Oh, hell, I'm sorry. I was being funny, I thought.

I was also remembering the A/V dealer client whose store we were wiring, who was bugging us to make something play. This is ridiculous when wiring a store because it only makes sense to wire ALL the sources, then ALL the receivers, etc.

He asked us where we were going to put the switcher for the speakers and my buddy said "it'll go here" and put a fist through the drywall right in that spot. Client silently turned and walked away, not bothering us any more.