Yeah, would you mind telling us what the problem is?
Okay, it's organized crime, that's bad. Does that mean
they are going to try to sell me something? Attack Mr.
Stanley? How much do they charge for that? (Just kidding,
Mr. Stanley.)

I mean, what do they do that is an area of life where
I might run across them? Install? Sell equipment? Sell
tires? Encyclopedias?

It's nice of you to warn us about problem companies, but
it would be nice to have some idea what they do* before
I run into them!

*or what they say they will do before ripping you off