I always thought that lousy odor came from programming content? Or does rotten programming content give the plasma TV gas? Even so, if the content gives it gas is it best to give your plasma TV a regular dose of prime time just to keep it charged? On the other hand is too much prime time harmful to a plasma TV? Is that why so many just plum up explode? Or is the plasma TV just giving me gas? All this time I was blaming it on the cheese pizza.

Where in the world would we begin pasting the warning labels?