You know you only buy Speakercraft because your rep is cool, Wayne, you probably have Niles is in your backyard, ha ha, beat this.

Did you ever see Tommy Boy?

My favorite part, ok second favorite part is the quote below:

But why do they put a guarantee on the box then?
Tommy: Because they know all they solda ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for right now, for your sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality item from me.