I don't see how you guys do it. I must have lost something along the way. If I drank any one of these things I'd probably end up projectile vomiting. Two and I'd probably wake up a couple days later under a bridge wearing a dress.

About once every six months I think, man, I'd like to have some wine. So I buy a bottle of Sauvignon blanc of Fume blanc or some such. I have a glass and think, man, I'm getting old, why did I do that? The taste is pretty enjoyable, but I feel horrible afterwards.