Hmmmmmm.......kinda looks like an old-fashioned, telescoping antenna there on the upper left corner of the bezel. I bet it's got a tuner in there in case your HT goes on the fritz! An' I sure do hope that's a "Go get me s'mo beer, the car's already started" Button, just below it.

And I'd also bet that that JoyStick someone was hoping for is hidden down in the lower right, behind the 3000!

Heck, seems to have everything 'cept a roll of terlit paper!