING AWAY WON'T YOU BE MINE
BOOM BANGABANG BANG ALL THE TIME.

(The Eurovision Song Contest. How wonderful).

I RECALL JUST WALKING DOWN THE STREET
TRYING TO ESCAPE THE CITY HEAT
I SAW HER FROM THE CORNER OF MY EYE, EYE, EYE
YES SHE LOOKED SO GOOD I THOUGHT I'D DIE
MY HEART WENT BANG SHANG A LANG, BANG SHANG A LANG
BANG SHANG A LANG, BANG, BANG
MY HEART WENT BANG SHANG A LANG, BANG SHANG A LANG
BANG SHANG A LANG, BANG, BANG

WELL THERE SHE WAS JUST A WALKIN' DOWN THE STREET
SINGING DO WHA DIDDY, DIDDY DUM, DIDDY DO

HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE,
THE CAT AND THE FIDDLE,
THE COW JUMPED OVER THE MOON,
THE LITTLE DOG LAUGHED TO SEE SUCH SPORT,
AND THE DISH RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOON.

WE SANG SHANG-A-LANG
AND WE RAN WITH THE GANG
DOIN' DOO-OP-DOOBY-DOO-A
WE WERE ALL IN THE NEWS
WITH OUR BLUE SUEDE SHOES
AND OUR DANCING THE NIGHT AWAY
YEAH WE SANG SHANG-A-LANG
AND WE RAN WITH THE GANG
DOIN' DOO-OP-DOOBY-DOO-I
WITH THE JUKEBOX PLAYIN'
AND EVERYBODY SAYIN'
THAT MUSIC LIKE OURS COULDN'T DIE

WE WERE GROOVIN', WE WERE MOVIN'
PUSSY FOOTIN' AND A BOOTIN' IT 'ROUND
WE WERE BOPPON' IT, WE WERE HOPPIN' IT
REALLY JUMPIN' TO THE SHANG-A-LANG SOUND
OF THE MUSIC

SHANG-A-LANG
SHANG-A-LANG
SHANG-A-LANG
SHANG-A-LANG

(The immortal Bay City Rollers!)

"PUSSYCAT, PUSSYCAT WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?"
"I'VE BEEN UP TO LONDON TO VISIT THE QUEEN."
"PUSSYCAT, PUSSYCAT WHAT DID YOU THERE?"
"I FRIGHTENED A LITTLE MOUSE UNDER HER CHAIR."

This message was edited by djy on 08/16/02 22:07.25.

WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT? WOAH, WOAH
WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT? WOAH, WOAH
PUSSYCAT, PUSSYCAT
YOU'RE DELICIOUS
AND IF MY WISHES
CAN ALL COME TRUE
I'LL SOON BE KISSING YOUR SWEET LITTLE PUSSYCAT LIPS!
PUSSYCAT, PUSSYCAT
I LOVE YOU
YES, I DO!
YOU AND YOUR PUSSYCAT LIPS! (WOAH, WOAH)
YOU AND YOUR PUSSYCAT EYES! (WOAH, WOAH)
YOU AND YOUR PUSSYCAT NOSE! (WOAH, WOAH)

LOVING COUPLE:
I CAN'T SEE YOU BUT I KNOW YOU'RE THERE.
GOT TO GET BESIDE YOU COS IT'S REALLY COLD OUT HERE.
COME UP CLOSE TO ME YOU'LL SOON BE WARM.
HOLD ME TIGHTLY LIKE WE'RE SHELTERING FROM A STORM.

MOUSE:
THINK I MIGHT GO OUT FOR A STROLL
INTO THE NIGHT, AND OUT OF THIS HOLE.
MAYBE FIND ME A MEAL.
WALKING ALONG THIS NEW SHAG PILE
PRESENTS A PROBLEM ALL THE WHILE.
NEARLY THE DOOR.

SUDDENLY HE BUMPS INTO WOOD, THE DOOR IS CLOSED.
A VOICE FROM THE BED, HE'LL BE EXPOSED.
WHICH WAY TO RUN, MUST MAKE FOR THE HOLE,
THE LIGHT'S BEEN TURNED ON, HE'S BLIND AS A MOLE IN COAL.

