Disassembled an existing system for a remodel and fireplace work. Told the contractor that the bathroom fan that was installed behind the TV and electronics would have to be moved. He said, no problem, that his guys had originally put it in and talked about how quiet it was.

"That fan is rated at less than one scone. You know some of them things can be three, four, five scones… They get pretty loud. If you can get something less than one scone, you'll never hear it."

I was hungry and grabbing my travel mug full of hot coffee to go with all them scones.