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We bow down to the NEW "gods" of Universal Remotes.

OK now let me get this straight...

I've got a "sub $30 remote that can do "almost" anything, has backlighting, and a cool "velvety" surface. AND the wife understands how to use it...

I can now "build" a box to make it do even more.

STOP THE INSANITY...

If I wanted a remote that could all that I would have spent three to six hundred dollars.


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Ok enough banter...

When can we expect you guys to come up with a way for this remote to...

1) get up in the morning and get coffee going

2) feed the yungun's

3) automatically change to "any channel" showing MacGyver re-runs. (though, not taking presedent over "any channel" showing CHiPs re-runs)
When appropriate.

4) "sensing" user "abilities" (you know... guy vs. girl, adult vs. kid, Mom vs.Dad, Old vs. Young, Good vs. Evil)

5) Well, I'd be interested in what "YOU'D" like to see this remote do.

As always...

Drunk, Disorderly, Disenchanted, and soon to be Disenboweled. (means... drunk on Scotch and eating too many of those "damn" high fiber crackers)

Schlepp