I've never in my life seen a woman's mouth shut during a fight. Especially not in a good way. No matter what defense you use, she always has something that you don't remember, from 15 years ago, ready to pull out and hit you with. You can't defend against it because you can't even remember if it's correct, or if it even happened. But she has all the details about it, like Rainman recalling an underwear shopping trip to Kmart.