My, my, that says it right there. Not enthusiastic, not convinced, not incredibly pleased that their product exists, not glad to deal with the equipment or the corporate personnel, not ready to show you a list of things that are better about the stuff... but DEVOUT.

That's the kind of term you use with a religion, isn't it? You're of that religion, your parents are/were of that religion, you don't question that you go there (I couldn't even call it a choice!), you think whatever problems they might have are worth it... jeez, this lines up too too well. I could go on (and I left out the worst ones)!