I was too lazy for a real job and after changing jobs every couple of years due to bordom, I lucked into this a little over a year ago; my now boss owed a family member a favor. I soon learned that my boss was a dead head and former hippie and that freaks and screw ups naturally migrate to this job.

I also found that my coworkers were lazier than I was and I quickly became the highly motivated star because compared to what I'd done before, this is EASY and fun. I ended up running off two dead beats, and have almost molded one screwup into a descent employee (he was the lead tech and my superior when I started)