NOW I CAN SEE THEY'RE COMING AT ME,
THEY'VE BLOCKED OFF MY DOOR, I HAVEN'T A CHANCE IN HELL.

COUPLE:
COME ON BABY LET THE POOR THING GO.
I'M NOT SLEEPING WITH THAT THING AROUND HERE, NO.
ALRIGHT THEN, I'LL FETCH A BOX FROM BELOW,
GUARD HIM CAREFULLY, THEY'RE VERY QUICK YOU KNOW.

MOUSE:
THE DOOR'S BEEN OPENED, MY CHANCE TO ESCAPE.
MUST RUN OUT QUICK, BETTER SORRY THAN LATE.
I'M OUT ON THE STAIRS.
THEY WON'T CATCH ME NOW, I'VE THE RUN OF THE HOUSE NOW.
I'LL MAKE IT DOWNSTAIRS AND INTO THE BREADBIN.
THAT WOULD BE NICE.

SUDDENLY HE BUMPS INTO FUR, THAT'S VERY UNWISE,
A CAT IS MUCH QUICKER THAN MEN AND THEIR EYES.
THE CHASE THAT ENSUES CAN HAVE ONLY ONE END,
UNLESS OUTSIDE HELP STEPS IN FOR OUR FRIEND IN NEED.

BUT NOW THE CAT COMES IN FOR THE KILL,
HIS PAW IS RAISED, SOON BLOOD WILL SPILL, YES IT WILL.

CAT:
HARD LUCK MOUSE, THIS IS THE END OF YOUR ROAD.
THE SIGNPOST SAYS INSIDE ME, LET ME BEAR YOUR HEAVY LOAD.

BUT IT'S NOT TO BE, THAT FINAL POUNCE
KNOCKS A JAR UPON HIS HEAD, AND LAYS HIM OUT.

BUT IT'S ALL IN A MOUSE'S NIGHT
TO TAKE ON ALL THOSE WHO WOULD FIGHT.

CAT'S STORY:
THERE I WAS WITH MY BACK TO THE WALL,
THEN COMES THIS MONSTER MOUSE, HE'S TEN FEET TALL,
WITH TEETH AND CLAWS TO MATCH.
IT ONLY TOOK ONE BLOW.

WELL, HE SWUNG FROM THE TREE AND HE LIT ON THE GROUND
HE STARTED TO ROCK, REALLY ROCKIN' AROUND
IT WAS A CRAZY DITTY WITH A SWINGING TUNE
WOP BOP-A LULA BA-WOP BAM BOOM
ONE-EYED ONE-HORNED FLYING PEOPLE EATER
OOH, IT SURE LOOKS STRANGE TO ME

WELL HE WENT ON HIS WAY AND THEN WHAT DO YOU KNOW
I SAW HIM LAST NIGHT ON A TV SHOW
HE WAS A BLOWIN' IT OUT AND REALLY KNOCKIN' 'EM DEAD
PLAYING ROCK 'N ROLL MUSIC THROUGH THE HORN IN HIS HEAD.

THEY SAY YOU'RE A STAR
THAT'S WHAT THE BOYS ALL SAY YOU ARE
I DON'T SEE MUCH TV
SO IT DON'T MEAN S**T TO ME

SHES SO PRETTY
SHE SAYS HELLO TO THE BOYS OUT OF PITTY
SHES SO PRETTY
HOW COULD I WANT
ANYONE BUT YOU?

SHE LIKES TO STARE SHE LIKES TO LOOK THORUGH YOU
SITTIN WITH HER SELF
SHES EMPTY IN FIRST CLASS
FOUND THE ONE THE ONE FOR THE MOMENT
QUICK SAND DRIPIIN IN AN HOUR GLASS

ITS THE SAME OLD STORY
(SAME OLD STORY)
YOU COULD WRITE A NOVEL ABOUT HER EYES
WATCHING WONDERIN' WAITIN
WITH ANTICIPATION
SHES THE ONE
THE ONE YOU CANNOT STAND TO LEAVE WAITIN!