Her: No you don't understand, what can I do TO YOU to make this bill go away?
Me: You can pay this bill in full and then you can go away, forever.
In another life many years ago I had a young looker drop her car off at the shop with charging system problems letting me know she was off the The OC Fair for the day. Good looking girl in a short skirt and top drinking beer all day in the hot Southern California sun, what could possibly go wrong.
So I pop the hood and the alternator was unplugged, plugged it back in and done, shut the hood and park it. No Charge.
She comes back more than a little tipsy and I tell her the good news and she runs at me and jumps up and wraps her legs around my waist, puts her arms around my neck and try's to kiss me. First things first, when she jumped on me my natural reaction was to grab and support the weight flung at me, I found out she was commando under the skirt. I immediately removed my hands from supporting her and put my hands out to the side and asked her to get down. All this in front of a small crowd.
