On August 15, 2015 at 07:34, Mario said...
Or how about "can I ask you a question?"
"yes" is an answer to that 1 question.
People should ask if they can ask 2 questions.
That's always an interesting situation since they just did what they asked you if the could.
Perhaps they meant "may" but then they still went ahead and did it.
My usual response to either is "you just did".
Some folks will ask "do you have the time?" - my response "for what?".
If they ask "do you know the time?" - my response "yes".
My wife just rolls her eyes.